THIS IS BOTH ALARMING AND
AMUSING.
MORE AMUSING THAN ALARMING, BUT
THE WHITE HOUSE HAS A LITTLE
SCANDAL ON THEIR HANDS.
I KNOW, IT SURPRISED ME, TOO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT THERE'S AN ANONYMOUS MAN IN
THE UK WHO TWEETS UNDER THE NAME
SIGNON REBORN.
SO THE GUY DECIDED TO E-MAIL
HIGH PROFILE MEMBERS OF THE
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.
FIRST HE E-MAILED HOMELAND
SECURITY ADVISER TOM BOSSERT
PRETENDING TO BE JARED KUSHNER.
TOM, WE'RE ARRANGING A BIT OF A
SOIREE TOWARD THE END OF AUGUST.
IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU CAN
MAKE IT.
I PROMISE FOOD OF AT LEAST
COMPARABLE QUALITY TO THAT WHICH
WE ATE IN IRAQ AND SIGNED IT
JARED.
AND THE GUY, WHO AGAIN IS A
HOMELAND SECURITY ADVISER, WROTE
BACK TO HIM, THANKS, JARED, WITH
A PROMISE LIKE I CAN'T REFUSE.
ALSO IF YOU EVER NEED IT, MY
PERSONAL E-MAIL IS -- THEN HE
GIVES OUT HIS PERSONAL E-MAIL,
WHICH IS BLURRED, BUT I ASSUME
HE'S CHANGED IT BY NOW.
LOOK AT THE HEADING ON THIS
E-MAIL.
SUSPECTED SPAM IN ALL CAPS.
THE GUY SUCCESSFULLY PRANKED
ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI AND PRETENDED
TO BE REINCE PRIEBUS AND GOT IN
A HEATED BACK AND FORTH.
HE TRIED TO PRANK ERIC TRUMP.
BUT ERIC DIDN'T BITE.
I APPLAUD THE GUY FOR DOING
THIS.
NEXT TIME, GO FARTHER.
FOR INSTANCE, WHEN YOU POSE AS
JARED KUSHNER AND WRITE TO
HOMELAND SECURITY ADVISER.
DON'T JUST INVITE HIM TO A
PARTY, INVITE HIM TO A SURPRISE
COSTUME PARTY IN THE OVAL OFFICE
AT THE END OF THE DAY.
PUT SOMETHING FUN ON AND GET
DOWN HERE RIGHT AWAY.
I PROMISE.
I LIKE THIS IDEA, THOUGH.
THEY CALL IT SPEARPHISHING WITH
A P-H.
GUILLERMO, DID YOU GET ANY
UNUSUAL E-MAILS TODAY?
>> Guillermo: NO, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: NOTHING OUT OF THE
ORDINARY?
>> Guillermo: OH, YEAH, ONLY
ONE.
>> Jimmy: THERE WAS ONE?
WE MADE SOME FAKE E-MAIL
ACCOUNTS USING NAMES OF PEOPLE
WHO WORK HERE TODAY AND SENT
THEM TO GUILLERMO.
NOT ONE, FOUR BY THE WAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
FOUR.
SO THIS ONE WE SENT FROM OUR
SPECIAL PROJECTS PRODUCER JAY.
HEY, G, WE'RE FINALIZING ALL THE
HOTEL ROOMS FOR OUR UPCOMING
TRIP AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU
WANTED A PRESIDENTIAL SUITE THAT
INCLUDES A BUTLER.
IT WILL COST THE SHOW AN EXTRA
$500 A DAY.
DO YOU THINK THAT'S SOMETHING
YOU NEED?
DO YOU REMEMBER GETTING THAT?
>> Guillermo: YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
WHY ARE THEY SO NICE?
>> Jimmy: GUILLERMO RESPONDED
SEVEN MINUTES LATER, YES,
PLEASE.
GOD BLESS YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I WANT TO BRING THE FAMILY.
[ CHEERS ]
AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT HE WROTE
BACK, DO YOU REMEMBER?
HE WROTE BACK, NO PROBLEM.
ALSO, WHAT BRAND OF TEQUILA DO
YOU LIKE IN THE ROOM?
AND GUILLERMO SAID, WHATEVER YOU
WANT, MY FRIEND.
WITH A QUESTION MARK.
WHY THE QUESTION MARK AFTER
FRIEND?
IS IT TRUE YOU WENT TO JAY'S
OFFICE AND HUGGED HIM AFTER YOU
GOT THIS?
>> Guillermo: YEAH.
WHY IS HE SO NICE?
>> Jimmy: AND HE HAD NO IDEA WHY
HE WAS BEING HUGGED.
HE SAID WELCOME BACK.
>> Jimmy: THEN WE SENT ANOTHER
E-MAIL FROM ONE OF OUR
PRODUCERS.
HI, HOPE YOU HAD A NICE HIATUS.
HATE TO HAVE TO MENTION THIS,
BUT I THINK IT WOULD BE NICE IF
YOU HIRED A FOOD TRUCK OF SOME
SORT FOR THE STAFF TO SHOW YOUR
APPRECIATION.
EVERYONE LOVES YOU BUT A LOT OF
STAFFERS DON'T FEEL YOU LOVE
THEM BACK AND I REALLY THINK
THIS COULD HELP.
LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND GUILLERMO WROTE BACK.
GOOD IDEA.
CAN I TALK TO YOU TOMORROW ABOUT
THIS?
>> Guillermo: ACTUALLY, I WENT
TO HIS OFFICE.
HE TOLD ME, COME BACK TOMORROW.
I'M BUSY.
>> Jimmy: NOW THAT YOU KNOW IT'S
A JOKE, ARE YOU STILL GOING TO
DO THE FOOD TRUCK?
>> Guillermo: YEAH, SURE.
>> Jimmy: YOU WILL?
[ APPLAUSE ]
WHAT DAY ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT
ON?
WHAT DAY WILL IT BE?
>> Guillermo: NEXT WEEK.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DAY NEXT WEEK?
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.
NEVER.
>> Guillermo: IT WILL HAPPEN.
>> Jimmy: IT WILL.
>> Guillermo: I PROMISE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YOU IGNORED ONE OF
THEM.
BUT THIS IS FROM OUR EXECUTIVE
PRODUCER JILL.
I HOPE YOU HAD A LOVELY HIATUS.
I SAW A FRIEND OVER THE BREAK
WHO WORKS WITH AN ENERGY DRINK
COMPANY.
THEY'RE INTERESTED IN HIRING YOU
AS THEIR SPOKESPERSON.
BETWEEN YOU AND ME THE DRINK IS
PRETTY GROSS AND UNHEALTHY, BUT
I THINK IT PAYS WELL.
IS THIS SOMETHING I COULD TELL
YOU YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN.
YOU SHOULD KNOW IN ADVANCE IT IS
DISGUSTING.
XOXO, JILL.
AND FIVE MINUTES LATER GUILLERMO
WRITES, YES, I AM IN.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WE CAN TALK LATER ON.
[ APPLAUSE ]
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY QUALIFIED TO
WORK IN THE WHITE HOUSE NO