Trump Fires Suspected Leaker Reince Priebus

REINCE PRIEBUS, CHIEF OF STAFF, YOU HAD HEARD RUMORS THAT
HE WAS GONE -- THEY ARE TRUE.
HE IS GONE.
TRUMP HAS REPLACED HIM
WITH THE HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY JOHN F.
KELLY -- TAKEN AWAY, CENK.
DOWN GOES PRIEBUS!
DOWN GOES PRIEBUS!
I WOULD NORMALLY PLAY
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE GOT HIM, BUT WE MOST CERTAINLY DIDN'T.
THEY GOT THEMSELVES.
I GOT A GREAT IDEA, LET'S ALL GET IN A
CIRCLE -- LET'S USE A NICER ANALOGY -- PUNCH EACH OTHER IN
THE FACE.
THE MOOCH, SCARFACE, CAME IN AND SAID WHAT IS GOING
ON WITH THIS PRIEBUS GUY?
THEN WE HAD A GOOD QUESTION AS TO WHO
WAS GOING TO LEAVE, MOOCH OR PRIEBUS, WE HAVE OUR ANSWER,
PRIEBUS IS GONE, I'M NO FAN OF REINCE PRIEBUS AND I'M HAPPY TO
SEE THIS HAPPEN, BUT THE REALITY IS THERE ARE NO WINNERS HERE.
AND MAYBE IN SOME IRONIC WAY REINCE PRIEBUS MIGHT BE WAY
BETTER OFF LEAVING NOW.
EVEN THOUGH IT'S A TERRIBLY
EMBARRASSING FIRING TODAY, LATER HE MIGHT THINK, THANK GOD I GOT
OUT OF THERE.
THIS IS GREAT, FIRST IT WAS LIKE LET'S LET MY DOGS FIGHT
EACH OTHER AND SEE WHICH ONE WINS OUT, AND THE MOOCH WON OUT.
HERE IS THE OFFICIAL TWEET, YOU MIGHT THINK PRESIDENT TRUMP
WOULD DO THIS DURING A PRESS CONFERENCE, WELL ORCHESTRATED --
NO, WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, HE DID IT VIA TWEET.
HE FIRED REINCE
PRIEBUS DURING A TWEET, HE SAID I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I
HAVE JUST NAMED JOHN KELLY AS WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF, HE'S
A GREAT AMERICAN AND A GREAT LEADER, JOHN HAS ALSO DONE A
SPECTACULAR JOB AT HOMELAND SECURITY, HE HAS BEEN A TRUE
STAR OF MY ADMINISTRATION.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK REINCE
PRIEBUS FOR HIS SERVICE AND DEDICATION TO HIS COUNTRY.
WE
ACCOMPLISHED A LOT TOGETHER AND I'M PROUD OF HIM!
FOR BEING A HUMAN CARPET FOR THE LAST YEAR OVER WHICH TO WALK
ON.
MY GOD -- LOYALTY IS NOT EVEN LOYALTY ANYMORE.
WE NEED
NEW WORDS.
I'VE NEVER BEEN IN THE MOB YET -- GIVE ME TIME --
SCARAMUCCI MIGHT CALL ME UP, BUT HOW DO YOU GET MORE LOYAL THAN
PRIEBUS?
HE STAYED QUIET THROUGHOUT THE ELECTION, WHEN THE SEXUAL
ASSAULT STORIES CAME UP PRIEBUS SAID THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE
-- ESTABLISHMENT FIGURES, OF WHOM YOU WOULD THINK PRIEBUS IS
ONE, MITT ROMNEY, ETC., SAID WE NEED TO ABANDON TRUMP DURING THE
ELECTION, THERE WAS THE NEVER TRUMP ATTEMPT TO MAYBE GET
SOMEONE IN -- NO, SAYS REINCE PRIEBUS, HE IS WITH ME, I'M WITH
HIM, AND NOW DOWN GOES PRIEBUS.
YOU FORGOT THE LAST TWEET WHERE TRUMP THANKED PRIEBUS FOR
RETURNING THE KNIFE IN HIS BACK ON THE WAY OUT.
