Where can you find a bed that’s likely to freeze you to death?
Here are 15 of the weirdest beds you’ll ever find.
15 – Book Bed • The best part about this bed isn’t just
that you get to sleep in a book.
• It’s that when you get out of it, you can actually close it like a book, so it takes
up half the space a normal bed would.
14 – Vertical Bed • For those who really want to stand up
sleeping in a marshmallow, here’s… something?
• This is called a bed, but it’s apparently also a modern art piece, so it’s not clear
if anyone is actually intended to sleep there.
Or if they even could.
13 – The Birdnest
• This is marketed more as a “creative space” for groups to hang out, rather than
a place to sleep.
• So you might be more likely to find it in an office for an internet startup company,
rather than somebody’s bedroom.
• But it sure does look comfortable, and for 15 thousand dollars, it had better be
one of the most comfortable nights of sleep you’ll ever have.
12 – Geometric Modern Art Bed • Ever wanted to sleep while thinking about
hexagons?
This is the bed for you, available for way more money that you’re probably willing
to pay for it.
• No but seriously though, doesn’t this just seem like a way to bump your head, elbows
and basically everything else on metallic surfaces, WAY more than is necessary?
11 – The Feel Deluxe
• To some people, a “bed” is a uniform, flat place to lay down.
• To others, it’s about a hundred little plush balls, to be arranged and re-arranged
however you feel like it.
• That’s pretty cool, but hopefully, those people have also eight thousand dollars to
pay for this thing.
10 – Floating Bed • In the event that you have a gigantic
open room with nothing in it, you might have the space to plant the four anchors necessary
to keep this bed in place.
• The floating bed uses magnets to keep it hovering in place, so it’s perfect if
you want to sleep on a giant magnet.
• Presumably, you’ll want to keep most of your electronics far away from this thing,
and also forget about storing anything metallic under the bed.
9 – Gun Safe Bed • For the extra paranoid, sleeping on a
giant metal box filled with enough weapons to arm your entire neighborhood probably generates
an extra level of comfort, in a way.
• This is likely the only time you’ll see a single product whose selling points
are both: “replaces your bed’s box spring with better foundation” and also “can
hold up to 64 rifles.”
8 – Sonic Bed • What is it with beds that are actually
just art projects?
• The Sonic Bed plays music through vibrations in the mattress, and is supposed to let you
experience music by “feel.”
• There’s even a composition program where people can use the Sonic Bed to create original
compositions… for the Sonic Bed.
7 – Pool Bed • You know those times you sleep really
heavily, and someone throws water on you to wake you up?
Now that’s easier than ever.
• There are apparently a lot of people who really want to sleep with the sound of a pool
filter and the smell of chlorine around them at all times.
• But that’s not even the problem here.
What if you sleepwalk?
What if you wake up one morning and forget that taking an extra step out of bed means
careening into four feet of water?
6 – Cardboard Bed • Because sleeping on cardboard isn’t
just for hobos.
It’s also for hipsters.
5 – Loft Bed • There’s a high demand for space-saving
solutions for those who live in small houses and apartments, and the loft bed is right
at the top of the list.
• Instead of having your bed take up floor space, just mount it to the wall or hang it
from the ceiling!
Use that vertical space!
• Just remember you can’t roll out of bed in the morning.
4 – Letto Zip Bed • Somebody grew up hating having to make
their bed every day, and they invented this – the bed that just zips up, effectively
making itself every day.
• So even if your bed IS a mess, nobody knows it but you.
3 – Yin-Yang Bed • It’s a cool take on the classic bunk
bed, but let’s be honest here – this guy does not look comfortable.
He’s trying to, but can you imagine sleeping like that?
• And they didn’t even bother putting someone in the top bunk.
That looks even worse.
2 – Ice Bed • So the standing bed, the geometric bed,
and the sonic bed – all of which look actually comfortable – are just art projects.
• But this, an actual bed made of ice, is totally real and meant to be slept on.
• In fact, it’s one of the major attractions at Sweden’s famous Icehotel, a place where
you pay a bunch of money to rent an insulated sleeping bag and try not to freeze to death
all night.
1 – Net Bed • Do you like the idea of a backyard hammock,
but want to up the ante by risking falling through the floor and landing on your TV?
• Furthermore, would you also like to sleep with a bunch of ropes digging into your skin?
• And also have a hazard on your floor you can just fall through at any time?
• Great, we have a target audience for the net bed: Nobody.