LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
GROSS.
I AM GOING TO HAVE A STRANGE DEFENSE OF DONALD TRUMP IN
THE STORY.
IF YOU ARE DONALD TRUMP YOU SHOULD BE COGNIZANT
THAT YOU HAVE THE REPUTATION OF A CREEP AND A PERVERT.
YOU DON'T
GO AROUND COMPLEMENTING FIRST LADIES APPEARANCES.
NOT ONLY DID
YOU GO THROUGH THE WHOLE GRAB THEM BY THE ñ BUT YOU JUST GOT
IN TROUBLE A MINUTE AGO FOR HITTING ON THE IRISH REPORTER IN
THE WHITE HOUSE.
STOP TALKING ABOUT WOMEN'S APPEARANCES,
ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE YOU.
I DON'T THINK HE WAS DOING IT FOR
THAT
REASON HERE.
I THINK WHAT HE WAS TRYING TO DO WAS BUTTER UP
MACRON.
THERE IS A 24 YEAR DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MACRON AND
HIS WIFE.
SOMETHING FOR DONALD TRUMP'S WIFE.
I'M SURE SOMEONE
TOLD TRUMP DON'T GET WIGGED OUT, HIS WIFE IS WAY OLDER THAN HIM.
ALTHOUGH STILL FAIRLY YOUNG.
THERE ARE TWO POSSIBILITIES.
HE SEES HER AND HE'S LIKE THEY
TOLD ME YOU ARE OLDER, BUT YOU LOOK GREAT.
I THINK THE SECOND
POSSIBILITY WAS SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL, SHE IS IN GOOD SHAPE.
IF BY ITSELF ñ
LISTEN TO DONALD TRUMP'S ANSWER WHEN ASKED ABOUT HOW
DANGEROUS PARIS IS AND HOW HE SAID THAT TERRORISTS HAD
BASICALLY TAKEN OVER.
HIS ANSWER IS VERY CURIOUS.
YOU WERE IMPLYING AT THE TIME THAT PARIS IS NOT SAFE ANYMORE.
YOU ALSO SAID THAT FRANCE AND GERMANY ARE INFECTED BY
TERRORISM AND IT IS THEIR FAULT BECAUSE THEY LET PEOPLE ENTER
THEIR TERRITORY.
THOSE ARE VERY STRONG WORDS, WOULD YOU REPEAT
THEM TODAY AND YOU STILL BELIEVE THAT FRANCE IS NOT ABLE TO FIGHT
TERRORISM ON ITS OWN TERRITORY?
THANK YOU.
YOU BETTER LET ME ANSWER THAT ONE FIRST, THAT IS A BEAUTY.
HE
IS THE ONE THAT ASKED A QUESTION, THAT WASN'T EVEN ONE
OF MY PICS.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT WILL BE JUST FINE BECAUSE YOU
HAVE A GREAT PRESIDENT.
YOU HAVE SOMEONE THAT IS GOING TO RUN
THIS COUNTRY RIGHT AND I WOULD BE WILLING TO BET BECAUSE I
THINK THIS IS ONE OF THE GREAT CITIES, ONE OF THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL CITIES IN THE WORLD.
YOU HAVE A GREAT LEADER NOW, A
GREAT PRESIDENT, A TOUGH PRESIDENT.
HE IS NOT GOING TO BE
EASY ON PEOPLE THAT ARE BREAKING THE LAWS AND PEOPLE THAT SHOW
TREMENDOUS VIOLENCE.
I REALLY HAVE A FEELING THAT YOU ARE
GOING TO HAVE A VERY, VERY PEACEFUL AND BEAUTIFUL PARIS AND
I AM COMING BACK, YOU BETTER DO A GOOD JOB PLEASE.
OTHERWISE
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME LOOK VERY BAD.
THAT IS THE NICEST HE HAS EVER BEEN TO A FORMER LEADER.
THAT IS ACTUALLY A GOOD PIVOT ON HIS PART.
THE REAL SURPRISING
STUFF IS THAT MACRON WAS TOUGH ON TRUMP BEFORE.
BOTH
SYMBOLICALLY AND ALSO LITERALLY IN THE POLICIES.
SYMBOLICALLY HE
SHOWED HIM UP, HE DIDN'T SHAKE HIS HAND AT FIRST.
WHEN THEY
FINALLY SHOOK HANDS AT ANOTHER INCIDENT, MACRON SHOOK THE HELL
OUT OF HIS HAND AND THEN LATER BRAGGED THAT HE DID IT ON
PURPOSE.
HE HAD SHOWED UP TRUMP IN SEVERAL DIFFERENT WAYS.
TRUMP
NONETHELESS GOES IN WITH AN OBVIOUS ATTEMPT TO MAKE AN ALLY
OUT OF HIM, IT IS FASCINATING.
NOW THERE ARE
RUMBLINGS THAT WE
MIGHT GET BACK INTO THE PARIS ACCORD.
IS TOO HOPEFUL, IT IS
THE FIRST TIME I HEARD ANY HINT OF IT.
I WOULDN'T GIVE HIM ANY
CREDENCE EXCEPT FOR THIS INTERESTING DISPLAY OF TRYING TO
ACCOMMODATE THE FRENCH.
IT COULD BE AS SIMPLE AS ñ YOU WATCH OTHER POMP AND
CIRCUMSTANCE THAT BROUGHT HIM IN.
HE SAID NOT MANY FOREIGN
LEADERS COME IN AND GET THE GREETING HE RECEIVED.
THEY TOOK
HIM TO THE TOMB OF NAPOLEON AND ALL THESE EXCLUSIVE PLACES THAT
THEY RESERVE FOR THEIR CLOSEST FRIENDS.
HE IS SO SIMPLE.
THAT IS WHAT THE OPPOSITION
RESEARCH IS ON TRUMP.
KISS UP TO HIM A LITTLE BIT AND HE WILL DO WHATEVER YOU
WANT HIM TO DO.
AND HE WILL SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU IN PUBLIC.
IT IS A
REALLY GOOD HYPOTHESIS.
I GUESS WE WILL SEE.
WE KNOW THIS GUY IF YOU INSULT HIM
EVERYTHING HE HAS EVER SAID ABOUT YOU DOESN'T MATTER, NOW HE
IS YOUR WORST ENEMY.
ON THE OTHER HAND YOU COMPLIMENT HIM,
AND HE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND.
HE USED TO CALL INTO JOE SCARBOROUGH'S SHOW EVERY DAY.
REMEMBER THAT?
LETS END ON A FUN NOTE HERE AND LOOK AT THE MORE AWKWARD
HANDSHAKES.
THIS IS AGAIN WITH THE FIRST LADY OF FRANCE AND DONALD TRUMP.
AND YOU CAN SEE THE FRENCH FIRST LADY WHO ARE WAITING FOR
THE US PRESIDENT.
LET'S TAKE THIS IN FOR JUST THE SECOND.
HE IS SUCH A SPAZ.
SHE WAS REALLY FIGHTING HER HAND.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?
IT IS ALMOST LIKE A ZOMBIE.
FIRST OF ALL, HE KNOWS HE IS GOING TO SHAKE THEIR HANDS.
IT
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
HYPOTHETICALLY IF YOU HAD TO
HAVE AN UNPROMPTED HANDSHAKE COULD IT NOT BE AWKWARD?
CENK,
SHAKE MY HAND.
THAT IS NOT DIFFICULT.
NOW LET'S DO IT IF
I WAS DONALD TRUMP.