SHOW," "THE LEAGUE," AND "OH, HELLO" ON BROADWAY.
HIS NEW NETFLIX CARTOON SERIES IS CALLED "BIG MOUTH."
PLEASE WELCOME NICK KROLL!
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
WOW.
>> I GOTTA SAY, I LIKES YOUR OUTFIT BEFORE WITH THE
PAINT-SPLATTERED SWEATS AND THE BACKWARDS HAT BUT YOU LOOK LIKE
THE VICEROY OF INDIA.
>> THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
>> Stephen: NOT EVERYBODY CAN ROCK THE DOUBLE BREAST, MAN.
>> YOU KNOW, AND I'M KEEPING IT BUTTONED, AND WE'LL SEE HOW THAT
FEELS.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU.
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE EMMYS.
YOU WERE AT THE AFTER-PARTY.
>> I WAS, INDEED.
WONDERFUL JOB AT THE EMMYS.
GREAT JOB.
>> Stephen: GOT TO BE NAKED AND EVERYTHING.
>> YEAH, IT MUST HAVE FELT GREAT.
>> Stephen: YOU LIVE IN L.A., RIERT?
>> I DO.
>> Stephen: YOU SEE FAMOUS PEOPLE ALL TIME.
>> ALL THE TIME.
>> Stephen: YOU GUYS ARE LIKE THE WALL GREENS-- "THERE'S TOM
HAIFNGS, JIMMY STEWART, AND BEYONCE.
>> TOM HANKS GETTING VALTREX.
>> Stephen: YOU SAY, "THERE'S A FAMOUS PERSON.
I WANT TO MEET THEM," EVEN THOUGH I'M FAMOUS.
>> THE MOST EXCITING PEOPLE I MET AT YOUR PARTY, YOUR
AFTER-PARTY, WAS YOUR CHILDREN.
I GOT TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR KIDS BUT I WAS KIND OF DRUNK.
AND I WAS LIKE, IS THIS WRONG TO BE DRUNK IN FRONT OF STEPHEN'S
CHILDREN?
>> Stephen: NO, NO, NO.
ANYTHING GOES.
ANYTHING GOES AT THE EMMY AFTER-PARTY.
>> AND I MIGHT HAVE TRIED TO SELL THEM COKE.
AND I APOLOGIZE ABOUT THAT.
>> Stephen: HAS TO HAPPEN SOMETIME.
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: I RATHER IT COMES FROM A FRIEND.
>> THANK YOU!
>> Stephen: THANK YOU!
>> IT'S THE GOOD STUFF.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
>> OH, MY GOD.
IT WAS MY PLEASURE.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A GOOD MAN!
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
>> AND CAN I TELL YOU-- THEY DID IT LIKE PRO S.
>> Stephen: GOOD, GOOD.
THEIR MOM WOULD BE SO HAPPY.
SO HAPPY TO HEAR THIS ON NATIONAL TV.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: WELL, OKAY, YOUR NEW SHOW IS CALLED "BIG MOUTH."
>> YES.
>> Stephen: I'VE GOT A PHOTO HERE THAT I THINK IS PART OF THE
INSPIRATION.
YOU CAN TELL ME WHERE THE IDEA OF THE SHOW CAME, AND THEN I
WILL SHOW THE PEOPLE THE PHOTO.
>> THE SHOW IS BASED ON ME AND MY BEST FRIEND SINCE CHILDHOOD,
ANDREW GOLDBERG.
HE ENDED UP BEING A WRITER AND PRODUCER FOR "FAMILY GUY."
AND I WAS ON THE HIT SHOW "CAVE MEN."
>> Stephen: WERE YOU ONE OF THE CAVE MEN?
>> I WAS ONE OF THE CAVE MEN.
>> Stephen: I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE ONE OF THE CAVE MEN?
>> NOT ON THE TV COMMERCIAL PEOPLE LIKES.
ON THE TV SHOW PEOPLE HATED.
