Power-Hungry Pence Feigns Loyalty To Trump

SO PRESIDENT TRUMP IS DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR ALLIES
AND PEOPLE TO COVER HIS ASS, AND BOY, DO WE HAVE THE GUY FOR HIM.
IT IS MIKE PENCE, HIS VICE PRESIDENT.
I WILL TELL YOU WHY I THINK MIKE PENCE IS DOING THIS IN A
SECOND, BUT FIRST, TRUMP TWEETED VERY RECENTLY, IT IS VERY
SAD THE REPUBLICANS, EVEN SOME THAT WERE CARRIED OVER THE
LINE ON MY BACK, DO VERY LITTLE TO PROTECT THEIR PRESIDENT.
BUT IT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
THE JOB OF CONGRESSMAN IS NOT TO PROTECT THE PRESIDENT,
ESPECIALLY IF THEY WOUND UP COLLUDING WITH RUSSIA.
THAT IS NOT THEIR JOB, BUT HE IS LIKE WHAT?
AREN'T I THE MAFIA BOSS HERE?
THE JOB IS FOR THEM TO PROTECT ME, RIGHT, MIKE?
YES, BOSS.
HE WROTE A GIANT OP-ED ABOUT IT.
BEFORE WE GET TO SEE WHO MIKE PENCE IS, WATCH THIS.
>> YOU KNOW, IT IS THE GREATEST PRIVILEGE OF MY LIFE TO
SERVE AS VICE PRESIDENT TO A PRESIDENT THAT CARES SO
DEEPLY ABOUT THE INTEGRITY OF AMERICAN ELECTIONS AND THE
RIGHT OF EACH AND EVERY AMERICAN.
>> FURTHERMORE, MIKE PENCE WAS WITH DONALD TRUMP LAST WEEK WHEN
TRUMP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE TURNED TO HIM AND GO RIGHT,
MIKE?
LET'S SEE FOR OURSELVES.
HERE IT IS.
THIS IS A JAYAR JACKSON SPECIAL AND FOCUS IN ON MIKE PENCE AS
DONALD TRUMP IS TALKING.
THAT IS RIGHT.
THAT IS RIGHT, MR.
PRESIDENT.
I AM RIGHT HERE NEXT TO YOU, BIG GUY.
CAN I GET AN AMEN?
OKAY, WE'RE GAZING, WE'RE GAZING.
GIVE ME A COUPLE MORE
NODS, MIKE, I NEED A COUPLE MORE.
>> I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR A LONG TIME I THINK, MIKE, YOU
WILL AGREE.
>> WE'RE BACK TO MHMMM.
OKAY, OKAY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
WHO ARE THE TWO AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMEN WHO WERE SUPPORTING
TRUMP?
THAT IS WHERE MIKE PENCE IS RIGHT NOW.
IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY HE IS DOING IT, IT IS SO WHEN HE
BECOMES PRESIDENT HE CAN SAY TRUMP SUPPORTERS, I HAD YOUR
BACK
THE WHOLE TIME.
SESSIONS, YOU DIDN'T SUPPORT ME ENOUGH.
YOUR JOB WAS TO COVER UP MY CRIMES.
YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT WELL ENOUGH, I'M GETTING RID OF YOU.
MEANWHILE, MIKE IS LOOKING AROUND LIKE, HOLD ON NOW.
HE WRITES THIS OP-ED ON FOX NEWS.
INTERESTING.
HE SAYS, IN THE FIRST SIX MONTHS OF THIS ADMINISTRATION,
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP HAS FOUGHT EVERY DAY TO DELIVER
ON HIS PROMISES TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
EVERYDAY, THIS PRESIDENT HAS TAKEN BOLD ACTION TO
RESTORE PROSPERITY, KEEP AMERICANS SAFE AND SECURE,
AND HOLD GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABLE.
WAIT, IS THIS THE SAME
PRESIDENT WE ARE SEEING ON TV?
AND DID ALL SORTS OF NONSENSICAL THINGS.
HE DIDN'T
MENTION THAT PART.
DONALD HASN'T DONE ANY OF THAT BUT BY THE
WAY,
HE IS HIS VICE PRESIDENT, I GET IT.
HE SAYS PRESIDENT TRUMP
HAS SIGNED MORE THAN 40 BILLS AND NEARLY 40 EXECUTIVE ORDERS
ON EVERYTHING FROM HEALTHCARE TO ENERGY, INFRASTRUCTURE AND MORE.
BUT GUYS, NORMAL VICE PRESIDENTS DON'T RANDOMLY COME
