(laughing)
(Beethoven's 9th Symphony)
- [Madison] That's Amanda. I'm Madison.
(clap sound)
- [Interviewer] Do you guys know each other?
- No.
- [Interviewer] Do you guys drink alcohol?
- [Madison] Yeah. - [Amanda] Yeah!
Fo' sho! Getting that fo' sho.
- Who's gonna win?
- Oh I'm gonna fucking win.
(clap)
Oh what the fucking...
- [Madison] Talk dirty to your opponent...
I don't know like, lesbian talk dirty.
Just kidding, I do.
(laughter)
You're gonna like this fucking strap-on in your butt and
then I'm gonna...
- I can't.
- Butter you up, gonna lick it off.
- ...wrong with your country?
(laughter)
Back the fuck up.
- Oh lean back.
(moaning)
Fucking dick. I'm gonna get you a bear.
(frustrated gasping)
Let the other team undress you down to your underwear.
- No, I didn't shave.
- Oh I'm gonna feel uncomfortable with that.
Drink your beer.
Hairy pussy.
- It's not that bad.
It's like I always keep a little Hitler 'stache.
(gasping and giggles)
- Fake an orgasm for one dramatic minute.
I can't do that.
(laughter)
- Take a shot of fish sauce.
- What? I'll throw up.
(laughter)
No, no, no!
(retching)
Just...
- Amanda...
- It's on my face.
Boom.
Bite your opponent and shave off all your hair.
Have you seen this film?
(screaming)
Oh, I have to drink if there's no dare.
Can I get a vagina?
It's like a really tight vagina.
You want it like my vagina or like your vagina?
(laughing)
You didn't even read the dare!
- There wasn't one!
- Let your opponent cut off your shirt.
(hip hop beat) Where the scissors at?
- Where the, where the scissors at?
- Where... - Where the scissors at?
- Snip it, snip it, snip it.
- I don't know where I got this, but this is
literally my favorite tank top.
(scissor snipping sounds)
Oh my god.
(laughing)
- Do do do do, do do do, do do do...
(exclaiming)
- Call an ex and say you still love them.
I don't think I have any of their numbers.
- Let your opponent throw a pie in your face.
- Oh, and on the face!
(giggling)
- I can't see!
That's not on my diet.
(laughing)
(giggling)
These fucking big 'ol titties won't fucking flatten.
I have no idea what that meant.
Let your opponent do your makeup as ugly as possible.
(laughing)
I'm gonna contour you.
- Three, two, one...
- Oh my holy fuck!
(high pitched laughter)
- Dance hardcore for one minute with no music!
(giggling)
It's been for sure a minute!
(clapping)
We're done, right?
Oh god, thank god.
- You have one more dare!
- Alright now there is a dare!
(giggling)
- Lick three mystery items blindfolded.
(laughter)
- It feels like a squid!
What the fuck is that?
It's pokey as fuck.
Ah, a cactus. A pineapple or a cactus.
Alright.
Oh my god, why does that taste like rubber?
Ah, it's a dildo, weird!
(beating chest) Ah, Tarzan!
- Don't drink it. Don't drink it.
- Yeah get out! I won!
I won, you gotta get out. - You won. You won.
- I fucking won bitches!
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