Hillary Clinton Addresses Trump White House Email Scandal

-Here´s what people are talking about.
I saw that President Trump is here in New York
for a fundraising dinner at the upscale restaurant Le Cirque.
-Man: Oh, no!
-Oh, yes, he´s here.
[ Laughter ]
But the big story is that for the third straight time,
Senate Republicans failed to repeal Obamacare
because they didn´t have the votes.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Trump was like, "Well, neither did I, and I still won.
So I don´t know what the problem is."
-Steve: Oh, no! Ohh!
-Oh, no!
Actually, when he heard the GOP healthcare bill failed again,
Trump said, "You´re not going to believe it,
but I think I have to take a knee for this.
Are you kidding me? Why can´t I pass this bill?
Why can´t I pass this thing? You´ve got to be kidding me."
And today Trump said he´s not preoccupied
by his feud with the NFL, adding, "All I do is work."
[ Laughter ]
Which would have been great
if he hadn´t said that from a Brookstone massage chair.
He´s like, "A-A-All I d-o-o-o is w-o-o-ork."
[ Applause ]
And another scandal here just came out
that at least six White House advisers
used private e-mail addresses for official work,
including Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner,
Steve Bannon, and Reince Priebus.
So with all this talk about private e-mail accounts,
we actually have Hillary Clinton on the phone right now.
Madam Secretary, are you there?
-Hi, Jimmy! Thanks for having me!
[ Laughter ]
-Thanks for taking the time to talk.
Now, what do you have to say about all these Trump officials
using private e-mail accounts?
-[ Laughs ] Oh, it´s all good.
It´s all good! I´m fine!
We´re having good! We´re having fine!
[ Laughter ]
-Are -- Are you sure?
I mean, several people in the Trump administration
did the same thing
that they spent a year criticizing you for.
Do you have a response to that?
-[ Laughs ]
I do have a response to that.
And listen closely.
[ Cork pops, liquid pours ]
-Mrs. Clinton, are you still there?
-[ Slurping ]
♫ Now watch me sip, that chardonnay-nay ♫
♫ Now watch me sip, sip, that chardonnay-nay ♫
-Hillary Clinton, everyone. Thank you.
Thank you, Mrs. Clinton.
A sip of chardonnay-nay.
I saw that while discussing Puerto Rico,
Trump said the Atlantic is a very big ocean.
[ Laughter ]
Trump always sounds like
he forgot about a class presentation
and is just up there winging it, you know?
He´s like, "The Atlantic is a very big ocean.
A lot of people didn´t know how big it was.
It´s very big.
It´s one of top five big oceans out there.
It´s very wet."
[ Laughter ]
I saw that Hostess is releasing
a new dessert called the White Fudge Ding Dong.
[ Laughter ]
Take a look at this new ad that they just put out for them.
-The Hostess White Fudge Ding Dong
is already taking America by storm!
We´ve got White Ding Dongs in grocery stores!
We´ve got White Ding Dongs in vending machines!
We´ve even got a white ding dong in office!
White Fudge Ding Dongs.
Ain´t nothing wrong with a couple White Ding Dongs.
-Ain´t nothing wrong with a couple of White Ding Dongs.
[ Applause ]
-Ding dong!
-[ Laughs ] Oh, this made me laugh.
The other day, a man in Canada --
Gosh, we love Canada.
[ Scattered cheers ]
Yeah, there´s always --
We allow four to five Canadians to every show.
Oh, no! Yeah, no. Yes, we do. We love Canada.
Well, a man in Canada found three bears in his backyard,
and he had the most Canadian reaction
you could possibly have.
Take a listen to this.
-I need you guys to go, okay?
I need you to go.
Thank you.
[ Laughter ]
-[ Laughs ] Isn´t that great?
Meanwhile the bears are like, "Yeah, sorry about it.
Sorry. Sorry. You don´t have to yell.
You don´t have to yell. Sorry."
And finally, you guys, a new study said
that a lack of sleep can actually make you happier.
When they heard that, new moms were like,
"You want to say that to my face?"
We have a great show tonight. Give it up for The Roots!
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