TO GIVE YOU A
MORE THOROUGH SENSE OF WHAT HAPPENED HERE, REINCE PRIEBUS
WAS HEAD OF THE RNC, AND HENCE MOST DEFINITIVELY A PART OF THE
REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT.
TRUMP DEFEATED THE ESTABLISHMENT SO HE
COULD PUT ANYONE IN HIS ADMINISTRATION HE WANTED TO, BUT
HE MADE PEACE WITH THE ESTABLISHMENT AND BROUGHT IN
REINCE PRIEBUS.
DID SOME FOLKS IN THE ESTABLISHMENT CAMP LEAK
INSIDE THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE?
THEY DID.
WAS TRUMP RIGHT TO BE
FRUSTRATED BY THAT?
I WILL GIVE HIM CREDIT, HE WAS.
I WOULD BE
FRUSTRATED TOO.
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?
I WILL NAME THEM ALL. AND I WILL KILL THEM.
I WILL START WITH "A," ADRIAN, YOU ARE GONE.
MOOCH SAID ALMOST THE SAME THING TO RYAN LIZZA THE OTHER
DAY.
MAKING PEACE WITH THE ESTABLISHMENT DIDN'T WORK.
ON
THE OTHER HAND, TRUMP HAS TWO ENORMOUS PROBLEMS.
I JUST TOLD
YOU THEY WERE LEAKING ON HIM, NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT, BUT ON THE
OTHER HAND, WHAT KIND OF A HORRIFIC MANAGER ARE YOU THAT
YOU ALLOW YOUR TOP LIEUTENANTS TO FIGHT IN PUBLIC?
YOU MADE A
MOB REFERENCE, FRANCESCA -- THERE IS SOME TRUTH TO THAT,
THIS IS WHAT MOB BOSSES DO.
OKAY, TONY --
FOR THE ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE OF ITALIAN VOTERS, THIS IS A
SOPRANOS REFERENCE.
I'M COOL WITH IT, YOU HAVE TO BE.
LET'S SAY ROBERT AND FRED.
ROBERT AND FRED, YOU HAVE TO
FIGHT.
LET'S SEE WHO -- AND THE MOOCH CAME IN AND HE WAS MORE
VICIOUS, AND THE MOB BOSS WAS LIKE, NICE JOB.
I USE THAT AS AN
ANALOGY, IT'S NOT TO SAY THAT TRUMP IS IN THE MOB RIGHT NOW --
HE DOES USE THE SAME LAWYERS AS FIVE OUT OF THE TOP SIX ITALIAN
MOB LAWYERS IN NEW YORK AND HE HAS CONNECTIONS TO THE RUSSIAN
MOB -- ANYWAY, ONE, HORRIFIC MANAGEMENT TO DO THIS ALL IN
PUBLIC, IT'S SUCH A MESS, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
THEY ARE NOT
WINNING WITH THE STRATEGY, THEY LOOK RIDICULOUS, THEY LOOK LIKE
FOOLS.
AND A GOOD BOSS AND A GOOD LEADER TO ALLOW THEIR NUMBER TWO
AND THREE GUYS TO GO AFTER EACH OTHER, BECAUSE THEN YOU ARE
WITHOUT EITHER A NUMBER TWO OR THREE GUY.
AND YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A STRONG LEADER.
IF YOUR ENTIRE TEAM IS IN DISARRAY --
YOU MIGHT NOT LOOK LIKE A STRONG LEADER BUT YOU ARE BEING
LOOKED AT, AND IT JUST FEELS SO MUCH LIKE A REALITY SHOW.
IT
FEELS LIKE IT'S DONE FOR RATINGS.
HE BROUGHT IN
SCARAMUCCI, SCARAMUCCI, SIC 'EM.
HE LIKES HAVING THESE ATTACK
DOGS AND HE LOVES THE ATTENTION, NOT JUST FROM THE GENERAL PUBLIC
WATCHING THIS PLAY OUT, BUT FROM THE PEOPLE UNDER WHO ARE
FIGHTING SO HARD TO BE JUST LIKE, LOOK AT ME, LOVE ME, I
WILL FIGHT FOR YOU.
IT FEELS SO MUCH LIKE GAME OF THRONES.
