Ray Romano Wants YOU to Date His Son!

GOOD.
>> Jimmy: DOES ANYONE IN YOUR
FAMILY WORK ON THE SHOW?
ON "GET SHORTY."
>> NO, THEY DON'T.
BUT SOMEONE IN MY FAMILY --
>> Jimmy: WORKS HERE.
>> WORKS HERE.
RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS
BUT YOU'VE BEEN KIND ENOUGH TO
EMPLOY MY SON, ONE OF MY SONS,
ONE OF MY TWIN BOYS, MATT HAS
WORKED HERE THREE I THINK YEARS.
>> Jimmy: THREE YEARS.
HE'S A GREAT KID.
WE LOVE MATT, ACTUALLY.
>> AND THE LAST TWO TIMES I CAME
HE'S COME OUT AND TOOK A BOW.
I DON'T WANT TO BREAK WITH
TRADITION.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
WHY NOT?
IS HE BACK THERE?
THERE HE IS.
HE KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HELLO.
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENING,
MATT?
>> I GUESS THAT ANSWERS THE
QUESTION IS THERE A DRESS CODE
WHEN YOU WORK FOR JIMMY KIMMEL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, HE IS ONE OF
THE BETTER-DRESSED PEOPLE HERE
AT THE SHOW.
>> MATT, SAY THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.
BUT YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> THANKS.
>> GO TO WORK.
GO TO WORK.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HE'S A VERY GOOD KID.
YOU AND YOUR WIFE MUST BE VERY
PROUD BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS IN A
GOOD MOOD.
HE'S A WORKER.
>> HE'S A GOOD KID.
YOU KNOW, HE'S GETTING A LITTLE
UP -- HE'S 24.
SO I LIKE THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING
HERE WITH HIM.
AND HE NEEDS TO -- MY WIFE WANTS
GRANDCHILDREN.
SO HE NEEDS TO PICK UP THE PACE
THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DOES MATT HAVE A
GIRLFRIEND?
>> IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE DON'T
KNOW WHETHER HE BROKE UP.
HE HAD ONE, AND THEY WON'T TELL
US -- THEY DON'T TALK.
THEY'RE NOT LIKE GIRLS.
AND HAD I DAUGHTER SAYS
EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO HER
EVERY DAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT -- THIS
WILL BE GOOD.
HOLD ON.
MATT.
MATT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
COME HERE.
COME OVER HERE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
STAY RIGHT THERE.
JIMMY'S GOT A QUESTION.
GO AHEAD.
>> Jimmy: I JUST WANTED TO KNOW
IF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
>> NO.
NOT RIGHT NOW.
NO GIRLFRIEND.
>> AH.
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO GET INFO.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A WAY TO
COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR FAMILY.
>> GO GET ONE.
GET A GIRLFRIEND.
>> I'M DOING MY BEST.
>> WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ONE?
YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING -- HE'S A
GOOD-LOOKING BOY.
ISN'T HE A GOOD-LOOKING BOY?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HE'S CUTE.
HE'S ESPECIALLY CUTE WHEN HE'S
EMBARRASSED.
YOU KNOW?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
ONE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> ALL RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
HOW ABOUT WE GET HIM ONE?
>> NO.
>> YEAH.
WHERE'S THE CAMERA?
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> LOOK IN THE CAMERA.
>> I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
>> SAY HI.
TO THE -- RIGHT THERE.
SHOW THEM THE SMILE.
SMILE.
>> NO.
COME ON.
>> MAKE YOUR PITCH.
DO SOMETHING.
SAY -- SHOW THEM YOUR TEETH.
I PAID MONEY FOR BRACES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: GO AHEAD, MATT.
>> I'LL DO IT FOR YOU.
LISTEN, LADIES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S A GOOD KID.
GOOD LISTENER.
HE KEEPS HIS ROOM CLEAN.
HE'S HAD ALL HIS SHOTS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M ON TINDER.
THIS IS UNNECESSARY.
>> TINDER IS [ BLEEP ].
YOU HAVE TO DO THIS.
SORRY.
YOU HAVE A CAR.
YOU'VE STILL GOT A CAR.
HE'S -- WHAT ELSE CAN WE SAY?
JIMMY KIMMEL IS HIS UNCLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO YOU CAN GET TICKETS WHENEVER
YOU WANT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
SURE.
WHATEVER YOU NEED.
>> YES.
YOU KNOW -- HE KNOWS SPANISH.
>> NO.
I DON'T.
I DON'T KNOW SPANISH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
>> BUT YOU UNDERSTAND IT.
GUILLERMO, SAY SOMETHING TO HIM.
SAY SOMETHING.
>> Guillermo: [ SPEAKING
SPANISH ].
>> HE UNDERSTOOD THAT.
HE UNDERSTOOD THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
SO CALL.
WAIT A MINUTE.
HE HAS A TWIN.
HE HAS AN IDENTICAL TWIN.
SO YOU KNOW, GOD FORBID ANYTHING
SHOULD HAPPEN TO HIM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S LIKE HE HAS AN UNDERSTUDY.
>> WE'RE GOOD.
YOU DON'T NEED --
>> ARE YOU KIDDING?
THIS IS -- YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO?
PUT YOUR PHONE NUMBER UP ON THE
SCREEN.
>> NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> 818 --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> I THINK THAT'S GOING TO BE
GREAT FOR HIM.
WE WANT TO HAVE GRANDCHILDREN.
>> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO HAVE
PARENTS IN SHOW BUSINESS, ISN'T
IT?
>> HIS MOTHER NEEDS
GRANDCHILDREN.
I'M RUNNING OUT OF STUFF TO SAY
TO HER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: RAY ROMANO, EVERYBODY.
HE COULD BE YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW.
THE SHOW IS CALLED "GET SHORTY."
SUNDAYS AT 10:00 ON NETFLIX.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH PAULA
PATTON.

Ray Romano Wants YOU to Date His Son!

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