More Accurate Headlines: Melania Can't Find I'm with Stupid Hat

-Recently the media has become inundated
with headlines that distort the news or even worse,
misrepresent it altogether.
And whether you call it "fake news" or "click bait,"
it´s dangerous.
We believe the news should be reported
as accurately as possible, so we´ve taken the liberty
of rounding up a few recent headlines
and rewriting them for you in a segment we call
"More Accurate Headlines."
♫♫
[ Applause ]
It was reported recently that after learning a special counsel
had been appointed to investigate his ties to Russia,
Donald Trump berated Attorney General Jeff Sessions
in a meeting.
Here´s the "New York Times" headline about it...
And here´s the more accurate headline...
[ Laughter and applause ]
There you go, more accurate headline.
Not that hard. [ Applause ]
Donald and Melania Trump
visited Texas in the wake of Hurricane Harvey,
and the First Lady´s outfit got a lot of attention.
Here´s one headline about it...
Here´s a more accurate headline...
[ Laughter and applause ]
Again, just be accurate. Not that hard to get it right.
A member of the royal family hit a big milestone recently.
Here´s one headline about it...
And here´s a more accurate headline...
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Aristocratic voice ] "No, you take a nap.
And you! Everyone take naps!" [ Laughter ]
"I shall be awake..." [ Laughter ]
"...watching you."
[ Laughter ]
[ Normal voice ] Next -- that´s how he talks.
[ Laughter ] Next up is a story
from right here in New York City...
-Oh!
-Here´s a more accurate headline...
[ Laughter, cheers and applause ]
President Trump spent this past weekend tweeting his disapproval
for football players who kneel during the National Anthem.
Here´s one headline about it...
Here´s a more accurate headline...
[ Laughter, cheers and applause ]
The "New York Daily News"
ran a pretty shocking headline recently...
...one waiter reported. Here´s another way...
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Here´s a headline you don´t see every day...
-[ Groaning ]
-Here´s a more accurate headline...
[ Laughter, cheers and applause ]
"Take me to Saks."
[ Laughter ]
And finally, here´s a cool science story... [ Laughs ]
Here´s a more accurate version...
This has been "More Accurate Headlines."
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More Accurate Headlines: Melania Can't Find I'm with Stupid Hat

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