How Republicans Feel About Trump's Charlottesville Response May Surprise You

THE ALT-RIGHT IS AT IT AGAIN.
THEY HAVE ANOTHER PROTEST.
OH MY GOD, IS IT GOING TO BE MASS OF PEOPLE HOLDING TORCHES,
VIOLENT ACTION, SOMETHING TO BE REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT?
KNOW.
IT'S A BUNCH OF CLOWNS.
THEY WENT TO PROTEST A LENIN STATUE IN SEATTLE.
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHERE THE STATUE IS AND IT IS VERY
RELEVANT NEAR THE END OF THE STORY.
THEY GO OUT THERE AND LET'S SHOW YOU A PICTURE, WOW.
7 WHOLE PEOPLE SHOWED UP.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
IF YOU JUST LET THEM DO THEIR GOOFY STUFF ONLY SEVEN
PEOPLE SHOW UP.
THERE WAS SO MUCH HYPE AND PUBLICITY AROUND CHARLOTTESVILLE
THAT MORE PEOPLE SHOWED UP DIVE YOU JUST LET THEM GATHER THE
LOCAL CLOWNS, IT IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE SEVEN PEOPLE.
THAT IS WHY, GOD BLESS THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO STAND UP
AGAINST THE FASCISTS IN CHARLOTTESVILLE.
BUT JUST LET THEM SPEAK AND DO THEIR STUPID LITTLE CHANTS AND
DON'T HYPE IT UP.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW SAD THIS PROTEST WAS, WATCH THIS.
HEY HEY HO HO, MARXISM HAS GOT TO GO.
HEY HEY HO HO, MARXISM HAS GOT TO GO.
STATUE HATE.
TEAR IT DOWN.
TEAR IT DOWN.
TEAR IT DOWN.
WHOSE BISTROS?
ARE BISTROS.
THAT IS RIGHT, THANK YOU.
YOU CAN KEEP THE BISTRO.
AT HER KNOW WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT.
I ASSUME THEY WERE CHANTING SOMETHING ELSE BUT IT
SOUNDED LIKE WHO'S BISTRO?
ARE BISTRO.
THESE GUYS ARE WEIRD.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW THEY WERE CHANTING.
THEY HAD A SIGN, LENIN IS HITLER.
SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU LIKE HIM?
I AM NOT SURE YOU ARE GOING WITH THAT.
GATEWAY PUNDIT WHICH IS A CONSERVATIVE BLOG, LOOK AT
THAT PROTEST AND SAID AMAZING.
THAT WAS AMAZING.
BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY SO THEY
ARE LIKE NAILED IT.
THEY SHOOK SEATTLE.
I CAN'T HELP BUT READ YOU A COUPLE OF SNIDE TWEETS IN
RESPONSE.
IS
THIS A BIG PROBLEM IN AMERICA, LENIN STATUES?
THERE ARE OVER 700 CONFEDERATE STATUTE STATUES IN THE COUNTRY.
LOOK AT WHAT THE GOVERNMENT OF SEATTLE ASCENT WITH THE STATUE.
IT IS NOT ON PUBLIC LAND.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN PRIVATE PROPERTY?
THAT WOULD BE IRONIC IF YOU DIDN'T.
THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
SOME GUY OWNS AND IT IS ON HIS PROPERTY AND HE ACTUALLY
WANTS TO SELL IT.
IN FACT, LET'S FIGURE OUT WHERE IT CAME FROM.
WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEIR INTENT WAS.
IT FOUND WAS IN A JUNKYARD, THE SOVIET UNION FELL, THAT'S
AWESOME OR LENIN ROCKS.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY MEANT.
THE CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS WERE PUT UP TO INTIMIDATE
AFRICAN-AMERICANS DURING THE JIM CROW ERA.
THIS STATUE IS NOT PUT UP IN FREMONT TO INTIMIDATE
CAPITALISTS IN SEATTLE.
THIS IS EXACTLY THE DISPROPORTIONALITY THAT THE
ALT-RIGHT GOES THROUGH ALL THE TIME, OH MY GOD YOU DIDN'T SAY
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME, YOU SAID HAPPY HOLIDAYS, OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE REAL PROBLEM IN AMERICA.
YOU HAVE NO REAL PROBLEMS AND YOU LOOK LIKE A JACKASS
DOING IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO WITH THIS STATUE IN SEATTLE?
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE THEY DRESS THEM UP.
DURING PRIDE WEEK THEY DO THIS.
DO YOU THINK HE'S IN FAVOR OF THE?
DUES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY'RE BEING REVERENTIAL TO HIM?
I'M PRETTY SURE HE WOULD'VE NOT AGREED TO THAT.
THERE IS NO EPIDEMIC OF LENIN MONUMENTS IN AMERICA AND
THAT IS WHY ONLY A BUNCH OF CLOWNS SHOWED UP TO THAT.
SO YES, IN CHARLOTTESVILLE WE HAD A MAJOR PROBLEM.
YES, ONLINE THESE GUYS DO WREAK HAVOC IN THEIR STUPID TROLLING
WAYS, BUT OVERALL THEY ARE STILL A TINY MINORITY IN THE COUNTRY.
DON'T HYPE THEM UP TO WHAT THEY ARE NOT.
TRENTON WHEN BECAUSE OF THESE GUYS.
YES HE IS PART OF THEIR BASE, BUT TRUMP LARGELY ONE
BECAUSE PEOPLE DIDN'T WANT THE ESTABLISHMENT TO WIN.
ALMOST ANYONE ELSE IN A POSITION WHO IS RUNNING AS A
POPULIST WOULD'VE WON.
DON'T OVER HYPE THESE GUYS AND GIVE THEM POWER THEY DO NOT
ACTUALLY HAVE.

How Republicans Feel About Trump's Charlottesville Response May Surprise You

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