BUT -- >> Stephen: WOW!
>> YES, BUT HE AND I CREATED CRE THIS SHOW TOGETHER WITH OUR
FRIENDS MARK LEVIN AND JEN FLAKETT.
>> Stephen: HOW OLD ARE YOU IN THIS PHOTO?
>> 13 YEARS OLD.
IF PEOPLE CAN GET A CLOSE-UP ON THAT.
THERE WE ARE.
>> Stephen: THIS IS YOU.
>> THAT IS ME.
I'M WEARING THE LITERALLY, EXACT SAME SUIT.
I AM WEARING ANOTHER DOUBLE-BREASTED GOLD SUIT.
AND SO ANDREW, WE WERE BEST FRIENDS.
WE REALLY FORMED EACH OTHERS' SENSIBILITIES.
BUT ANDREW GOT RAVAGED BY PUBERTY.
>> Stephen: IT HIT HIM FIRST?
>> IT HIT HIM HARD AND YOUNG.
I'M GOG SAY THIS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION BECAUSE IT'S ON THE
SHOW SO I APOLOGIZE.
ANDREW, I LOVE YOU.
BUT ANDREW, DURING A SLOW DANCE WITH A GIRL AT A BAR MITZVAH MAY
HAVE... UH-- EJACULATED IN HIS PANTSZ.
>> Stephen: NOW, IS THIS A STORY THAT HE TELLS PUBLICLY?
( LAUGH ).
>> NOT ANYMORE!
( LAUGHTER ) NO, IT'S-- IT'S-- BUT IT'S ON
THE SHOW.
>> Stephen: REALLY, WOW?
>> IT'S IN THE SHOW.
SO I FEEL LIKE IT'S FAIR TO SAY.
AND HE'S NOW MARRIED TO A WONDERFUL WOMAN, HAS TWO GREAT
KIDS, SO I THINK IT ALL WORKED OUT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S IN THE SHOW?
>> YES, IT'S IN THE SHOW.
>> Stephen: IT'S A CARTOON, OBVIOUSLY GEE, YES.
>> Stephen: IS THIS A CARTOON PARENTS SHOULD SIT DOWN AND
WATCH WITH THEIR CHILDREN?
>> STEPHEN, I'M GOING TO LEAVE THAT UP TO EACH INDIVIDUAL
PARENTS.
I THINK IT'S VERY-- VERY DIRTY, BUT I ALSO --
>> Stephen: AND HONEST.
>> AND HONEST.
-- & IT'S TALKING ABOUT THE STUFF THAT IS REALLY HARD TO
TALK ABOUT.
AND I THINK A LOT OF THAT FOR ME IS PUBERTY IS A REALLY SCARY
THING, AND I THINK MOST PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THEY'RE GOING THROUGH
IT ALONE.
BUT THE TRUTH, IS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US GOES THROUGH PUBERTY,
AND GOES THROUGH THIS RANGE OF CRAZY EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS.
YOUR BODY IS CHANGING.
WE TRIED TO MAKE I SHOW THAT REFLECTS THAT.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE SEX ED VIDEO I WISH I HAD GOTTEN TO
SEE.
BUT, ALSO, LIKE, FILTHY.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: SPEAK OF THAT, WE HAVE-- A WE HAVE A CLIP HERE.
AND THIS IS ONE I'M GOING TO TELL YOU IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE.
CBS TOLD US THAT THE CLIP WAS TOO VULGAR TO SHOW.
SO WE HEAVILY EDITED THE CLIP.
WE, LIKE, BLEEPPED AND BLURRED AND EVERYTHING.
AND THEY SAID, "NO, NO, THAT'S STILL TOO DIRT TOW SHOW."
BUT WE'RE GOING TO SHOW IT ANYWAY.
