Top 15 Mysterious Things Found on Amazon

15.
Gummi Bear Anatomy Have you ever bit into a gummy bear and wondered
what it would look like if it was anatomically correct inside?
Probably not.
But The makers of this plastic model have taken one of the cutest candies in the world
– gummi bears – and made them into the thing nightmares are made of.
These sinister anatomical models are labeled “funny” in the product description, but
one look at the skeletal frame and organs encased in the plastic model is enough to
turn your stomach and dissect your funny bone.
The Gummi Bears available on Amazon feature the plastic casing as the “skin,” a skull
cap that houses the brain, which can be split apart, and detachable organs, including the
heart, lungs, stomach, intestines, liver, esophagus, and spinal cord.
The skeleton can be fitted together or sliced, as well, all with an instruction kit to do
so.
Why would anyone want or need this?
14.
Unicorn Meat Once you’ve tried this delectable rare meat,
there’s no going back.
After it becomes a staple in your household and a family favorite, you’re sure to order
a lifetime supply of the canned unicorn for your pantry.
As the product description reads: “The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives
to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days.
Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness
daily.”
The processing of unicorn meat is also explained.
According to the product literature, unicorn meat grows marbled and fatty as it ages, while
the horn begins to develop something like osteoporosis, reducing its bone density.
This results in its keratin-filled outer layer producing a new flavor that’s described
as “similar to candied almonds.”
This is the secret to the meat’s sweetness, as the crushed horn is then mixed into the
unicorn meat, providing its special flavor.
For those who are just starting to get a taste for exotic meats, don’t stop at unicorn;
there’s also dragon and yeti meat available on Amazon.
13.
Spirit Board Folks who dabble in the dark arts can speak
to the spirit world using this mysterious Ouija board altar table.
The table is a necessity for any wannabe medium’s living room décor.
The altar table is designed with a built-in drawer – presumably to contain any necessary
potions or tarot cards needed for connecting with those in the beyond.
More importantly, a Ouija board is etched directly into the table’s surface.
The planchette is not included, although you can pick one of those up anywhere.
As you may have guessed, customers have plenty to say about this mysterious product, with
one anonymous customer claiming he was thrilled with the table and awarding it five out of
five stars, saying: “It got my sister possessed now (she) is doing 360s with her neck.”
12.
UFO Detector According to a 2012 National Geographic Channel
study, 33 percent of Americans believe in UFOs and 1 in 10 claim to have spotted one.
All over the world each year, thousands of individuals report having seen UFOs.
Are they regular aircraft, planets, satellites?
Or are they actually interstellar alien vehicles?
We may never know, as some of these sightings go completely unexplained.
If you think you’ve sighted a UFO but can’t be sure, then you probably need a UFO detector.
Luckily, they’re in stock on Amazon.
Mysterious sightings call for mysterious devices.
The UFO detector is described as “an internal magnetometer interfaced with a microcontroller”;
it senses “magnetic anomalies” regarding UFO sightings and is available to monitor
for UFOs at all times.
When sightings are reported, magnetic mishaps are usually reported as well, like compasses
spinning unexplainably, cars being disrupted.
This is what the detector is detecting for.
Priced at $87.66, the device is only 3 inches in diameter and 4 inches tall and is fitted
with 13 LEDs that flash and beep when they detect a UFO’s electromagnetic disruptions.
The case is transparent plastic, allowing the viewer to see the goings-on inside.
11.
Wolf Discharge Looking for a new scent to add to your perfume
collection?
You probably won’t want to go with this aroma.
This 32 ounce jug is available on Amazon for just $99.99.
That’s an insane amount of cash to spend on such a strange product.
Why would anyone shell out that much for animal discharge?
Who are these people?
The seller’s target audience is listed as hunters, gardeners, photographers, and wildlife
enthusiasts.
Apparently, if you spray some of this around, it will “create the illusion predators are
present in the area,” presumably scaring off other wildlife that may be disrupting
your photoshoot or munching on your crops.
This should come with a warning though: may attract wolves.
10.
Two Adult Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches What child doesn’t want a pet cockroach?
