I'm a ninja now!
Hey you! Who Me? Yeah you. Mom? still getting beat up at school? Yeah.. still can't defend yourself?
Well, then how to be gangster 2.0. There's a DVD for you!
Oh, I caught it!
This DVD comes with your two very own personal trainers. Yo yo yo, what's up?
My name is R-Dissolve For Sweeten My Nozzle Off The Hot Dog Dragon, Wait, what am I saying?
Oh... I see why.
There's autocorrect put on, let me try this again. This DVD comes with your two very own personal trainers.
Yo, yo yo what's up?
My name is art dizzle for shizzle my nizzle off the his Oh drizzle yo yo yo, what's up?
My name is might can eat these nuts on my face show boots Mickey what am I saying? I?
Really don't know
Lesson 1 in order to be a real G
You gotta sound like one you got to use the right slang say things with swag use the right hand motions or also real gangsters
Are gonna suspect that you might not really be one and if that doesn't work like I always say worse comes to worse
Oh, you got to his curse
Homie and his girl came up to me with that mess talking about yeah, I seen it
But it wasn't better than the book come on now. You know he caught them hands. Yeah, you seen it nah
Yo, you know with some my brothers from other mothers?
Play it player haters. What's up, not much fam. Just out here hustling hitting that paper. You know, I'm saying
24/7 on them forties gang gang playing playing
bras
What bro was good with you wait, what do you what do you mean man? Y'all acting real suspicious
Worse comes to worse all you gotta do is curse
Fake trick to wannabe gangsta
He's got a point shame is made of plastic
Men sure lesson to every gangster knows that you gotta have a cool quick handshake all your homies
Damnit
Lesson three every gangster has to know how to pose you gotta be able to stand cool with your homies the lay back
the cholo the kickstand the homies the best homies the basic best homies
The I feel blessed the I feel breast
the basic gun
The gangster gun the other side of the gangster garden the basic retreat the basic cup the basic pull and the basic cup
hole on a retreat
Lesson for a true gangster always breaks the law they don't abide by the rules they do the opposite
How's this one breaking the law Oh cuz I'm reading in the dark see is that a physics textbook, yep Newton's law of gravity
Lesson five every gangster knows how to rap and if you're real g you can freestyle rap off the top of your head
Freestyle down line
Hide your kids and hide your wives Stephen King who rope an ey
Alright here we go d yo
They call me rdz you don't want a piece that isn't because I'll take you out like Chinese boy and watch you take a pistol
Taxi ready boy cuz I'm coming autos lips with one of my hands through your hairy leg. Let me be your babe. Oh
Chill you know relax. Do you even know what you just said?
My hands to your hairy legs let me be let
Me be your be a Big Brother Big Brother is what I was gonna say yeah
Yeah, yeah because we don't curse nope mm-hmm not in here
Need a bunch of your you follow all these lessons you should look a little something like this
Hey
They even ready for this
Tell em what time it is to shout our own names out hard easy Mike epidemic sound calm
Been in the game even nothing, but stealing since I was a 10 you get started with NAFTA
But then I went after the napkins and packets of sweet and no shower mephala like that
Yeah, the Wallace affair already's man screaming like Ong dam there phone or even better got a wife. That's
Pretty brave yo
I must say no make you never use your laptop as a table fucking to your Facebook even though you didn't go on what the
Newest episode of games on chase no lame-o never put it all with a butterfly Plato shouldn't eat it
But it in the whole life JLo's with the person who's bigger J. I've a doubt runs that arise which other guy
Techno monopolist his driveway
Oh
You're a bunch of bees
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