Anthony Anderson and NPR's Terry Gross Bully Jimmy into Singing "Despacito"

-Show of hands -- how many of you are visiting
New York City just to get further away from North Korea?
Is that -- Yeah.
Yeah, tensions with North Korea continue to rise,
and you can tell Trump's nervous,
because he's been wearing a
"Make America Great Again" helmet.
-Really? -Yeah.
That's not a good sign.
Actually, I read that the U.S. has a plan
to launch a cyber attack on North Korea.
It's pretty serious.
They say it could affect both of North Korea's computers.
That's right.
"All two of them?!" Oh, yeah.
It's pretty scary, though.
News organizations are actually telling people
what to do in case of a nuclear attack.
They say people should immediately stay inside
and keep watching Netflix.
Don't do anything -- Just don't -- Don't change anything.
Just stay inside. Never leave.
Well, today, Trump said that if North Korea
doesn't get its act together,
they're going to be in big trouble.
[ Audience "Oohs" ]
It got worse when he said, "Now, look, I'm not mad."
I'm just disappointed."
"I'm sorry, dad."
Get this -- a spokesman for North Korea
called President Trump "a senile man who can't think rationally."
But it turns out they just stole that from Trump's Twitter bio.
That was -- He put that in there himself.
-That's what he wrote on his bio?
-I know.
And listen to this, though.
I read that you can now go on Airbnb
and rent Trump's childhood home, where he lived until he was 4.
So at least there's one house where he lasted four years.
And, so, that's...
-Hey-oh! Oh!
♪♪♪♪
-Preach!
-I saw that the new head of the TSA was sworn in
at 10:30 a.m. today.
Well, he got in line at 8:00 but didn't get to
the podium until 10:00.
It was like, "Belt come off. Shoes stay on, you idiot!
The shoes stay on!" "I don't know."
"iPads go right through. Laptops --" I don't know, man.
The rules keep changing in this thing.
Some business news... [ Laughter ]
They -- they do.
I don't know the rules. Just tell me what's up.
I'll take everything off. I don't care, man.
Go through all my stuff.
I have nothing to hide.
"Don't take your laptop out. Close it. Don't open it.
What's wrong with you?" "I don't know."
"Belts come off.
Shoes come off."
I go, "Hey, I don't know the rules."
[ Laughter ]
Thank you. Some business news.
After months of poor sales,
the C.E.O. of Lego was just recently replaced.
Well, it turns out that there are some new Lego products
that just didn't catch on with the kids.
-Wow. -I'll show you a few examples.
For instance, they tried to sell Lego Vacationing Putin.
That didn't work. No, they...
Laying -- They didn't...
So, then they tried Lego O.J. Gets Parole.
That didn't work either. Nobody wants that.
-That's not a good experiment. -No.
Then they tried Lego Nuclear Crisis.
And that's just weird.
And, finally, the most unpopular was
Lego Fired White House Staffer.
And I'm not surprised. That was...
The kids don't know what they're doing.
And this is cool.
I saw that the music video for "Despacito" is now
the most-watched YouTube video ever, with over 3 billion views.
3 billion views.
That is very impressive.
-It is impressive.
-Who said that?
-Me, Terry Gross. -Oh, hey, hey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Terry! Hi! Hi, Terry. -Hi, Jimmy.
Sing the song.
-What?
-You know what. Sing the damn song.
-[ Laughs ] You want me to sing "Despacito"?
That doesn't...
-I don't want it. [ Cheers and applause ]
These guys want it, right?
-I don't know.
I don't really know -- I don't know it.
I don't really know it that well.
I don't think so, Terry. Please.
-My birthday is coming up...in six months.
You do not mess with me on this day.
-I'm sorry, Terry, but you cannot make me sing the song.
-No, but I can. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh, no. ♪♪♪♪
-Listen up, Fallon.
If you don't sing that song,
me and Terry Gross are gonna make you look scary-gross.
-Okay, fine. [ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪ Despacito ♪♪
♪♪ Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito ♪♪
♪♪ Deja que te diga cosas al oído ♪♪
♪♪ Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo ♪♪
♪♪ Despacito ♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
There.
There! Are you happy?!
-Yes. -Yeah. We good.
-Thank you, thank you. Thank you very much.
Gosh.
And, finally, everybody, this made me laugh.
During last night's St. Louis Cardinals game,
someone ran out of the stands and across the field,
and when security tried to remove him,
he put up a pretty good fight.
Check it out.
-There's a critter on the field. -It's a cat.
-It is. -It's a cute one.
-Oh, he got him. -Watch out.
-You know -- -Ah! There you go!
-[ Laughs ]
The cat's friends were like,
"Geez, he only had two Bud Lights.
I mean, what is he doing?"
Guys, we have a great show tonight.
Give it up for The Roots!

Anthony Anderson and NPR's Terry Gross Bully Jimmy into Singing "Despacito" - Monologue

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