A Suicide Pact Within The Trump Administration

>> ACCORDING TO REPORTS, SECRETARY OF STATE REX
TILLERSON, TREASURY SECRETARY STEVEN MNUCHIN AND DEFENSE
SECRETARY JAMES MATTIS HAVE FORMED A "SUICIDE PACT" WHERE IF
ONE RESIGNS, THEY ALL DO.
( ELEVATOR MUSIC ) >> THAT MORON IS OUT OF CONTROL
BUT HE CAN'T TOUCH US NOW THAT WE'VE FORMED A SUICIDE PAFNLGT
WITH ME MATTIS?
>> HOOAH!
W ABOUT YOU MNUCHIN.
YEAH.
HOORAH.
HOW FAR DOES IT GO?
>> SUICIDE PACT.
TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE?
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
IT'S A SUICIDE PACT.
>> IT'S VERY SEVERE.
HOW ABOUT WE CALL IT BETTSYS FOR LIFE?
>> IT'S A SUICIDE PACT AND TO SHOW OUR COMMITMENT LET'S BRICK
OUR FINGERS ON ONE OF MATTIS' MEDALS AND MIX OUR BLOOD.
HOORAH!
GRAB 'EM, MAD DOG!
>> I'M FEELING FAINT!
STOP STRUGGLING!
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A Suicide Pact Within The Trump Administration

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