Crystal The Monkey At LAX!

ANNOUNCER: LOTS OF HUGE
CELEBRITIES FROM EVERY DIFFERENT
RACE BUT ONLY ONE BIG MOVIE STAR
CAN RIP UP YOUR WHOLE FACE 77
OH, WOW.
I GOT ONE OF THE BIGGEST STARS
IN HOLLYWOOD THAT YOU HAVE NEVER
HEARD OF.
CRYSTAL THE MONKEY!
CRYSTAL THE MONKEY IN LINE AT
T.S.A.
ANNOUNCER: YES, SHE WAS IN "THE
HANGOVER PART TWO" WHICH WAS
AWFUL, BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE --
OH, YOUR LITTLE MUSEUM SHOW,
SHE WAS IN A LOT OF MOVIES.
ANNOUNCER: AND YET SHE'S STILL
TOTALLY DOWN TO EARTH AND
HUMBLE.
SHE GAVE YOU FIVE.
ANNOUNCER: OH, SUPER ADORBS.
AND CRYSTAL WAS TOTALLY CHILL AT
THE AIRPORT AND EVEN HUNG OUT
WITH THE T.S.A.
HARVEY: WAIT A MINUTE, THEY TAKE
THE MONKEY ON BOARD THE PLANE?
ON THE PLANE.
HARVEY: NO!
THE MONKEY'S GONE THROUGH
SECURITY ON HIS SHOULDERS.
ANNOUNCER: WOW, MONKEYS CAN
POSSIBLY BE THE GREATEST PETS OF
ALL TIME.
MONKEYS GO STRAIGHT FOR YOUR
PENIS EVERY TIME.
HARVEY: MONKEYS CAN RIP YOUR
FACE OFF.
ANNOUNCER: OK, OTHER THAN THAT,
MONKEYS ARE THE BEST!
LET'S JUST HOPE CRYSTAL DOESN'T
FALL ASLEEP ON THE PLANE THOUGH.
HARVEY: THE MONKEY HAS A
NIGHTMARE, THAT'S BAD.
MONKEYS DON'T HAVE
NIGHTMARES.
HARVEY: SURE THEY HAVE
NIGHTMARES.
MY DOGS HAVE NIGHTMARES.
BECAUSE YOU ARE THEIR OWNER.
ANNOUNCER: LOW BUT POSSIBLY
ACCURATE BLOW.
THANKS, CRYSTAL THE MONKEY
AND THE HUMAN YOU'RE SITTING ON.
CRYSTAL HOGAN.
OH, MY GOD.
I LOVE IT.
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