OUT AND WRITE OP-ED ABOUT, DO YOU KNOW HOW GREAT MY PRESIDENT
IS?
IF THEY ARE TRYING TO PASS LEGISLATION AND THEY WANT
HELP, IN THAT CASE SOMETIMES OBAMA WOULD SEND BIDEN TO
GO TALK TO THE SENATORS BECAUSE USED TO BE IN THE SENATE.
THAT IS A VERY LOGICAL ROLE FOR THE VICE PRESIDENT.
RANDOM OP-ED FOX NEWS IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE ROLE FOR THE
VICE PRESIDENT AND OUT OF NOWHERE.
WHY?
BECAUSE TRUMP IS LIKE, SOMEBODY BE MY BUDDY AND MIKE IS
LIKE, THIS WILL HELP ME IN A COUPLE OF DIFFERENT WAYS, I WILL
BE A
BUDDY.
AND SO THE THING CONTINUES.
AS THE FATHER OF A UNITED STATES MARINE, I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD
TO SERVE ALONGSIDE A PRESIDENT WHO CARES SO DEEPLY ABOUT THE
MEN
AND WOMEN OF THE ARMED FORCES OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
BY THE WAY, IN PUTTING TOGETHER HIS PLAN FOR
ISIS, IN AFGHANISTAN AS WELL, HE IS LIKE I DON'T KNOW, I
JUST GAVE IT TO THE GENERALS.
HOW ABOUT THAT MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS THAT WAS DROPPED IN
AFGHANISTAN?
OH, DID WE?
I JUST LET THE GENERALS DO IT.
HE CARES SO DEEPLY ABOUT THE TROOPS, HE IS CHECKING IN
ALL THE TIME.
MORE LIKE IS WATCHING FOX AND FRIENDS ALL THE TIME.
PRESIDENT TRUMP'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS, PENCE
CONTINUES, ARE NOTHING SHORT OF HISTORIC.
BUT AS THE PRESIDENT LIKES TO SAY, AT THIS WHITE HOUSE
THAT'S JUST WHAT WE CALL A GOOD START.
WHAT ACCOMPLISHMENTS?
HE DIDN'T HEALTHCARE PAST, HE HAVING GOTTEN ANYTHING PAST YET.
I DON'T WANT HIM TO GET THOSE THINGS PAST, IT IS GOOD
NEWS FOR ME, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY, WAS MEANT SO FAR.
THERE NOTHING SHORT OF HISTORIC.
COME ON, DUDE.
ARE YOU AT ALL CAPABLE OF BEING EMBARRASSING BECAUSE THIS
IS ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS I'VE READ.
I AM LEAVING OUT 90% OF IT, ISSUE BY ISSUE, WHAT IS HE
DONE FOR THE CHILDREN IN HEALTHCARE, THE WAY HE
STRIPPED AWAY FROM MILLIONS AMERICANS OR WANTS TO.
GENIUS.
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS FIRMLY COMMITTED TO PASSING
LARGEST TAX CUT SINCE IT IS A PRESIDENT REAGAN.
WEíRE GOING TO CUT TAXES ACROSS THE BOARD FOR WORKING
FAMILIES, SMALL BUSINESSES AND FAMILY FARMS.
THERE'S THE ONE THING THAT HE IS GUARANTEEING YOU.
IT IS THE SAME THING I WAS GUARANTEEING YOU.
THE ONE THING TRUMP IS GOING TO DO IT IS CUT TAXES FOR THE
RICH BECAUSE OUR DONORS WIN FROM THAT.
FAMILY FARMS, SMALL BUSINESSES, LATER HE ADMITS
IT'S TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN TAX CUTS FOR THE CORPORATIONS.
IT IS THE GREATEST PRIVILEGE OF MY
LIFE TO SERVE AS VICE PRESIDENT TO A PRESIDENT WHO IS
FIGHTING EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR AMERICAN FREEDOM,
PROSPERITY, AND OPPORTUNITY FOR ALL.
CAN I STAY, DON?
CAN I PLEASE STAY BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE ABOUT TO
LEAVE SOON AND THAT WOULD MAKE ME PRESIDENT.
TRUMP VOTERS, IF ANYONE HAD YOUR BACK, IT
WAS ME.
WE GET IT, MIKE.
BRING IT DOWN.

Power-Hungry Pence Feigns Loyalty To Trump

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