MY NEXT GUEST IS THE EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND STAR
OF "ORPHAN BLACK."
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW TATIANA MASLANY.
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
NICE TO SEE YOU.
COME ON UP.
>> I'M A LADY.
>> Stephen: VERY POISED.
EXACTLY.
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> YEAH, NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.
>> Stephen: NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK FOR THE THIRD TIME ON THE
SHOW.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: OBVIOUSLY GREAT PERFORMANCE ON "ORPHAN BLACK."
I'M NOT SURE WHEN IS THE REAL TATIANA MASLANY.
I HOPE WE HAVE THE REAL ONE HERE.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: I DIDN'T GET TO SAY HI TO THE AT THE EMMYS ON
SUNDAY NIGHT.
>> I WAS YELLING AT YOU FROM THE AUDIENCE.
I WAS LIKE, "STEPHEN!" >> Stephen: I SAW YOU UP ON
STAGE PRESENTING WITH JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN.
YOU LOOKED LOVELY.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE NOT ELIGIBLE THIS YEAR BECAUSE
"ORPHAN BLACK" WAS NOT ELIGIBLE THIS YEAR.
YOU WON LAST YEAR.
>> I HAD TO PEE LESS CONSTANTLY.
>I WAS MORE CHILL.
>> Stephen: LAST YEAR YOU WERE SO NERVOUS ABOUT YOUR CATEGORY
COMING UP-- >> YEAH, IT'S TERRIFYING.
>> Stephen:Y FIND THE EMMYS SUPER FUN IF YOU WIN AND IF YOU
DON'T, "THIS IS STUPID.
WE DON'T DO THIS FOR THE AWARDS.
OF THE.
>> NO, NO, IT'S ABOUT THE ARTS.
>> Stephen: "IT'S IMPORTANT WE GET TOGETHER AND CELEBRATE EACH
OTHER EVERY SO OFTEN."
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: YOU AND-- IS IT YOUR BOYFRIEND?
>> TOM CULLEN.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A TRADITION TOGETHER.
YOU AND TOM CULLEN, ACTOR TOM CULLEN.
>> ME AND ACTOR TOM CULLEN.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A TRADITION AT THE EMMYS.
THIS IS LAST YEAR?
>> YUP.
>> Stephen: AND THIS IS THIS YEAR.
>> YUP.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S WITH THE PRETZELS?
>> BECAUSE THERE'S NO FOOD.
>> Stephen: THAT'S TRUE.
>> IT'S THE WORST SITUATION.
YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR FIVE HOURS.
I THINK THEY DO IT TO KEEP YOU DESPERATE AND EMOTIONAL AND FRA
FILE JOOIL SO THE SPEECHES MEAN SOMETHING.
>> Stephen: AND YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING FOR DAYS.
>> YES, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO FIT INTO THE DRESS.
THIS YEAR WESPLIT A BOTTLE OF WATER.
>> Stephen: OH, WOW, YOU WENT ALL OUT.
>> OH, IT WAS A BIG DEAL, YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH ME, WHICH EXCITES
ME WHEN I FIND OUT SOMEBODY IS A FAN OF THIS THE WAY I AM, IS
THAT YOU LOVE THE MUSICAL "JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR."
>> MASSIVELY.
>> Stephen: THERE ARE "JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR" FANS OUT THERE
TONIGHT.
JUST THE 12 APOSTLES.
THAT'S IT.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE?
I AM SO OBSESSED WITH THAT MUSICAL, YOU COULD NAME
ANYTHING-- I THINK YOU COULD NAME ANYTHING ANYSONG IN THAT
AND I COULD DROP A SONG.
>> ANYTHING JUDAS SINGS.
>> Stephen: OF ♪ IT SEEMS TO ME A STRANGE THING
♪ MYSTIFYING THAT A MAN LIKE YOU.
>> ♪ COULD WASTE THEIR TIME.
I LOVE "HEAVEN ON THEIR MINDS."
>> Stephen: WE KNOW "HEAVEN ON THEIR MINDS."
>> LET'S DO IT.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> OH!
THIS IS GOOD.
♪ MY MIND IS CLEARER NOW AT LAST, I'LL DO WELL
♪ I CAN SEE WHERE WE ALL SOON WILL BE
♪ IF YOU STRIP AWAY THE MYTH
FROM THE THE MAN ♪ YOU WILL SEE WHERE WE ARE
SOON WILL BE ♪ JESUS ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THAT IS A DREAM COME TRUE,
SIR!
>> Stephen: AND YOU SANG IT ON BROADWAY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> WOW.
>> Stephen: OH, SO GOOD.
>> I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW.
>> Stephen: SO GOOD, SO GOOD.
I CAN DIE HAPPY.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE PLAY JESUS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A FEMALE JESUS IN "JESUS CHRIST
SUPERSTAR."