And a hissing one from Madagascar, at that!
Seller Honeybees100 will ship a pair of cockroaches straight to your door for the low, low price
of $11.95.
Surprisingly, the roaches have high ratings on the site.
Most of them are purchased as gifts for some unfortunate recipients.
Amazon reviewer ‘Lovemykidson’ gave the roaches a five out of five, saying, “My
son loves his pet roach!
It’s super easy to take care of too.”
Reviewer J. Hogueon purchased them for a friend for Christmas.
He says, “She immediately separated the male and female, but in a month, the female
[had babies], meaning she was shipped already pregnant.
Some people may think that’s good, but she had to get rid of the babies.
Be careful.”
Don’t know how she got rid of them.
Cockroaches never croak.
They’re notorious for staying alive.
They’ll be the last things on earth, even after the inevitable fallout destroys everything
that is living and breathing on our planet.
So you’d better purchase your cockroaches now, so at least a memory of you will live
on.
9.
Real Taxidermy Bat There’s nothing more nightmarish than taxidermy
animals…so why would anyone choose the most unpleasant animal – the bat – to taxidermy.
Well, apparently the bat is in demand on Amazon, because at a cost of $29.00 plus shipping,
the specimen with a 7” wingspan has had some buyers.
Sold by Geo Evolution, the species is called the Lesser Bamboo Bat.
The bat is orange beneath and brownish on top.
It likes to roost in narrow crevices, like hollowed bamboo and other trees in order to
keep away from others in its habitat, the tropical deciduous forest.
The thumbs and soles of the bat’s feet are padded so that it can get a good grip inside
the bamboo.
Its skull is flat, in order that the bat can squeeze through narrow slits, the width of
4-8 mm.
The Lesser Bamboo Bat forages for insects at night and especially enjoys chomping down
on a termite or two.
With such sparkling characteristics, who wouldn’t want one of these flying rats hanging around
their home?
One buyer says, “They look really cool flying over our cave décor!”
What Cave décor?
8.
Psychotic Butcher Playing Cards For your dear friend who is obsessed with
infamous butcherers of men and women throughout history, Amazon has the perfect gift.
This 54 pack of real-life American psycho playing cards will be full of surprises – even
for the more well-read connoisseurs.
The cards range from more prolific people, like the Zodiac and Bundy to lesser knowns,
like “Giggling Nanny,” a so-called “black widow” who put four husbands into early
graves for their life insurance.
Each individual card is illustrated with a picture of the person, their name and alias,
a brief description of their infamous acts, when and where they were active, how many
people they did in, their methods, their date of birth and when they passed on – and how
they were knocked off.
All of this history in a set of deeply unnecessary playing cards.
7.
1000 Live Crickets Ever wanted to have your own giant box of
live crickets?
Perhaps you have an enemy you’d like to send a message to.
Bassett's Cricket Ranch has got your back with this box of 1,000 live crickets for just
$24.99.
Live delivery is guaranteed…as long as they’re alive within 24 hours of receiving the product.
The crickets are “bred and grown” at the Ranch, and many reviewers are raving about
the results.
Joel Hummelon said, “I don't know if there were a full thousand, maybe a bit shy but
I was not about to count them all.
They all seemed to be very small as well, I ordered half inch but none of them were
that big.
Some were borderline pinhead size but I guess they will grow…But the most important thing
is that they were all alive!
Actually, two got squished in the lid during the packing process but inside they were all
alive and active.”
But why would anyone buy a huge box of live crickets in the first place?
Unless you own a large lizard or amphibian of sorts, you probably wouldn’t guess that
they’re used to feed other pets.
6.
25 Afterbirth Recipes While you’ll find plenty of mysterious and
unpleasant books on Amazon, this one really jumps off the page.
Calling the afterbirth “truly delectable,” the product description states: “ This book
contains 25 tried and true ... recipes from around the world."
It is true that some cultures and individuals choose to eat the afterbirth – so many,
that there is actually a term for it.
The act of consuming it is called “human placentophagy.”
It has been a practice throughout history in various regions of the world, as it is
believed to carry health benefits, though no scientific evidence is available to back
that up.
