Exclusive - In the Mind of Idris: The Daily Show

- I've been working on a little screenplay,
I hope you don't mind,
(audience laughing)
it's actually called In the Mind of Idris
(audience laughing)
and it's based on a guy like you
and it's the story of a man named Idris,
I don't know if you relate
(audience laughing)
and he's in a coffee shop and he's standing in line,
waiting for his coffee
and he's having this internal monologue,
so I'll voice the internal monologue,
I just need you to act it for me,
- Oh!
- Just feel free and like, don't be nervous,
- Oh!
- Do your thing, - Okay.
- Just, so you're in the line,
- Just stand here?
- Yeah, just sit there, right there, right there,
just like, just the way you are,
- Okay.
- We got you, can we get a nice,
I just wanna make this look good for the reel, please.
Can we get this?
(audience laughing)
- I'm on my phone, okay.
- [Host] Okay, you're on the phone, cool, cool,
alright, what kind of phone is it?
It doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
(audience laughing)
- I'm on Tinder.
- Okay.
(audience laughing)
So I'm your voice, I will be your voice the entire time,
alright, so you stay on the phone, stay on your phone.
- Ooh!
(audience laughing)
- [Host] Oh, what do I want?
Oh, the pumpkin-spiced latte is back.
Wait a minute, did I leave the stove on?
Shit, I think I did,
(audience laughing)
damn, this barista is taking forever,
doesn't he know Luther don't wait for coffee?
(audience laughing)
Why hasn't my girl texted me back yet?
She was being weird last night,
when I mentioned Benedict Cumberbatch,
I know they used to date, but she swore that was over,
I bet they're sleeping together again.
(audience laughing)
- I know, I know, I know.
- I didn't say cut!
(audience laughing)
- Sorry. (laughs) - I didn't say cut.
(audience laughing)
- I know, it don't matter.
You just mentioned the competition.
- [Host] I know, I know they used to date,
but she swore that was over,
I bet they're sleeping together again,
I knew it, Benedict Cumberbatch, more like Benedict Arnold.
(audience laughing)
- Yeah.
- [Host] Good one, Idris, good one.
(audience laughing)
Oh man, that guy totally spilled coffee mocha
all over himself,
what an idiot, oh, I'm that guy.
- Yeah.
(audience laughing)
- I guess I'm the guy who spilled it,
oh yeah, oh wait, is that cashier checking me out?
(audience laughing)
Oh yeah, Stringer Bell's still got it.
(audience laughing)
I'll lay it on real smooth, I'll be like,
hey girl, how about I Pacific your rim?
(audience laughing)
(laughing)
(audience applauding and cheering)
(dynamic music)
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