Trump Risking It All For North Korea

“Now to North Korea, a nation that has nuclear weapons and
"is tonight threatening to use them against the United States.”
It’s absolutely terrifying to think that the world is being
held hostage by an unqualified, thin-skinned tyrant with little
diplomatic experience who has access to an arsenal of nuclear
weapons - a tyrant who exercises poor choices in not only his
threatening words, but also in something as simple as hairstyle.
I am of course referring to Donald Trump.
Seriously Donald you have access to every barber in the country.
This is our baby tyrant mirroring the language of the large adult son
tyrant Kim Jong-un in the Mexican Standoff of a lifetime. Even though
this was the same Donald who praised -Un only a year ago.
“He’s like a maniac, and you got to give him credit, he goes in,
"he takes over, he’s the boss.”
Yeah, you know how he did that? By executing even the faintest
dissenting voices- like his uncle. That’s how he was able to capture power.
Saddam style, with sheer brutality. And that’s the person whose rhetoric
we’re mirroring here. And that's terrifying. But while Donald may have improvised
this statement in an effort to appeal to his most loyal supporters like
a UCB graduate, the sentiment behind our approach is carefully put together,
and that is also terrifying. On one hand, we have Rex Tillerson, the crony
capitalist who’s now the voice of reason trying to deescalate
tensions, and then on the other we have Mattis banging war drums.
But the only certainty is that Donald Trump is gambling, with the lives of thousands
of Americans and millions of others living in South Korea and Japan.
On the 72nd anniversary of Nagasaki, mind you - you know, the last time
we rained fire and fury on another country to show the world our powers,
and it was unlike anything they had ever seen before.
Now we could very well turn the North Korean capital, Pyongyang,
into a giant fucking crater. But even with swift, effective military strikes
and a potential decapitation, North Korea would rain down terror on the region,
especially on South Korea, with artillery and conventional weapons or with
missile strikes on the island of Japan.
“At the sound of the siren, children hit the deck, and wait for further instruction.
"This is a drill, a loudspeaker announces. A missile has been launched.”
But even with casualties potentially reaching into the millions,
the aftermath of the destruction pose an even greater danger.
In the resulting North Korean power vacuum, who knows what maniacal
general or family member is going to be able to seize control of
the nuclear weapons? While a maniac we’re familiar with is scary enough,
an unfamiliar maniac is potentially catastrophic.
Like Dennis Rodman, what if Dennis Rodman took control
over the Democratic People’s Republic? Just imagine that.
“Literally dude. (dick break noise) I'm like 'Oh (bleep),'
"blood everywhere, blood everywhere.”
Donald Trump is forcing North Korea into a corner, but the reality is that
Trump, possibly on the advice of his generals, is actually forcing
China into a corner. The only reason North Korea is able to exist as
a hostile state with nuclear warheads is because China continues to supply
the country, controlling 85% of its trade and frequently flouting UN sanctions.
However, China also doesn't wanna start a war in the region- for starters
they'd be responsible for millions of refugees fleeing over the border
and no one wants that, and they would also lose their gambit
fail-son state North Korea, which currently is a buffer between
America and China. But, while the Chinese government may be
uncomfortable with the North’s cries of glowing war, at least
they understand what we Americans fail to grasp:
North Korea will never give up their nuclear arsenal because
they’ve learned from the mistakes of Gaddafi’s regime in Libya.
Giving up their nuclear weapons means inevitable sodomy at the end
of a bayonet for Kim Jong-un. So North Korea’s nuclear program is
literally Kim Jong-un’s way of protecting his ass. He is trying
to preserve his ability to exploit millions of North Korean citizens
while reaping billions of dollars for himself, mostly to fuel his fancy cheese
addiction and I get it. Cheese is delicious. Not Swiss cheese though.
That means you’re a sociopath. Anyway DM me your top three
cheeses, Kim, ya cheesedick.
"North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un, is putting his health at serious risk
"due to dangerously high consumption of cheese."
Short of -Un committing suicide because he lost access to his beloved cheeses-
the current sanctions placed on North Korea are not going to work.
Our world leaders are giddy about taking one billion dollars away from
a country that has a GDP of $28 Billion. Mainstream Media is calling this
the “harshest” sanctions ever levied by the UN- but that’s like getting one
Bill O’Reilly off Fox News, there’s like 40 other old white pathological
dick pic senders that will gladly take his place.
Plus agreeing on sanctions doesn’t even guarantee compliance-
the Kims regime is notorious for committing identity fraud and
setting up complex networks of front companies to do their illicit dealings.
China knows this, the UN knows this, and our generals know it too.
“Pyongyang is also reported to be evading financial sanctions by still
"being active in global markets through a vast network of
"Chinese based front companies.”
Trump’s asinine rhetoric about how he is going to unleash fury
on North Korea is misguided and unnecessarily escalates the tension.
It’s an obvious pander to his base at the expense of global stability,
and also conveniently drives from the front pages stories about his
illicit dealings with Russia. The sanctions so far are also
pointless because they cannot be effectively enforced, but on
the other hand, we can’t just drop nukes because we aren’t trying
to fuck over our allies with radioactive fallout.
At this point our only hope may be that the instructions for pushing
the red button are longer than one page and smooth-brained
President Trump can’t get all the way through them.
I’m Hasan Piker, don’t forget to follow me on Instagram @hasandpiker
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Trump Risking It All For North Korea

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