CHYNA THING.
HE HAS BEEN
ROMANTICALLY LINKED, MARRIED TO
BLAC CHYNA.
BUT ON THE FOURTH OF JULY HE POSTED SOME PICTURES
OF HER DOING SOME NAUGHTY THINGS, NAKED PHOTOS, IN
ADDITION TO ILLICIT ACTS ON THE BED HE SHARES WITH HER.
THEN HE
LISTED ALL THE MONEY THAT HE SPENT ON HER.
HE SAID HE BOUGHT
HER A FERRARI AND SURGERY TO FIX HER AFTER A BABY.
BUT ALL THE
WHILE SENDING THESE NAKED PHOTOS OF HER OUT UNTIL HE HAD HIS
INSTAGRAM SHUT DOWN.
IT HAS BEEN A WHOLE BIG THING.
NOW BLAC
CHYNA'S LAWYER HAS STEPPED IN SAYING THIS IS REVENGE PORN.
THAT IS WHERE IT IS. IS IT REVENGE PORN?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I THINK AMERICA IS IN A SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS.
WE SHOULD NOT
BE SURPRISED THAT DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT WHEN WE LIVE IN
THIS SOAP OPERA.
ROB KARDASHIAN, THE DEGREE TO WHICH HE SHOULD BE
IRRELEVANT IN OUR WORLD IS IMMEASURABLE.
WHAT HAS HE
EVER DONE WITH HIS LIFE?
EXCEPT WHAT?
HIS DAD ONCE KNEW OJ AND
HIS SISTER MADE A PORN TAPE?
HENCE WE SHOULD ALL CARE ABOUT
WHAT THIS OBVIOUS ABSOLUTE LOSER IS DOING WITH HIS LIFE?
I'M
BEING A LITTLE HARSH, SORRY KARDASHIANS.
ALL OF HIS BRAGGING ñ
>>YES, TO YOUR POINT I AM ALSO MAD THAT I KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS
TO THIS.
SO BLACK CHINA WAS WITH TYGA, THEY HAD A KID TOGETHER.
NOW TYGA IS WITH KYLIE, SO SHE MIGHT HAVE JUST BEEN JEALOUS AND
SAW AN EASY MARK ON ROB.
SO SHE HAD A BABY WITH HIM AND TOOK ALL
THIS MONEY.
THAT IS WHAT SNOOP DOGG AND TI IS SAYING.
THEY ARE
ALL STEPPING IN AND SAYING ñ AND HE WAS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS
TOO.
>> MY BAD, I DIDN'T KNOW.
AND NOW THE KARDASHIANS ARE WORRIED
HE IS HURTING THE FAMILY NAME.
CAN YOU HEARD THAT NAME?
AND
EVEN WORSE THAN DAMAGING THE BRAND, THEY HAVE A SEVEN MONTH
OLD KID.
I GUESS THAT MIGHT BE BAD AS WELL.
>> WE WANT TO WAIT UNTIL SHE IS OLD ENOUGH TO PARTICIPATE IN THE
PROUD KARDASHIAN TRADITION OF A SEX TAPE HERSELF.
LET'S KEEP THE
KIDS OUT, I HOPE THE KARDASHIANS UNDERSTAND THAT.
FOR
YOU TO THEN TURN AROUND AND SAY OUR ILLUSTRIOUS FAMILY NAME ñ BY
PUTTING OUT OTHER SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT ONLINE WHICH IS
HOW WE GOT FAMOUS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>>WE GOT FAMOUS AGAIN FOR THE SEX TAPE AFTER ORIGINALLY
BEING FAMOUS FOR BEING OJ'S FRIEND DURING A MURDER TRIAL.
>> WHERE HE CUT TWO PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF.
ANYWAY ñ AND FINALLY
THE NEW GUY THAT BLAC CHYNA IS APPARENTLY DATING, GOD HELP US
ALL.
ALTHOUGH YES I DO AGREE, IF YOU GET SUCKED INTO THE DRAMA ñ
BUT HE IS NOW SAYING HE IS SHOCKED TO CHAGRINED BY WHAT IS
HAPPENING AND WOULD LIKE ROB KARDASHIAN TO COME ON HIS
REALITY SHOW TO TALK ABOUT THE MAKEUP PHOTOS.
>>IT IS SO SAD.
I DON'T LIKE ROB'S BEHAVIOR TO MAKE THESE
DECISIONS BUT HE DOES HAVE A HISTORY OF MENTAL HEALTH
PROBLEMS.
HOPEFULLY HE GETS THE HELP HE NEEDS.
BUT STOP DOING
THIS, LISTEN TO SNOOP DOGG AND T.I.