THERE
IS A MOMENT IN GAME OF THRONES SEASON 3 THAT I WILL SPOIL IF
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, THERE IS A PERSON WHO TAKES OVER
WINTERFELL, AND THERE IS SOMEONE WHO IS NOT SWORN TO ANY ARMY,
JUST SWORN TO LOOK OVER WINTERFELL -- TO ME THAT'S
REINCE PRIEBUS.
LISTEN, MY JOB IS TO MAKE SURE THE REPUBLICAN
PARTY STANDS AFTER ALL THESE CASTLES HAVE BURNED TO THE
GROUND.
AND WHAT HAPPENED IS VERY SIMILAR TO WHAT HAPPENS,
WHERE DONALD TRUMP, THE THEON GREYJOY -- IT'S SO AFTER,
SOMEONE TRYING TO LIVE UP TO HIS DADDY'S EXAMPLE -- HAS SOMEONE
JUST STABBED THE MAESTER IN THE GUT, AND NOW THERE
IS NO
ONE IN CONTROL ANYMORE.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THAT, BUT I'M THINKING ABOUT
EMPEROR PALPATINE HERE.
AND WE KNOW WHO THAT IS, RIGHT?
WHERE
IS THE DARK LORD IN ALL THIS?
BECAUSE FOR ME -- AND I'M JUST
READING -- LISTEN, I DON'T READ EVERY ONE OF TRUMP'S TWEETS BUT
THE LAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN INTERESTING, I THINK THE EMPEROR
PALPATINE USES A LOT OF ELLIPSES.
THE BANNING OF TRANS
PEOPLE IN THE MILITARY, LOTS OF ELLIPSES -- TRUMP DOESN'T USE A
LOT OF ELLIPSES.
I THINK BANNON, THE DARK LORD, IS BEHIND THESE TWEETS.
I THINK YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE.
IN STAR WARS THERE ARE
THE FORCES OF LIGHT AND DARKNESS, THERE ARE SMART PEOPLE
ON BOTH SIDES -- IN THIS CASE THERE IS NO GUY BEHIND THE
CURTAIN, IT'S JUST THE SAME ORANGE BUFFOON.
YOU OPEN THE
CURTAIN, HE'S LIKE, I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF TWEETING.
THERE IS NO
PLAN HERE.
IF IT WAS STEVE BANNON, MOOCH HATES STEVE
BANNON WE KNOW, BECAUSE MOOCH JUST TOLD RYAN LIZZA ON THE
RECORD THAT I'M NOT LIKE STEVE BANNON, WHO LIKES TO SUCK HIS
OWN COCK.
IF YOU WATCH THE PREQUELS, EMPEROR PALPATINE CAN SUCK HIS
OWN PENIS.
I WAS ALSO GOING TO USE A STAR
WARS ANALOGY -- THERE IS THIS
EMPEROR PALPATINE, AND IT'S THE REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT.
NOT
THESE GUYS WHO HAVE TAKEN OVER FOR A SECOND.
THE EWOKS.
TRUMP IS MORE LIKE SPACEBALLS.
HE'S GOT THE GIANT HAT ON, HE'S
LIKE, AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?
AND HE'S SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES.
THE EMPIRE WILL STRIKE BACK -- HE HAS BURNED TOO MANY BRIDGES.
NOW SPICER HATES HIM, PRIEBUS HATES HIM, MCCAIN HATES HIM --
THE LIST GOES ON AND ON OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HATE HIM.
REMEMBER, IF HE'S GOING TO PROTECT AGAINST IMPEACHMENT, IF
PERHAPS HE DID THE DEAL WITH THE RUSSIANS AND THE INVESTIGATORS
COME OUT OF HIM, DEMOCRATS WILL OBVIOUSLY VOTE YES TO GET RID OF
THEM.
HE MUST HOLD THE REPUBLICANS, AND IF HE HAS
SHIVED EVERY REPUBLICAN, HE WON'T BE ABLE TO HOLD THEM.
BUT
THIS SPACEBALL DOESN'T EVEN GET IT, BECAUSE HE HAS NO STRATEGY.
HE'S PROFOUNDLY DUMB, AND HE'S ENORMOUSLY DISLOYAL.
