And we're the Game Grumps!
(Arin) Oh my god! Ooh ahh
*Dan wheezes* *Arin screams* *laughter from both*
(Arin) It's Sonic Unleashed! (Dan) *deep voice* Sonic. Unleashed.
(Dan) What the fuck is that on the right side of the screen. (Arin) It's a werehog.
(Dan) Oohh stop, you can't be serious. (Arin) As in,
where's the hog?
(Dan) D-d-dis
(Arin) Did he disappear?
It's Sonic Unleashed. (Dan) Wait before we start, I got a joke for you. (Arin) Okay
(Dan) What's brown and rhymes a snoop?
(Arin) Poop (Dan) Dr. Dre
*both laugh*
(Arin) See I already knew that one. (Dan) Oh alright
Yeah, you know well. Thanks for humoring me. Yeah, of course, okay well
I was excited about it is a humorous show after all yes, a lovely reminded me of that joke. (Arin) This is Sonic Unleashed and the best
Port of it, the weport. (Dan) Oh amazing. (Arin). So all of you saw my plans. (Dan)Oh my god, that penis is headed straight for us. (Arin) Oh no
Oh, God, alright. We're we're good. Oh, this is Robotnik ship. Oh my God. Are you serious?
Where did he get all this money? I know it's a huge. There's a massive ship. I say yeah, it's a serious undertaking well
He builds he oh my God
I'm here and dying because I can't breathe in space
Wow
Wow, the robots don't need to breathe, but sonic does
Yeah, that's very noisy for space. Yeah, it's also a lot of normal ass gravity
For outside in space. Yeah quite the jump. He'd be jumping forever into infinity
Well you almost hit him, but he was too fast. How did he get on the space station?
That's not important. He's a hedgehog. the important thing is that he's there. He's running. He's blue. He was in the anime pose
Why you little?
Not so little anymore am I, Eggman. Heh heh
And then he runs and
It's very compelling stuff. Oh my God. Do you really really care about his plight I cannot
believe
The Sonic Franchise sometimes. Why? well, it's just so over the top
In the best way possible. Because he's cool looking at him, he's so cool. His eyes are very reflective
Uh oh. Oh shit mind crystals. I just thought of something. Crystal
Is that him? It's supersonic!
He trans- When he when he has the Chaos emerald the seven-. Oh, that's right. He transforms into supersonic. That's right
He can fly and his life is rings. What, what game did we play where he did that ? All of them?
It wasn't the black knight. It was one
I think it might've been Sonic Dx or sonic adventures. Sonic..? Prob- yeah?
I've played a lot of these she turns into Super sonic at the end of Sonic adventure
Right right that's right plowing through the west. Yeah that was my favorite one, and he's letting it slide Kid hold on
I will never let go
That song the fucking bat I'll bring yo how did it'll be alright
That one yeah, I just figured that out
Wait, not sonic oh shit. I
Don't want you turning leaves over that would be bad for the environment
That a different. Oh shit, I
Got always the same guy, okay. It is the same guy. Yeah, it sounded different well
he was he was he's the fastest thing in the world oracle on the cartoon ah
Jaleel white what's his name right? That's right now. Oh, no
I'll okay. I will fuck you with my smith you know. Oh, he's becoming quad dick
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Prepare for penile extraction. I want me to turn into like a fucking like a dr.. Manhattan ass. Oh yeah creature
He just floats it around a motionlessly
It is 1985. I am with my wife
Fuckin sonic yes, doo doo doo doo
doo dude
I am with Amy
She is not happy with me
Doo doo doo. God
Well yeah, you gotta unleash him somehow. I would really hate it
If there was an explosion on Earth with global ramifications as a result of sonic that you can't hold oh
Damn, yeah, how could he fissured the Earth's a hot magma? And you can be sure of that?
Oh my God, man. What's going on here bunch of stolen ideas?
That's a life stream from Final Fantasy 7 or is it
Mmm. Maybe it's the QB from Naruto no oh
draining my
stupid powers
This electricity is a cool horror trick. Oh
No, he's transforming what the hook?
Inexplicably it doesn't really have much to do with me this other thing does it. I don't know. Maybe that's like. He's channeling it
Oh my God
His teeth do that. Oh my God. Yeah, I've been on. Lee's I saw
Oh, wait. Is that thing contractor mu is nothing an avatar? I don't know okay?
Or the Chaos emeralds have gone black. I like the color anyway, they'll never go back
I
Made him stronger and harder to beat by the way, they were gaia manuscripts. We're not gonna go into that further yeah
I'll have a Ferris wheel the merry-go-round screw. You euro Disney
done, what exactly
or
Wanek for where will the sonic is it buck you?
Still still not going to address the fact that he's in space
And he's a hedge obvious definitely gonna be burning up on reentry space hog. Whoa it like exploded
I love space hog. That's pretty cool imagery
Indies band
What space hog oh hell? Yeah in the mean time by space hog for my favorite song didn't they do that song that was like?
Honey, it's your birthday, ahh?