SET THIS UP FOR US.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> THIS IS OUR FRIEND-- WE WERE TALKING ABOUT OUR FRIEND JESSI,
WHO IS JOYCED BY THE I HAD CLAIRS JESSI KLEIN, WHO JUST
THAT DAY HAS BECOME A WOMAN.
>> Stephen: AGAIN, ALL YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS ALL WE COULD
SHOW YOU.
>> SO, DID YOU KNOW THAT (BLEEP (BLEEP)?
>> IT'S REALLY, HONESTLY CRAZY.
I MEAN WHAT, WOULD YOU DO IF (BLEEP) ONCE A MONTH JUDGE OH,
MY.
I DON'T KNOW.
WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD?
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
>> ONE TIME I ATE A BUNCH OF ROASTED BEATS AND THEN WHEN I
(BLEEP) AND I THOUGHT (BLEEP) AND I WAS LIKE OH, NO.
>> RIGHT.
>> AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "OH, YEAH.
I ATE BEATS.
SO..."
>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE SAME.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SO, DO YOUR BEST.
( APPLAUSE ) IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: THAT'S STILL PRETTY DAMN GOOD, EVEN WITHOUT
KNOWING ANYTHING.
>> IT'S SO MUCH BETTER AND WORSE THAN WHAT YOU BLURRED OUT.
>> Stephen: NOW, YOU'RE ALSO TRYING TO GET OTHER CELEBRITIES
TO POST AWKWARD PUBERTY PICTURES OF THEMSELVES.
>> YEAH.
I THINK IT'S SUCH A-- AGAIN, THAT TIME IS SO AWKWARD, WIENG
WE NEED TO-- THERE'S CATHARSIS IN SHOWING WHO WE WERE AND WHAT
WE BECAME AND I WOULD LOVE TO ENCOURAGE CELEBRITIES -- IF YOU,
STEPHEN, HAD PHOTOS OF YOURSELF AT THAT AGE.
>> Stephen: I CAN JUMP IN ON THAT?
>> YES, I CAN'T WAIT.
>> Stephen: THIS IS ME AT THAT AGE.
>> OH!
OH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LOOK HOW THICK THAT KNOT IS!
>> Stephen: WELL, I CAN TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS
KNOT IS I JUST CAME FROM THE GYM, WHICH IS WHY MY HAIR WAS
WET AND I FORGOT IT WAS PHOTO DAY.
AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER A 60-YEAR-OLD LARGE MAN, GAVE ME
HIS JACKET AND HIS TIE.
THAT'S WHY THE KNOT IS THE SIZE OF MY FACE.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> IT'S GREAT!
>> Stephen: I'M GOING TO TWEET THIS OUT.
I'LL START THIS WITH THE HASHTAG-- #PUBERME.
AND I ENCOURAGE ALL OTHER CELEBRITIES.
>> I'M SHOUTING YOU OUT, THE ROCK!
I'M SHOUTING YOU UP ON THE THE HILLARY CLINTON.
>> Stephen: LET'S MAKE THIS INTERESTING, OKAY.
LET'S MAKE THIS INTERESTING.
I HAVE AN ICE CREAM FUND, A CHARITABLE FUND.
THE AMECICONE ICE CREAM.
FOR EVERY CELEBRITY THAT PUTS UP A PUBERTY PICTURE OF WHEN
THEY'RE 13 AND PUT UP #PUBERME-- AND I'LL DECIDE WHAT A CELEBRITY
IS, THANK YOU.
( LAUGHTER ) I'LL GIVE A DONATION FROM THE
AMERICONE ICE CREAM FUN AND IT DEPENDS HOW MANY PEOPLE DOLL IT
BECAUSE I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH MONEY IN THE FUND.
>> AND I WILL MATCH THAT.
>> Stephen: AND TO PUERTO RICO HURRICANE RELIEF.
>> THAT'S EXACTLY IT.
PERFECT, DONE.
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THERE IS.
WE WILL DO OUR BEST.
"BIG MOUTH" IS THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX, EVERYBODY.
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