Jon Stewart Crashes Jimmy Kimmel's Interview with Bar Mitzvah Kid

HE'S A ROCK CLIMBER.
AND TLC WITH -- SNOOP DOGG'S ON
THE WAY.
HEY, GUILLERMO, HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN TO A BAR MITZVAH?
>> Guillermo: NO, NEVER.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BAR
MITZVAH IS?
>> Guillermo: I THINK IT'S WHEN
A BOY BECOME A MAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT IS.
IT'S A JEWISH TRADITION THAT
WHEN A BOY LIKE HITS SEVENTH
GRADE HE BECOMES A MAN AND THEY
HAVE A WHOLE PARTY FOR HIM.
WELL, A LOT OF KIDS WHEN THEY
HAVE THESE BAR MITZVAH OR BAT
MITZVAH FOR GIRLS HAVE SOME KIND
OF A THEME LIKE HARRY POTTER OR
A FOOTBALL TEAM.
SOME KIDS WILL HAVE AN '80s
THEME.
THERE'S A YOUNG MAN WHO LIVES IN
MEDIA, PENNSYLVANIA.
HIS NAME IS WILL RUBEN.
HIS THEME FOR HIS BAR MITZVAH IS
THIS.
>> IT'S WILL FROM PHILLY.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED FROM WILL
SMITH, WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN
AND RAISED.
I WANT YOU TO BE AT MY BAR
MITZVAH JUNE 24th BECAUSE I'M
BASING IT ALL AROUND YOU.
WE EVEN HAVE YOUR SET.
I WANT YOUR JOB ONE DAY.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
SO THAT IS NOT WILL SMITH, FIRST
OF ALL.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS AN
INVITATION OR A THREAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT HE WASN'T KIDDING.
IT REALLY WAS A ME-THEMED BAR
MITZVAH.
♪
>> FROM MEDIA IT'S WILL RUBIN
LIVE.
TONIGHT, AIMEE RUBIN, ERIC
RUBIN, ANDREW RUBIN, NATALIE
RUBIN, WITH ALL-AROUND
ENTERTAINMENT.
AND NOW FROM MEDIA, PENNSYLVANIA
IT'S WILL RUBIN!
♪
>> Jimmy: THERE HE IS.
ALL THE RUBINS I CAN UNDERSTAND.
HOW DID HE TGET ALL-AROUND
ENTERTAINMENT?
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO BOOK THEM
FOR YEARS.
I WANTED TO SURPRISE WILL.
THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I WAS
GOING TO MEDIA, PEN.
SO I MADE A VIDEO, SENT IT TO
HIS PARENTS, AND THEY PLAYED IT
FOR HIM AT HIS PARTY.
>> HELLO, WILL.
IT'S JIMMY KIMMEL.
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BAR
MITZVAH.
TODAY YOU BECOME A MAN.
A MAN WITH NO BODY HAIR YOU
BECOME TODAY.
I HEARD YOU THEMED YOUR BAR
MITZVAH AFTER MY SHOW.
I WAS SO MOVED I CALLED MY
ATTORNEY TO SEE WHAT KIND OF
DAMAGES I COULD COLLECT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEY DID SAY THEY WOULD BE
SUBSTANTIAL.
BUT THEN A LITTLE VOICE INSIDE
ME TOLD ME THE OPTICS OF SUING A
13-YEAR-OLD ON HIS BIG DAY MIGHT
NOT LOOK RIGHT.
SO I AGREED TO SETTLE FOR HALF
OF THE MONEY YOUR GRANDPARENTS
GIVE YOU TONIGHT.
OKAY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SO THAT SEEMS LIKE A
FAIR ENOUGH DEAL.
WE SENT OVER -- WE SENT A GIFT.
WE SENT A GIANT ICE SCULPTURE OF
WHAT I THINK IS GUILLERMO'S
HEAD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SWEATS JUST LIKE HIM.
AND JOINING US NOW, THE BAR
MITZVAH BOY HIMSELF, WILL RUBIN.
HI, WILL.
WHERE IS WILL?
THERE HE IS.
HOW ARE YOU DOING, WILL?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON
BECOMING A MAN.
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN?
BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A
MAN.
BUT YOU --
>> WELL, I MAY NOT LOOK LIKE A
MAN, BUT I CERTAINLY DO FEEL
