James Corden is Obsessed with 'Sharknado 5'

NOW EVERYONE KNOWS, EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS,
RIGHT, SUNDAY NIGHT IS THE BEST NIGHT FOR TV, ISN'T IT?
THE BEST NIGHT FOR TV.
GAME OF THRONES, TWIN PEAKS, RADONOVAN, BIG BROTHER, WHATEVER
SHOW STEVE HARVEY IS HOSTING.
IT IS AN AMAZING NIGHTMENT BUT LAST NIGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING A
LITTLE EXTRA SPECIAL ON THE TELLY.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ALL AWE SAW THIS.
IT WAS THE PREMIER OF A LITTLE INDY MOVIE I STUMBLED UPON
CALLED SHARKNADO 5, DID YOU SEE IT?
DID YOU SEE IT?
DID ANYONE HERE SEE IT?
OH SHUT UP.
IT WAS LIKE THE NUMBER ONE TRENDING TOPIC IN THE WORLD FOR
HOURS.
DID YOU SEE IT, REG?
SHARKNADO 5?
>> Reggie: NO.
>> James: GUILLERMO, HELP ME OUT, YOU SAW SHARKNADO 5, NO?
HAGAR, TELL ME YOU SAW SHARKNADO 5.
>> SORRY, NOPE.
>> James: TIM?
I CAN COUNT ON YOU TO BE A SHARKNADO GUY.
STEVE?
WHAT DO YOU DO AT NIGHT?
WHERE ARE YOU ON A SUNDAY NIGHT?
WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?
>> Reggie.
>> CHURCH.
>> Reggie: CHURCH.
>> James: CHURCH?
(LAUGHTER) ARE YOU SO FULL OF [BLEEP].
(LAUGHTER) HELPFUL AS EVER.
NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND, I WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU SOME OF MY
FAVORITE MOMENTS FROM LAST NIGHT'S EPIC SHARKNADO 5.
STARTING WITH THIS, YOU HAVE YOU EVER HAD-- YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE
WATCHING A MOVIE BUT YOU KEEP FORGETTING THE NAME OF THAT
MOVIE?
DO YOU HAVE THAT?
LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE IT WITH-- WITH-- MR. POPPER'S PENGUINS.
OR WHAT IS THE ONE ABOUT WALT DISNEY, SEE I CAN'T EVEN
REMEMBER THAT.
WHAT IS THE FILM ABOUT WALT DISNEY WITH TOM HANKS?
SAVING MR. BANKS.
I CAN NEVER REMEMBER THAT IT IS CALLED SAVING MR. BANKS.
WELL, LUCKILY WITH SHARKNADO-- (LAUGHTER)
THAT IS NOT A PROBLEM.
>> SHARKNADO.
>> SHARKNADO.
>> SHARKNADO.
>> SHARKNADO.
>> SHARKNADO GOT HIM.
>> SHARKNADOS CONTINUE TO RAVAGE THE PLANET.
>> THE HUGE SHARKNADO JUST ENTERED.
>> IT HAS COMPLETELY WIPED OFF THE MAP BY SHARKNADO.
>> SHARKNADO.
>> SHARKNADO.
>> SHARKNADO.
>> SHARKNADO.
TURN THE SHARKNADO INTO A TIME MACHINE.
>> James: IF ANYONE WAS WATCHING LAST NIGHT PLAYING THAT
GAME, WHERE YOU DRINK A SHOT EVERY TIME I HEAR A WORD AND
THAT WORD WAS SHARKNADO, THOSE PEOPLE WOULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW.
NOW I WILL CUT TO THE CHASE, TO BE HONEST, TRUTH BE TOLD I HAD
NEVER SEEN THE PREVIOUS SHARKNADOS.
I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE THROUGH FOUR.
SO I WAS CONFUSED.
(LAUGHTER) THROUGHOUT SHARKNADO 5.
THE ONLY PERSON WHO SEEMED MORE CONFUSED BY THIS FILM THAN ME
WAS ONE OF ITS STARS, TARA REID.
>> WHERE ARE YOU?
WHERE ARE WE?
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
>> WHAT IS HE DOING?
>> TAKE THIS.
>> WHY?
>> GOT TO USES IT AS A PROPELE.
DRAW SHARK IN ADDITIONO CLOSEST TO US SO WE CAN GET IN IT.
>> AAHHHHH!
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: I MEAN COME ON!
YOU'RE REGRETTING NOT WATCHING IT NOW.
YOU'RE REGRETTING NOT WATCHING IT NOW.
>> Reggie: YES, I REGRET IT.
>> James: I LOVE THAT HER HAIR DOESN'T MOVE.
SHE'S IN A SHARK-- WHAT IS SHE, A HUMAN-- .
>> Reggie: A HELICOPTER.
>> James: A HUMAN HELICOPTER AN HER HAIR, SHE WAS ONCE
ENGAGED TO CARSON DALLY.