And it's your birthday
definite
Oh my God a turn their own egg. Is that what it is. I guess so but it's like a mid explosion
Oh my skis all cracked apart holy crap
I think that's pretty rad all right of all the things because Sonic is whatever but billions were killed
Yeah, well that's what happens when the Earth splits and obviously maybe that hedgehog can figure this out
I'm gonna start the game now waiting. We'll watch the cutscene again. These Stakes are high that
Does that I like this I select file I
Yeah, it just looks like that. Uh-oh is ryan. Oh is this matt and Ryan for you looks like it wanna plays Ryan, okay?
Sweet dude. I can't tell if he has like Jelly cheeks, or like a really thin mustache
Hmm probably the mustache okay. I'm just gonna assume that works for me. We did it. We're here
Wow, you're like really were supposed to just watch that and then start the game ages now in 73 had just gotten my doctorate
Uh-huh, I read in a pamphlet Gotta go fast
My wife is displeased
Dude, that would oh man. He's fine
Walk it off dude. You only fell from space. It's ludden. There's teeth everywhere
You know it's like that clip of the base jumpers and the thing breaks is this like
I've never seen that. I don't want to really grasp. It sounds like what hello, it's it's it's chim cheree
I
could eat this
Mmm some meat on those bones
It's gonna be some way to fuck it just
Like you looking for holes
Huh? Oh, there's one
Yeah, you're stacked
Hello, no, a pre-rendered cutscenes. Don't eat me I taste bad you can tell cuz there's an onion on my butt. Oh
You can fly. Oh anyway time to find him oh
That books that voice much a torn appear. Oh good thing. I sound the same though
my name's Darren
Chimichurri, oh no, God
Don't do drugs kids
That was me that was David's bed
I'm trying to think of the whitest person I could think of it
Crystal yourself together. This is your story now
Everybody loves tiny annoying characters. I'll name you charge
Well you really caught yourself just in time there
No idea what you were going to say I might have gotten offended otherwise. This is
Good go and Mr.. Fucking asshole piece of garbage. I mean
Sonic the Hedgehog
barely noticeable
Hmm
Yes, oh
Well fuck you time to go home. You're like a little bitch now
Now you're even uglier
Wait, or his eyes not connected in this one. They're never connected. Oh whose eyes are connected. I mean, they're always connected
Okay, they're always connected cool. Thank you. I
Misunderstood your thing I but it looked like they were disconnected in that last name for a second
Maybe not maybe it was just because he was furrowing his bro problem for holding his bro
Yeah, I think I think in Sonic boom. They're separated not possible. So we're playing with superior weavers, and I uh
Oh my God. Oh, this is so ugly
That's on the Wii. It's great. Hey. Hey. I'm gonna interrupt you running you're happy. Thank you. Gabe. Yay. It was awesome
Yeah
Yeah, oh, God looks like a lot of the budget was spent on that opening stage one complete
Next time I'm gabe now
Got to play a little more I've collected one moon metal mmM mmM
My favorite it's the heaviest type of metal yeah, moon metal. It's got a lot of dumps in it
It's so fucking metal you can't even play it on Earth
level to jump twice
go
Stop no stop talking to me if you press the C. I kept turning and shit
Okay, cool. Oh, that's actually pretty sweet trip bonus. Yeah
You very concept of drifting while running is the stupidest thing I've ever heard
You never done that with socks around your house
Like the Hardwood linoleum or something yeah
We just like run, and you're like wow oh
Yeah, sure, but I always do it on purpose. I call that pre crashing into the wall
That's the moment before I die welcome to the vatican
Change why are you here together useful homing I say howling use the homing attack series ringgold, okay?
We're in Assassin's Creed Town
Hope never mind. Hey
Look at that right there. Do you see the red arrow look at that, okay?
Now that you've seen it look at your controller. Do you see it okay great? Oh?
Really I have to shake the fucking wiimote
Man, oh my God, that's the superior version
Everybody loves the Wii version nobody wants to play the Xbox version who cares
Who wants to play sock the Hedgehog in 720p upscale so you could play it in?
480p upscaled why make billions when we can make millions
Was it from oh fucking Austin powers? Oh it is yeah
That the first one first or second one of the good ones. What was the joke there? I can't
Remem solely understand the difference between millions and billions well because he was like frozen yeah, Cos. You don't like the seventies or whatever exactly
Did you I?
Didn't know I didn't see it. That's a man. Yeah
Yeah, oh, God these are the follow these are the fun segments?
This is fun. That's if they say
Wait, what did I do wrong I?
Need all the right. Oh man. Is that gonna happen every time you run into something yeah?
Oh, it's like you when you when you skate on the hardwood floor seeking exactly oh
Go go go go go fast. I can't do it cuz I didn't do it right
What do I feel like loaded up again? What is happening right now? I'm having fun. Then okay. Look at me go I?
Love it. Oh
My God, you're covering a lot of ground very
fast crawler
Like a baby being shot down like a bowling alley I got to get the two rings
And then I can go God you're not gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it last time
I make it didn't make it. Oh
How could I fail that mission I by fucking around. No, I wasn't fucking around. I was crawling around
Okay, well next time on get in a manner of Fuckery. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. We're gonna have a good time
We're gonna Play Sonic unleashed everyone's favourite Sonic nothing about it as bad people like this one of course they do not yay
I'm excited yay me too. I love Sonic I
Truly do
Well, that's a relaxing jazz drum beat that is like the fastest acid jazz to protect