so he invited me to come and speak.
They're doing some amazing things.
Not just the organization, the people they're supporting.
I get to the event and I speak for like 10 minutes.
I get off stage and I'm waving at the crowd.
I'm walking backwards off the stage,
moving to the backstage area.
And then I crash into a person.
As I crash into them I see the eyes of people looking at me
and everyone's like,
oh shit, what have you done?
You know what I mean?
(audience laughs)
And I'm like, calm down.
Humans bump humans all the time.
(audience laughs)
I turn and the person I bumped into was Barack Obama.
(crowd exclaims) Right?
Yeah, but like physically, like,
when I say bump I mean like bump.
You know?
So I turn and he's like.
Ah...
(crowd laughs)
But listen to me.
His hands are up and he's like,
watch where you go.
(audience claps)
He says watch where you walk.
So I turn and I was like,
hey man, I'm walking over here.
(crowd laughs)
And you should have seen everyone's face,
they were like, oh shit!
(crowd laughs)
Because I think they thought I didn't recognize him
or I didn't know who he was.
(crowd laughs)
you can see people like,
that's the president of the United States of America!
I was like, yo, but calm down.
So I was like,
hey how are you Mr. President?
I haven't seen you in awhile.
Then he's like,
doing good.
How you been?
You good?
I'm like, yeah, I'm good.
I'm looking at his face and I didn't intend this but I'm
looking into his eyes and I'm speaking to him and in that
moment I realize he's looking really, really good.
His skin is looking fuller.
Do you know what I mean?
No, he just doesn't look as stressed as he was.
So it slipped out.
I didn't plan it at all.
I was speaking to him and he's like,
how you doing, da da da da da.
And then he says that and I was like,
you're looking cute Mr. President.
(crowd laughing hysterically)
He goes, uh, well thank you, thank you.
I was like, no, no, I meant like you look good.
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