WEIRD FAMILY MEMBERS | Dolan True Stories

• From putting ants in your privates to serenading your toilet bowl, the Planet Dolan
crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit: Weirdest thing a member
of your family does, PART 2 – I’m {} and today I’ll be your narrator
10 – Epic_guy11 Dolan Dolan’s cousin keeps a pet ant farm at his
house.
One weekend Dolan was babysitting his cousin when he discovered a very strange thing about
him.
Dolan was sitting on the couch watching youtube videos when he heard a thud in the next room
so he decided to investigate.
The door was left slightly open so he peered in quietly.
What he found was his cousin laying butt naked, covered in his pet ants.
Before he had a chance to even process this information, his cousin picked up several
of the ants and ate them.
He backed away from the room and never brought it up again.
9 - Shimmalia Tolop Tolop’s younger brother has an appetite
for really gross things.
If he isn’t busy digging deep inside his nostrils for bogies to eat, he’s usually
eating all sorts of weird things like ice cubes straight from the freezer, fingernails
and toenails, and even chews on soft toys.
He’s 11 years old and the only thing left of his favourite teddy bear is the head – he
ate the rest of it.
The strangest part is he can’t stand the taste of normal things like cereals or crisps.
8 – the_great_taco Slapped Ham Slapped Ham’s dad has a particularly gross
habit that drives him nuts.
Whenever his dad feels the need to fart, he will find Slapped Ham and fart as close to
his head as possible.
He knows that Slapped Ham can’t stand the smell, but his Dad finds it hilarious every
time.
Any chance he gets, his dad loves to torture Slapped Ham with his fiery butt stenches.
Slapped Ham swears his nose would cry if it were possible.
7 – SuperSaiyanBlue-Oreo Gooby and Snewpee Gooby’s sister Snewpee used to be very impressionable
when she was younger.
She couldn’t really tell the difference between things that are real and things that
are completely fictional.
One day Gooby decided to show Snewpee this little old cartoon called Dragon Ball.
In the episode, Gohan screams before going super saiyan.
Snewpee watched carefully, taking notes.
Then after the episode finished, she went out into the front yard and started screaming
at the sky, waiting to go super saiyan.
Needless to say Gooby had to give Snewpee the disappointing news.
6 – BronyPonygirl Grgak Grgak is not sure how it started, but his
family has a very odd tradition.
Whenever he visits his Grandma’s house they have dinner like any normal family.
But during the meal, his grandma insists that every one has to tell a story about poop.
Grgak’s mom rolls her eyes and says they need to stop the stupid tradition, but his
grandma just yells back, “EVERY PERSON WILL TELL A GODDAMN POOP STORY AND THAT’S FINAL”.
Grgak and his brothers were so used to it that they always came prepared to tell some
sort of poo joke or anecdote while they eat their meals.
5 –goldengearYT Zaraganba Zaraganba had to put up with some strange
habits from his family when he was growing up.
His brother – otherwise known as Danger Dolan – was particularly weird.
Whenever Dolan heard music that pumped him up, he would start to lose his mind.
His eye would grow large and then he would start running around like a maniac, slapping
himself on the butt over and over while singing the lyrics.
When the song ended he would go about his business like nothing ever happened.
4 -2frutos Pringle Pringle’s family grew up on a large farm
where there was always something new to eat.
His grandparents never let any food go to waste, so they would eat parts of animals
that you might call…
Untraditional…
He remembers his grandpa sitting down to eat a whole pig’s brain, telling Pringle that
it made his own brain smarter.
His grandma would chow down on other parts of the pig – intestines, stomach, tongue
and even testicles too.
It was only when he grew up and made friends that he realised that those things weren’t
exactly normal.
3 – Shagaruu Doopie Doopie has a cousin that lives way out in
the country on her family’s farm.
One day Doopie’s family decided to go on a road trip and visit them for a while.
The house was very big and cold so Doopie’s mom decided to light the gas heater.
Her mom looked everywhere but she couldn’t find the matches to light the fire.
Doopie saw her cousin sneak outside so she followed her, and to her surprise, found her
cousin shoving the matchsticks in her mouth.
When she asked her what she was doing she told her the match heads taste really good.
Doopie just stared at her and walked back inside.
2 – puggers866 Cidius Cidius noticed his brother has some strange
bathroom habits.
Whenever his brother goes to the toilet, he makes deep grunting noises while he’s taking
a dump.
Once his poop is complete, his leans down to the toilet and yells, ‘Flush down, my
king!’
He then hits the flusher and starts to dance wildly while the toilet empties.
One time Cidius caught him during his poop dance and he just laughed.
He turned bright red and ran away.
1 – NARRATOR’S STORY
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
We have another question for you: “What’s something weird that happened to you at work?”
Let us know in the reddit page linked below and you might be featured in a future countdown.

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