WHY THEY CAN DO "GHOSTBUSTERS" AND "OCEANS 8."
YOU HAVE A NEW MOVIE CALLED "STRONGER."
IT'S ABOUT THE BOSTON MARATHON BOMBING, AND THE RESPONSE OF
PEOPLE IN BOSTON AFTERWARDS, AND SPECIFICALLY THE STORY OF TWO
PEOPLE.
TELL ME WHO THE MOVIE IS ABOUT.
>> IT'S ABOUT JEFF BAUMAN AND ERIN HURLEY, AND JEFF WAS AT THE
FINISH LINE WAITING FOR ERIN, WHO IS HIS ON AGAIN/OFF AGAIN
GIRLFRIEND, TO FINISH THE MARATHON, AND HE HAPPENED TO BE
THERE, YOU KNOW, KIND OF IN-- IN THE UNFORTUNATE POSITION OF
BEING WHERE THE BOMB WAS AND HE LOST BOTH OF HIS LEGS.
>> Stephen: THERE'S A FAMOUS PARAGRAPH OF HIM BEING ROLLED
OFF IN A WHEELCHAIR, JUST ABSOLUTELY ARBEN.
>> YEAH, SO THIS MOVIE STARTS JUST BEFORE THAT, BUT REALLY
IT'S ABOUT HOW THESE PEOPLE, LIKE, MOVE ON FROM IT, AND HOW
THEIR RELATIONSHIP SURVIVES, AND HOW DOES LOVE HEAL.
AND IT'S A REALLY HOPEFUL FILM AND HAS HUMOR IN IT, TOO, WHICH
IS-- DAVID GORDON GREEN DIRECTED IT, SO YOU CAN'T NOT HAVE HUMOR
IN IT.
>> Stephen: YOUR CHARACTER, ERIN, SHE'S A RUNNER.
ARE YOU A RUNNER?
>> I... USED TO HAVE... ASTHMA ATTACKS IF I WOULD, LIKE, RUN
DOWN TO THE, LIKE, CORNER STORE.
>> Stephen: BUT YOU'RE A MARATHON RUNNER.
>> I STARTED READING ABOUT MARATHONS.
>> Stephen: OH, I LOVE READING ABOUT EXERCISE.
>> YEAH.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: IT'S MY FAVORITE-- I READ ABOUT MY GYM EVERY DAY.
>> YUP.
IT REALLY HELPS.
>> Stephen: UH-HUH.
>> I FEEL LIKE I WAS READY TO DO IT THEN, AND I DID.
>> Stephen: NOW, WHAT ARE WE SEEING IN THIS CLIP RIGHT HERE?
>> SO THIS CLIP IS JEFF AND ERIN SEEING EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST
TIME AFTER A WHILE OF BEING OFF, OF NOT HAVING SEEN EACH OTHER,
KIND OF BEING-- AND THEY'RE IN A BAR.
>> Stephen: IS THIS BEFORE OR AFTER?
>> THIS IS BEFORE THE MARATHON, SO ERIN IS RAISING FUNDS FOR HER
RUN IN THE MARATHON.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: JIM.
>> SO WHAT ARE YOU TWO AMESBURY LADIES SLUMMING IT HERE FOR
ANYWAY?
>> I'M COLLECT DOGINATIONS FOR THE MARATHON.
>> NO (BLEEP).
>> YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT!
>> YUP.
>> YOU'VE GOT A JAR.
PICTURES OF YOURSELF.
THAT'S SO GREAT.
SO YOU SHOW PEOPLE PICTURES OF YOURSELF AND YOU ASK FOR MONEY.
>> YES IT USUALLY WORKS.
>> THAT'S A SMART IDEA.
FEELS LIKE YOU'RE SELF-PROMOTING.
>> I AM.
IT'S LITERALLY WHAT I'M DOING.
>> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IF YOU PASS THIS AROUND, IT'S GOING TO
BE LIKE-- YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT.
YOU NEED MY HELP.
>> Stephen: THAT, OF COURSE, JAKE GYLLENHAAL.
THE LOVELY AND TALENTED JAKE GYLLENHAAL.
>> YEAH, AMAZING.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: NOW, TOMORROW IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
>> TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.
>> Stephen: TODAY IS YOURING ABOUT THE CONGRATULATIONS
( APPLAUSE ).
>> I MADE IT.
>> Stephen: NOW, YOU'RE CANADIAN.
YOU GUYS CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS IN CANADA, RIGHT?
>> YES, IT'S A VERY SPECIAL TRADITION IN CANADA TO CELEBRATE
BIRTHDAYS.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU HERE.
>> HEY!
THAT'S SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A SALTED PRETZEL FOR YOU.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: AND A CUP OF WATER.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH!
>> Stephen: "STRONGER" OPENS IN THEATERS TODAY.
TATIANA MASLANY, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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