Trump Calls for a Boycott of the NFL, Jared Kushner's Private Email Server

-Let´s get to the news.
North Korea said today that,
since President Trump has declared war on the country,
it has the right to shoot down United States strategic bombers,
even when they are not inside their airspace border.
"Oh, no, you don´t!" said Trump
to a black athlete kneeling.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Pri...orities.
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President Trump yesterday called for a boycott of the NFL
if players refused to stand for the national anthem.
Dude, you´re going after the NFL?
That´s the most conservative league in sports.
The owners -- their owners
donated millions to your campaign.
That´d be like trying to fire your attorney general,
even though he´s the most conservative guy in the world,
who was your first supporter in the Senate --
And, oh, my God, you did that, too.
[ Laughter and applause ] Donald, why?
Why do you antagonize everybody who loves you?
You are not good at this.
[ Light laughter ]
After condemning NFL players for kneeling
during the national anthem this weekend,
President Trump today tweeted his support for NASCAR.
Said Trump, "Oh, yeah, I´m really into racing.
I guess you could say I´m quite a racist."
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
"I love it.
I really love it."
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Melania Trump this weekend
took her first solo trip abroad as First Lady,
and everything was going great
until Secret Service found her and brought her back.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
"No. Me? I´m Lemania Prump."
[ Laughter ]
German Chancellor Angela Merkel yesterday
won her fourth term in an election,
and here´s a picture of her celebrating.
[ Laughter and applause ]
According to Politico,
President Trump´s son-in-law and senior advisor Jared Kushner
used a private e-mail account
to correspond with other administration officials.
In his defense, it´s always the same message.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
Those things are expensive. They´re expensive to replace.
[ Light laughter ]
New research shows that New York City
is the most popular city in America to have a threesome.
When asked why -- -[ Cheers ]
-I think anyone who cheered has not had one.
[ Laughter and applause ]
I think if you cheered that news...twosomes and lower.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes.
[ Applause continues ]
New research shows that New York City
is the most popular city in America to have a threesome.
When asked why, respondents said,
"We can only afford a one-bedroom."
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Martin Scorsese has partnered
with the organization MasterClass
to teach an online course.
Even weirder, it´s a course on eyebrow threading.
[ Laughter ]
That´s right --
Martin Scorsese will be teaching an online class on filmmaking,
Michael Bay.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
And finally, today was National Comic Book Day,
so congratulations to the guy with the most issues.
[ Laughter ]
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