REINCE
PRIEBUS FOUGHT FOR HIM TO AND NAIL TO MAKE SURE HE GOT
ELECTED, EVEN THROUGH THE TAPES WHERE HE GRABS THE WOMEN AND
STUFF, PRIEBUS IS LIKE IT'S NO BIG DEAL, SEXUAL ASSAULT,
WHATEVER --
WE ALL SAY STUFF TO IMPRESS BILLY BUSH.
TELL ME YOU
WOULDN'T.
AND RECENTLY IN JUNE, TRUMP AGAIN -- I KEEP TALKING ABOUT
MOB BOSSES BECAUSE THERE'S NO MANAGEMENT STYLE IN BUSINESS
LIKE THIS THAT'S EFFECTIVE, OR POLITICS, THIS IS THE MANAGEMENT
STYLE OF THE MOB.
HE HAD ALL HIS LIEUTENANTS COME OUT IN JUNE AND SAY GOOD
THINGS ABOUT HIM.
THEY KISSED HIS RING.
THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME TO THE WEDDING OF YOUR DAUGHTER.
EXACTLY.
AND IN THAT PARADE OF FOOLS -- SESSIONS JUST DID IT
TOO.
HE KEEPS PUNCHING SESSIONS IN THE FACE, AND HE'S LIKE, I
WANT ANOTHER ONE.
I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE, LITERALLY.
AT THAT
TIME PRIEBUS HAD SAID ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE SENIOR STAFF
AROUND YOU, MR.
PRESIDENT, WE THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY
AND THE BLESSING YOU'VE GIVEN US TO SERVE YOUR AGENDA AND THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE.
THAT WAS LAST MONTH.
AND DONALD TAKES HIM
ASIDE LIKE, I APPRECIATE THAT, YOU ARE GOOD BOY.
OH, HE'S
BLEEDING OUT -- MOOCH, CLEAN THAT UP.
THERE IS ONE RUMOR AS TO WHY SCARAMUCCI HATES PRIEBUS SO
MUCH, IT WAS BECAUSE SCARAMUCCI ANGLED DURING THE TRANSITION TO
GET A HIGH-PROFILE JOB IN THE ADMINISTRATION AND PRIEBUS AT
THE LAST MINUTE PULLED TRUMP ASIDE AND SAID LISTEN, HE JUST
SOLD HIS COMPANY TO A LOT OF CHINESE INVESTORS FOR MORE THAN
IT WAS WORTH, AND AS A RESULT I THINK THAT DEAL LOOKS FISHY, AND
THE QUOTE FROM THE HUFFINGTON POST WAS, REINCE PRIEBUS TELLING
TRUMP THAT YOU GOT PLAYED.
I'M NOT SAYING IT'S TRUE, BUT THESE
ARE THE KINDS OF THINGS FLOATING AROUND, WHICH IS ALL WE HAVE.
LIKE, DO YOU KNOW ABOUT RUSSIA?
OOH, CHINA --
AND FINALLY, THAT'S EXACTLY WHY ALL THIS WENT DOWN.
IT'S
CONFIRMED THAT REINCE PRIEBUS BLOCKED SCARAMUCCI, WHETHER HE
DID IT WITH THOSE EXACT STRATEGIES IS NOT KNOWN, BUT
SCARAMUCCI HAS CONFIRMED THAT PRIEBUS BLOCKED HIM FROM GETTING
TO THE ADMINISTRATION AFTER HE SOLD HIS COMPANY, CHANGED HIS
LIFE.
PRIEBUS HAS BLOCKED HIM SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE, AND IN
MOOCH'S COLORFUL LANGUAGE HE TOLD A REPORTER, HE COCKED
BLOCKED ME.
REMEMBER WHEN THEY COMPLAINED THAT OBAMA WASN'T
BEING CLASSY ENOUGH IF OFFICE?
IF SCARAMUCCI EVER GOT NEAR ANYONE OF MY FRIENDS, I WOULD
THROW MYSELF AT THEM.
THE DUDE IS JUST ASKING TO BE COCKED
BLOCKED.

Trump Fires Suspected Leaker Reince Priebus

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