President Trump gave his big speech
at the U.N. General Assembly today,
and at one point he threatened to totally destroy North Korea.
Yeah, he said he has a --
He says he has a good plan to do it, too.
He´s going to run for president of North Korea.
So that´s gonna be -- -Wow.
-He´s already got the hats made.
He´s got the hats made and everything.
Trump´s speech actually got off to a nice start, though.
He began by welcoming all the world leaders to New York City.
And when he was finished with his speech,
he said, "Now go home."
And you go, "What? That´s --"
Okay.
Some people are saying Trump´s speech was pretty divisive.
In fact, check out the official next to him
when Trump sits down. Watch this video.
Watch this. Yeah.
-On behalf of the General Assembly...
-Yeah.
I´ve never seen someone moonwalk out of a U.N. speech before.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Even the chair was like, "Don´t leave me out here alone."
Trump also had a meeting
with French president Emmanuel Macron this week,
where they talked about a dinner that they had together in Paris.
Here´s what Trump said about it.
-I won´t soon forget our dinner on top of the Eiffel Tower
where we really got to know each other and our families.
And thank you very much.
-Yeah. That´s nice.
But I think Macron remembered it a little differently.
Check this out.
-[ Speaking French ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh, this is big.
It looks like Trump´s former campaign manager, Paul Manafort,
was wiretapped as part of the Russia investigation.
Yeah. If you don´t remember Manafort, here he is.
-So, to be clear, Mr. Trump has no financial relationships
with any Russian oligarchs.
-That´s what he said, and -- and that´s what I s--
That´s obviously what the -- our position is.
[ Laughter ]
His lawyer was like, "Do you want to plead guilty
or really, really guilty?"
"That´s what -- That´s what he -- That´s what I --
That´s what he -- That´s what I said he said,
that you said that´s what we´re going with, so..."
T-T-That´s what he said.
That´s what you said. That´s what I said, that you said.
Why did you say it? Why would you say that?
You were the one who said it."
Some major business news here.
Last night, Toys "R" Us officially filed for bankruptcy
after falling $5 billion in debt.
I guess they tried to pay it off,
but the bank said, "This is Monopoly money.
So there´s nothing we can -- This isn´t real.
This is toy money."
[ Applause ]
I saw that today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And right before his speech, Trump´s aides were like,
"Please don´t. Please don´t do it."
He´s like -- [ As Pres. Trump ] "Too late.
Already bought the eye patch.
Arrrrgh you ready for a speech?
Wall-k the plank."
[ Laughter ]
Finally, this is pretty cool.
I read that white giraffes
were just caught on video for the first time ever.
White giraffes.
Researchers knew that they were white
´cause they were drinking pumpkin-spice lattes.
We have a great show tonight.
Give it up for The Roots, everybody!
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