Kim Jong-un Calls Trump a Dotard, This Week in Words

-Here´s what people are talking about.
You guys, today is the first day of fall.
[ Cheers ]
It´s that special time of year when neighbors
take turns blowing leaves into each other´s property.
It´s beautiful.
I do love it, though.
It´s so nice seeing the leaves change from deep greens
to presidential orange. It´s just really nice.
[ Laughter ]
Lets get to some news here.
Last night Kim Jong-un released a rare statement
attacking President Trump and referred to him as a dotard.
Then Trump said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones
but words I don´t know will never hurt me.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Dotard, what does that mean?"
That´s right, in response to Trump´s U.N. speech,
Kim Jong-un gave an address where he called
Trump a mentally deranged dotard.
The comments had everybody looking the word up
on the Internet. here´s the definition.
Dotard -- someone in a state of senile decay
marked by decline of mental poise and alertness.
Well, whether he knows the word or not,
Trump seems like he is trying to make the best
of the situation.
Check out this ad he just released.
-My fellow dotards, now is your chance to own
my signature line of dotard products,
like this beautiful "Make Dotards Great Again" hat,
This stunning, "World´s Biggest Dotard,"
or woo the ladies with my seductive cologne, "L´dotard."
Available where fine dotard products are sold.
I´m Dotard Trump and I approve this message.
-Wow. -He´s really embracing it.
-Wow. He´s really embracing that.
-That´s the way to do it.
And this is big, today John McCain says he will not
support the Republican Health Care Bill,
even though it was written by best friend in the Senate,
Lindsey Graham. Yeah.
You can tell Graham feels betrayed, because tonight,
he released his own cover of "Look What You Made Me Do."
Yeah. It´s...
[ Applause ]
I saw that this morning First Lady Melania Trump
planted vegetables in the White House garden.
She started digging at around 11:00
and by 12:00 she was able tunnel out of the White House.
[ Laughter and applause ]
I saw that this week, a truck carrying
40,000 pounds of vodka overturned in North Carolina.
[ Cheers ]
The driver is fine. He said he´s shaken, but not stirred.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Guys, it´s the end of another crazy week, and since there´s
too much to talk about, instead of giving you
a full week in review, we decided to put together
a little montage that just focuses on
the key words used this week.
It´s something we call "This Week In Words."
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Trump´s. Foreign policy. -Is kind of. A mess.
-After. Taking on. -The world.
-In his. First address. -And now he´s--
-Calling out. Some countries. -Using. Nicknames. As well.
-And some in fact, are going to hel--
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. -Escalating rhetoric.
-Provocative. -Extreme.
-Rocket man. -♫ Rocket man ♫
-The reckless regime.
-Iran. Is corrupt. Venezuela is. Cruel.
-Authoritarian. -Authoritarian.
-Authoritadrian rule.
-Toys "R" Is. -Filed for bankruptcy.
-Premiering this Sunday. -"Star Trek: Discovery."
-Mueller. -Manafort.
-The Russian question. -Russia used Facebook
in the 2016 election.
-Nambia, Nambia. -Doing pretty well.
-That´s not a place in Africa, or anywhere else.
[ Ding ] -Learning about--
-Countries -That you. Can´t pronounce.
-That´s what the Unated Nations is all about.
-We have a great show tonight. Give it up for The Roots.
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