TARA REID WAS ONCE ENGAGED TO CARSON DALLY, DID YOU KNOW THIS,
THEY WERE ONCE TOGETHER, DID YOU KNOW THIS?
DID YOU KNOW THIS?
I DIDN'T GROW UP HERE.
HOW DO I KNOW ALL OF THIS?
(LAUGHTER) YOU KNOW CARSON DALY, THIS IS
TRUE.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: YOU KNOW WHO CARSON DALY IS, RIGHT?
>> Reggie: YEAH.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: HE HAS GOT, ON TV LIKE TRL AND ALL OF THAT.
HE GOT A TATTOO, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS TARA REID OR NOT.
HE GOT A TATTOO OF ONE OF HIS EX-GIRLFRIENDS I THINK ON HIS
LEG, AND THEN THEY BROKE UP SO HE HAD TO COVER IT UP.
AND HE CHANGED THE TATTOO, CHANGED THE EX'S NAME INTO A
CRAB CLAW COMING OUT OF A-- POCKET KNIFE.
THAT IS 100 PERCENT TRUE.
WE'VE GOT A PHOTO OF IT.
LOOK AT THAT.
(LAUGHTER) I'M GOING TO BE HONEST, THIS
MOVIE WAS TOV TO WATCH, SHARKNADO 5.
NOT FOR THE REASONS THAT YOU ARE LAUGHING.
IT WAS TOUGH TO WATCH BECAUSE OF HOW HOME SICK IT MADE ME.
>> IT LOOKS LIKE THE SHARK IN ADDITIONO-- NAIDO IS HEADING
DIRECTLY TOWARDS BUCKINGHAM PALACE.
>> James: EVEN WITH THE SHARKNADO THAT IS A GORGEOUS DAY
IN LONDON.
I'M NOT JOKING.
THAT'S A HEAT WAVE.
WE CALL THAT A HEAT WAVE.
(APPLAUSE) SPEAKING OF LONDON, I DON'T KNOW
WHICH IS LESS BELIEVABLE, THE CITY GETTING DEMOLISHED BY A
SHARK INFESTED TORNADO OR CLAY AIKEN'S BRITISH ACCENT.
>> YOU GOT SOME WING THERE LITTLE CHAP, THERE YOU ARE, JUST
YOUR SIZE, CHAP.
NOW THIS SHARK-- CREATES A FIBER OPTIC SHELL ENABLING ANYONE TO
WEATHER A STORM.
>> James: LET ME BE CLEAR, YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THE WORD "CHAP"
AND THINK THAT THAT IS A BRITISH ACCENT.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD CHAP AND YOU HAVE SUDDENLY BRITISH.
THAT IS LIKE ME DOING AN AMERICAN ACCENT AND THINKING I
JUST HAVE TO ADD THE WORD "GUNS."
NOW IF YOU-- IN THIS SHARKNADO 5, THERE WAS A ROLE OF THE POPE.
SO SOME WOMAN HAD TO PLAY THE POPE IN SHARKNADO 5, REG, IF YOU
WERE LOOKING FOR AN ACTOR TO PLAY THE POPE, WHO WOULD YOU
GET?
>> Reggie: STEPHEN-- FRY.
>> James: STEFEN FRY.
>> HUGH LAURIE.
>> James: HUGH LAURIE, INTERESTING.
DANIEL-DAY LEWIS.
>> Reggie: ABSOLUTELY.
>> James: GOOD POPE.
MARK RYLANCE.
>> MICHAEL GAMBON.
>> James: WONDERFUL POPE, NO, NO, NO.
SHARKNADO OVERLOOKED ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE.
AND THEY WENT WITH THE MODEL FABIO.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: HEY, FABIO.
>> YEAH, YEAH WHAT IS UP.
HAVE I A GREAT OFFER, IT'S A MOVIE.
REASONS WELL, YEAH, YEAH, WHO AM I PLAYING.
THE POPE.
>> [BLEEP] OFF.
>> James: THE POPE, COME ON.
NOW THE CELEBRITY CAMIOS DID NOT STOP WITH FABIO PLAYING THE
POPE.
THERE WAS LOADS.
LOADS IN IT, I RECOMMEND YOU GO BACK AND WATCH IT FOR THE CAMIOS
ALONE, BUT BRET MICHAELS ALSO MADE AN APPEARANCE, FUN FACT.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS, WHILE OUR SHOW, WHILE WE
WERE FILMING IN LONDON, WE WENT TO LONDON FOR A WEEK OF OUR
SHOW, DO YOU REMEMBER WE WERE FILMING OUR OPENING TITLES FOR
THOSE LONDON SHOWS ON A DOUBLE DECKER BUS AND WE RAN INTO BRET
MICHAELS, LITERALLY.
♪ THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
♪ THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
♪ THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
♪ >> James: STICK AROUND

James Corden is Obsessed with 'Sharknado 5'

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