Ice Cube Reacts to Trump's "Real News" Show

-Here's what people are talking about.
Did you see this?
A transcript from President Trump's phone call
with the Australian Prime Minister was just leaked.
Yep, and people are talking about this.
At one point, Trump referred to U.S. Dairy Farmers
as local milk people.
[ Laughter ]
Even worse, he referred to cows as spotted milk horsies.
[ Laughter and applause ]
That's what I would do. That's what I call them.
Kids, look!
Trump is also being criticized for his conversation
with the President of Mexico,
where he called New Hampshire "a drug-infested den."
[ Laughter, groans ]
New Hampshire says it's furious, while Colorado says
it has to find a new Nickname. You go, hey --
[ Laughter and applause ] Wait, no, it's just --
It's legal there. It's legal -- That doesn't mean.
[ Voice ] I've got a new nickname, how about "Colorado."
[ Light laughter ] That is what you're called.
Well, anyways.
[ Laughter ]
Trump was actually busted for saying that a bunch of people
called to compliment him this week, when they hadn't.
[ Light laughter ]
When asked about it today, Trump said,
[ As Trump ] "I can't talk now,
I'm on the phone with the Governor of Narnia.
Hello?"
[ Laughter and applause ]
I read that Trump is trying to impress his new Chief of Staff,
John Kelly, by listing a lot of facts during meetings.
They're all Snapple facts, but still, they're facts.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Cats have a hun-- a hundred vocal chords.
[ Laughter ]
[ As Trump ] "Made from the best stuff on Earth."
[ Laughter ]
Listen to this. Trump just launch a new
real-news show, hosted by his Daughter-in-Law Lara,
that only discusses the positive news about him.
Yeah. Here's a clip of it.
-Lara Trump here.
I bet you haven't heard about all the accomplishments
the President had this week,
because there's so much fake news out there.
The stock market is up, the economy is booming.
-Yeah, well, the video has generated a lot of interest.
Turns out that at the same time that video was released,
our guest tonight, Ice Cube, decided to launch
his own response video.
[ Laughter and cheers ]
Let's see how that went.
-There's so much fake news out there.
We wanted to give you a glimpse into his week.
-Let me guess. His ass went golfing.
-Again, the President has donated his salary.
-No [ Bleep ],
'cause he don't want to pay his taxes.
-There have been almost 800,000 new jobs created in this country
since Donald Trump took office.
-'Cause he keeps [ bleep ] firing people.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-That was very intense.
-What is he ta-- -Language!
-Very intense. -Language!
-In the meantime, I saw that the President
is about to go off on a 17-day vacation.
Trump said, he could use a little "R and R", you know,
ranting and re-tweeting.
[ Laughter and applause ]
But before that, Trump said that he'd make
a very big announcement at his rally tonight
in West Virginia.
People were like, "Is it that you beat Hillary Clinton?"
And he was like, [ As Trump ] "Crap,
who leaked it? [ Laughter ]
The Australian Prime Minister?"
[ Applause ]
Actually, this is pretty big. People are speculating
that Mark Zuckerberg could run for President in 2020,
because he just hired Hillary Clinton's
chief campaign strategist.
[ Audience oohs ]
He came highly recommended by everyone,
except Hillary Clinton.
[ Laughter and applause ] But everyone -- everyone else.
-Everyone loved him. -Everyone loved the guy.
-Loves him.
[ Applause ]
-Check this out, you guys.
Samsung is selling a giant 88-inch TV for $20,000.
It's so big, Fedex needs two guys
to toss it over your fence.
[ Voice ] "There you go!"
[ Laughter and applause ]
"I mean, it's too heavy!"
[ Applause ]
-And Starbucks just introduced a new coffee drink
that comes with a piece of beef jerky.
[ Light laughter ]
And it also comes with a key to the bathroom.
[ Laughter and applause ] So, like, just don't even ask.
Just don't even ask. Take care of it.
Take care of it.
[ Applause ]
Well, this is kind of nice. A Domino's delivery guy
is being praised after his car broke down
and he walked nearly a mile to deliver a pizza.
[ Audience aws ] The customer was like,
[ Female voice ] "Thank you so much.
Where are my Cinna Sticks?
[ Laughter ]
Awkward!"
[ Laughter ]
Turn on her 88 inch TV.
Hey, this made me laugh. There's a guy
on the Los Angeles Dodgers named Cody Bellinger,
and because he's is just 22-years-old,
he doesn't know anything about 1990's sitcoms.
Doesn't know anything about 90's sitcoms.
Well, ESPN decided to quiz him, let's see how he did.
-Sss.... not Squirts.
[ Laughter ] -Squirts?
-Urkel. -Urkel!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Full House."
Not, "Full House." -Try it again?
-"Friends." -No.
-Not "Friends."
John Stamos.
-Oh, my goodness.
[ Laughter ]
It got worse when they held up his photo,
and he was like, "Babe Ruth.
[ Laughter ]
Barry Bonds."
[ Applause ]
-"Squirts." -Squirts!
[ Laughter ]
-The famous character, Squirts. -Love that guy.
[ Laughter ]
Squirts has been here.
Clean up in aisle two.
-Did I do that? There you go.
[ Laughter ]
No, no, I had to do it.
[ Applause ]
[ Band plays ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Squirts, get in here!

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