Grandmas Guess How Sex Toys Work

(toy buzzing)
- I like the power of it.
(toy buzzing)
- You know, I could probably use that for my knee.
(toy vibrates)
Oh, man, that feels good.
(producers laughing)
I have a swollen knee.
(classical music)
- Would you like a cup?
- I would, I would, thank you.
- Cheers!
- Bottoms up.
- Cheers, ladies.
- All of us (chuckles).
It doesn't mean it's been recently (laughs).
- Yeah, right, that's true. - Yeah, it's been awhile.
- Speak for yourself, sister.
- Oh, yeah, well.
- I done been, several times.
My parents were very loving, affectionate people.
in the front of us, so.
- Well, actually,
I grew up in a very strict, Catholic family.
And then, once I hit 21,
it was like--
- [Woman] Sex and the City
- all hell broke loose, seriously.
(women laughing)
Catholic girl gone bad.
(laughing)
- Sure. - Sure.
- Oh, here we go.
- Okay.
This is scary when you say,
"Close your eyes."
Oh, I love the color.
- Oh, this is nice, (women murmuring positively)
Oh my goodness!
- I had one--
- Oh, wait a minute now!
- Wow.
(woman laughing)
- [Woman] It's used for self-stimulation.
- [Woman] Yeah.
- This, this, that goes in the front part,
and that's goes to tickle up your back.
- Well actually, no, this tickles your clit.
- I should have know to ask you first.
(loud laughter)
- You want a warm-up?
- Are you sexually active?
(deep breath)
- Are we supposed to be honest about that?
- I am
- Yes, I've been married for 33 years, so.
- Does it get boring?
- It doesn't get boring,
but sometimes it's like,
"I have to get up. Just friggin' get done."
(laughter)
(classical music)
- Ohh. (loud laughter)
- Is that glass?
- Oh my god, it's beautiful!
(producers laughing)
- I have no idea what it is.
- I think that you would
stick it in your anus and have a tail. (chuckles)
- Exactly. - Exactly.
- Exactly.
- That would hurt.
- A butt plug.
- 'Scuse me, your tail's hanging out.
(laughter)
- Oh my god, I can picture that in my head.
It's so funny. (laughing)
- It might require a little push.
I'm not sexually active,
but I still have a very high sex drive.
I'm ready to get my freak on at any moment.
(laughter)
- My husband's been passed away seven year ago
and I haven't moved on.
I just feel that I'm,
too old to start over again.
- Oh, you're never too old. - Oh no.
- Oh no, you're never too old.
When you're too old you're dead.
(classical music)
- I have one of these. Stand up.
(laughter) (whip smacking)
- Ouch!
- [Woman] Oops, sorry.
(loud laughing)
- That's all I am. It's all over.
(classical music)
- What is that?
- A bong. - Yeah.
(chuckling)
- Where's the FBI when you need 'em?
- Oh shit! Oh, sorry.
(loud laughter) - [Woman] Ohh.
- [Woman] I know what it is now.
- It's a sucking machine.
- Oh my gosh.
- This part here suck, yeah, that's pulling on something.
- Yeah.
- So if you put it on something it will attach to,
then the man would, male would, be able to come
and satisfy himself without a partner.
- So it's your personal girlfriend.
- Yes, yes, it's your personal girlfriend.
- Or boyfriend. Whatever you want.
- Well, that's true. Yes.
- Stick your finger in it.
- You know it almost feels like
the inside of your, you know, vagina
- That's what it's supposed to feel like.
- Vajayjay. - Yep.
- Because that's what it's supposed to be like.
- Ohh.
- Oh yeah. (producer laughs)
That's weird. (producer laughing)
It's like rubber. (makes sucking sound)
(producers laughing loudly)
(women laughing loudly) (foot stomping)
- Yes. - Yes.
- Yes.
(laughter)
- No!
- [Producer] Do you know what that is called sexually?
- It looks like a vegetable peeler.
- Oh that goes down.
- Oh, oh, good.
- Oh, look at that.
- Wow. (buzzing sound)
- I think that's one of those things
you put in your vajayjay.
- Mmm-hmm. It's a vibrator. (laughter)
- [Woman] Oh my gosh!
- And that's what, that's how you pull it out--
- It looks like a little animal.
- Like that. - I know.
- So it goes in there--
- No, this part wouldn't go in.
This part would probably-- - Yeah, that one.
- fit around your clitoris.
(toy buzzing) Cause that, you know.
- I think it goes that way. - Right. Yeah.
- Well, it's got me fooled, but.
- Noise. Wow. (toy buzzing in bowl)
(chuckling)
- It's alive!
- How much is that?
- Yeah, how much is that one?
- [Producer] (laughing) $59.95.
- I'm there.
Would I purchase it?
- [Women] Yes! Yes. Yes. Yes. (laughter)
[Women in Unison] Yes. (hearty laughter)
- I was brought up to believe you can have sex
until the day you die.
- Yes. - That's true.
- Yes.
- I'm gonna be here til I'm 104,
and I'll be bonin' somebody even then.
(laughter)
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(whip thwack)
(classical music)
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