My Opinion on Airports

For the past few months I've actually been really busy
Well, I'm always busy working on videos and stuff, but this time it's a different kind of busy!
Busy as in...
I'm leaving the house and doing things
Like an average person
In my defense, it's a lot more than normal okay. Don't judge me yet
in April
There was VidCon Europe, and in May I went to Phoenix Comicon
I was moving followed by VidCon US and right after that we had to meet up in Boise, Idaho
It was nuts, and I almost emotionally died, but that's not the point
I did a lot of traveling and I'm going to talk about that part
I think it's a fairly common thing to have traveled at least a little bit and if you haven't you should leave
Just kidding you can stay it's okay
I don't know about any other airports, but the one I went to in Arizona had bathrooms that were almost completely
Hands-free, I'm talkin automatic toilets hands-free sinks hands-free soap and paper towel dispensers
You can walk in and pretty much touch nothing
I had a moment in there where I thought whoa if you had no arms or hands you could totally still use this bathroom
Thinking like man. This is so progressive, and then I had the realization oh wait
people without hands don't need
to wash their hands...
I want to talk about passport photos can we talk about passport photos for a sec like people aren't allowed to smile anymore, I?
Don't like that rule. They say it can make it more difficult for facial recognition if you're smiling, but okay
Put it this way not smiling in my passport photo made me look like I'm a drug dealer who smoked too much alcohol
I'm just looking after the police here, but 99% of the time I'd like to think that I don't look like that
Hopefully lovely sidewalks. There's not much else to say here
I really love the moving sidewalks airports have and I wish more places had them I've imagined
What if we replaced cars and roads with moving sidewalks because then people can just go at suites they want to and if you crash?
into someone then it's like
Oh, sorry man
and there's less blood and death and stuff each lane could have a different belt speed getting faster as you go to the left and
To go even faster you can just run and go
Superspeed to think of all the other benefits replacing cars and roads would have it could reduce pollution
You don't need to pay for gas
It'll get people in the shape you get to feel like sonic and most importantly moving sidewalks are cool
And I want to walk on them more than just in airports because there opening the topic to more than just the airport actually
Boarding the plane is a complete hassle first of all you have to walk down the aisle to your seat
And it always seems like there's a person that's trying to get from Seat
32 like seat six in the middle of everyone getting on the aisle is barely wide enough for someone to just stand in attempting to
Squish past the flow of everyone isn't going to get anyone anywhere anytime soon and like dude if you have seat six
How do you even get to the very back of the plane without realizing? You should have turned around sooner? It's a numerical order
There's never going to be a situation where you're walking down
And it's like seat 24c 25 seat 26 oh C
3 there it is if you're stuck in the back just wait until it's more clear to walk. You've got time don't worry
It's not going to be like okay, everyone's on the plane going up
It's also weird to think that the strangers around you are the people who you're going to be spending the next how many hours with?
I get nervous thinking about who's going to be in the seat next to me because it's a complete gamble
And I have no idea what they're going to be like for one of my flights when I got to my seat the people next
To me were already there and even though
I'm super shy, I still wanted to be polite
So I tried to catch their eye to give them a friendly smile like I know are strangers who don't know a thing about each
Other and are about to spend four hours on the border of popping or personal bubbles, but hey
We cool. I wanted to do that type of smile at them
But I couldn't I was trying to make quick eye contact to do it, but they were totally acting like I wasn't there
I attempted a few more times
and then realized there's a
Relatively big chance they could tell I kept glancing at them which is weird in and of itself and if they actually let me catch
their eye after that the fact that I would have just smiled at them and said nothing probably would have given the
opposite type of effect I was going for
So that was something I was anxious about during the entire flight
There's this little girl across the aisle from me by the way the aisle is the far superior of all other seats
I mean shared window seat has the window, but it's the same thing after like 20 minutes
Clouds the aisle lets you easily get up and go to the bathroom without having to shove your butt in your neighbor's face
And you're not trapped in the corner like a sardine writing this script made me think airplanes are kind of like flying humans in some
Settings either way if we don't agree on the obvious superiority of the iLc. I think we can both safely agree
No one likes the sad sack of the middle see no one if you do
No, you don't anyway
So there is this little girl across the aisle from me
And she was super chipper and peppy talking to her mom and having fun at One point
She looked over at me and said I like your shoes
And you know how you get into a mode where you aren't expecting anyone to try and communicate or interact with you?
So you kind of go into life autopilot well?
I was in the middle of that so she really caught me off guard and I had to quickly reboot and say oh
Thank you
It was nice of her to say
But man did she catch me at a bad time my brain was completely out to lunch
I thought it was also funny that after she said that she
Immediately looked at her mom like did you see me be nice and complement that girl's shoes my mom didn't do much
She looked tired after I thanked her I thought that was the end of the interaction
But she started talking more when I was her age
I was a shy turtle of a human being and didn't want to talk to anyone
So I was surprised at how social and amiable this girl was for being so young. She was talking to me for maybe like
15 or so minutes
And I would tell you what we talked about but the entire time I had
Absolutely, no idea what he was saying to me the fact that the plane Jets were so loud
And we were separated by an aisle made it so I could see her mouth moving and it was obvious. She was making
Sounds, but there was no communication going on between the two of us
It was an awkward 15 minutes of me smiling and agreeing and fake laughing and I just let it happen
I hope I did good in that conversation
It was kind of like a multiple-choice test, and I didn't know any of the answers so I just randomly filled in bubbles
I hope she wasn't some devil worshipping possessed child and she said something like
Wouldn't it be cool if Satan struck this plane down mid-flight?
And we hurled down to the earth in a ball of fiery terror, and I was just like
that
yep, and
With that I'm back home and ready to work on videos again
I have no idea what the next one's going to be about but I'll think of something having no ideas isn't going to stop me
This isn't me asking for video ideas. I don't take those for the most part so don't comment any
Because I won't take it huge thanks to John for animating a few scenes in this video
He saved me a huge chunk of time and did a better job than I ever could dream of doing like did you see that?
dope anime scene where I was talking about the moving sidewalks and going superspeed if you are like
Crap shading that was incredible. How did you animate that it's because I?
Didn't animate it
you'll follow John on Twitter or something and tell him how great he is and how he's so much better than me at making my
Own videos one more thing if you haven't seen already there's already
Pledges that are on pre-order right now if you want to get one of those bad boys the order cutoff is Friday August 11th
and after that
It'll be a long time before you'll have the chance to get them again
The coupon code dog is still going to be active too if you want 10% off and since their pre-orders
They're expected to ship in september ok that's it. Thanks for watching and I love you and make good choices and don't do heroin.

My Opinion on Airports

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