If someone invites you over to dinner after just having a baby and you find this book
on the kitchen counter, you should probably skip the meal.
5.
Five Pounds of Human Body Fat If you ever wanted to own human body fat,
Amazon’s the place to score a prime slab of blubber.
Nasco, the seller of this “five pounds of body fat” product, says that they’ve been
a “Leader in Education Products for over 75 years.”
Don’t worry, the product isn’t that macabre.
It’s only a replica, after all.
Made out of bendy vinyl plastic, buyers can experience what real fatty tissue might feel
like.
The product is meant for anatomy or biology students, or patients who are looking to lose
weight.
The replica is said to have a “memorable” effect on its intended audience, and buyer
reviews seem to confirm that statement.
4.
Pig Mask Of course there are plenty of rather sinister
Halloween costumes and masks on Amazon, but for some reason, these barn yard animal heads
are particularly strange.
And the makers of this mask don’t expect you to wear it only to Halloween.
“Take your mask to the park, farm, field, hotel, restaurant and any place you want.
You just live once, do what you want…Let us start a carnival!”
Yikes.
Don’t know about you, but if I saw one of these nightmares hanging around the park or
a restaurant, I’d run for the hills.
If you’re a fan of Animal Farm, put on a pig mask, get a group of fellow animals together,
and start cracking the whip.
3.
Nothing You can buy everything on Amazon.
Literally everything.
Even nothing.
Yep, there’s a seller on Amazon who’s making bank out of nothing.
Literally, absolutely nothing.
Are we in the Twilight Zone?
No, but maybe we’re entering into the post-gifting era, where gifts of nothing are considered
better than gifts of something people want.
As a matter of fact, the product is advertised as the “Gift of Nothing” which is for
“someone who has everything.”
Nothing comes in an empty package, of course, a lovely ball of nothingness for any occasion.
The ball of nothingness comes packaged in a large presentation pack, with an 8 cm cubed
ball of nothing in each package.
As the “ultimate in minimalism,” the gift of nothing has received rave reviews.
Considering these customers were willing to spend £4.75 on nothing, however, I wouldn’t
buy based on these particular Amazon customers’ opinions.
2.
Doll Head Decals Nothing’s more frightening than haunted
dolls.
That is, until you find these doll head decals floating on a car window.
The vinyl stickers are meant to be placed on cars and laptops.
Why?
Even though we’ve read the product description, we’re still uncertain.
At $19.99, customers of the vintage doll head decals are willing to shell out a pretty penny
for the sinister stickers.
“Arrange them any way you like!” the product description declares, as a rather ominous
old man glares menacingly over his laptop covered in doll heads.
As of today, there’s only one customer willing to review the product, and the rave review
is raving mad, “Heck Yeah, Baby Heads!”
Caton says.
“These are high quality stickers of baby heads.
Nicely packaged.”
That’s all there is to say about them, really.
Whatever the case, I’d steer clear of Caton and this old guy at your local Starbucks.
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1.
Uranium Ore Don’t tell Kim Jong Un that he can buy uranium
on Amazon for just $39.95 (with free shipping!).
Of course, he would have to enrich it through isotope separation, increasing its percent
composition.
After it’s been enriched, however, uranium-235 can be used for whatever he would want.
According to the Amazon seller, the radioactive ore sample is made up of naturally occurring
radioactive materials.
The product is license exempt, because the radioactivity in the sample size uranium ore
is low and the CPM (counts per minute) varies.
All radiation types are included – alpha, beta, and gamma.
Supposedly, this stuff is only to be used for educational and scientific purposes…not
to blow up your neighbors, enemies, or to intimidate other superpowers, like yourself.
I’d steer clear of Patrick J. McGovernon and Lawrence Gonzalezon, two Amazon users
who purportedly purchased this uranium.
Patrick’s opinion is that it’s a great product with poor packaging.
“I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half
empty,” he states.
Lawrence claims, “I left this product next to my pet lizard, unfortunately now he's 350ft
tall now and is currently destroying Tokyo, Japan.”
The most serious of destructive chemicals, and no one is taking it seriously.
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