LIKE ONE.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO.
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S ALL ATHATHAT MATTERS.
WHAT WAS THE THEME FOR YOUR BAR
MITZVAH GOING TO BE IF IT WASN'T
ME?
>> THROUGH THE YEARS I'VE HAD A
TON OF INTERESTS.
IT KIND OF WENT ON A SIX-MONTH
CYCLE.
I'D HAVE LIKE A NEW INTEREST
EVERY SIX MONTHS.
>> Jimmy: AM I OVER NOW?
OR IS IT STILL --
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO, YOU'RE STILL GOING.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR PREVIOUS
INTEREST BEFORE ME?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
PROBABLY LIKE CLEANING OR
SOMETHING.
I CAN'T REMEMBER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, I GUESS I'M
HONORED.
I MEAN, IT IS -- BY THE WAY, DO
YOU STILL HAVE THAT GUILLERMO
ICE SCULPTURE?
BECAUSE IT WAS A LOANER.
I NEED IT FOR A QUINCEANERA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HEY, WILL.
WILL, IS THAT YOU?
WILL.
>> YEAH, THAT'S ME.
>> I'M JON STEWART.
I'M A TALK SHOW HOST AS WELL.
I WAS.
A FEW YEARS AGO.
AND I'M A JEW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, YOU PROBABLY HAD YOUR
CHOICE OF REALLY, YOU KNOW,
IDOLIZING ANY TALK SHOW HOST AND
YOU COULD HAVE GONE WITH A JEW
IS WHAT I'M SAYING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU WENT WITH -- WILL.
DON'T BE FOOLED.
MAY I SPEAK WITH HIM PRIVATELY?
>> Jimmy: GO AHEAD.
>> SHUT YOUR BUVAKASHA!
[ LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU GET THAT, WILL?
DID YOU GET THAT JOKE?
YOU KNOW WHO DIDN'T GET THAT
JOKE?
JIMMY KIMMEL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE HE'S NOT A JEW!
[ APPLAUSE ]
DON'T BE -- WILL.
>> YEAH.
>> DON'T BE FOOLED BY HIS
LEARNED-LOOKING BEARD AND HIS
PUFFY SAD EYES.
HE'S NOT RABBINICAL.
HE'S JUST UNHEALTHY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WILL.
WOULD YOU RATHER IDOLIZE A TALK
SHOW HOST THAT IS ALSO
CIRCUMCISED?
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER --
[ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S NOT.
WILL.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS.
HOW DO THE KIDS SAY IT?
HE'S STILL WEARING HIS HOODIE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WILL?
>> Jimmy: I'M SORRY.
MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE A JON
STEWART-THEMED WEDDING, WILL?
>> I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
♪ SUNRISE, SUNSET ♪
>> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, JON.
I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I TELL YOU WHAT.
SO PUSHY, THESE PEOPLE.
RIGHT?
AM I RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
WILL, HOW DO WE COME OUT ON THE
MONEY FRONT?
YOU OWE ME HALF OF WHATEVER YOUR
GRANDPARENTS GAVE YOU.
HOW MUCH?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
THINKING, AND I THOUGHT MAYBE
INSTEAD I COULD GIVE IT TO
SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY MORE
IMPORTANT.
SO I THOUGHT -- WELL, I'M GIVING
IT TO THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL OF
L.A.
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S VERY GENEROUS.
YOU'RE A REAL MENSCH, AS WE SAY.
RIGHT?
IS THAT IT?
THANK YO

Jon Stewart Crashes Jimmy Kimmel's Interview with Bar Mitzvah Kid

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