Bank Breakers

>>> IT'S "BANK BREAKERS" WITH YOUR HOST, BARRY FIELDER.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> WELCOME TO BANK BREAKERS
WHERE GREED ISN'T GOOD IT'S GREAT.
LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR CONTESTANTS, PAUL AND GRETCHEN.
[ APPLAUSE ] THE GAME IS SIMPLE, STEAL EACH
OTHER'S MONEY TO WIN BIG. LET'S START IT OFF AS WE ALWAYS
DO WITH A QUICK CASH GRABBER QUESTION.
THIS WEST COAST CITY IS KNOWN AS THE CITY BY THE BAY.
PAUL? >> SAN FRANCISCO, BABY!
>> CORRECT. STEAL ONE OF GRETCHEN'S MONEY
BAGS. >> FEELS GOOD TO TAKE YOUR
MONEY. YOU ARE GOING DOWN, LADY.
YEAH! WOO.
>> ALL RIGHT. A SELF HIGH FIVE
FROM PAUL, WHO IS ONE STEP CLOSER TO OUR GRAND PRIZE OF
$50,000. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ALL THAT
MOOLA, PAUL? >> OH, MAN, I NEED A WARDROBE
REFRESH. I'LL BUYING A BUNCH OF COPY
JACKETS AND JEANS. JACKET AND JEANS.
JACKETS AND JEANS. >> JACKETS AND JEANS, NICE.
HOW WOULD YOU SPEND THAT CASH, GRETCHEN?
>> ON A MEDICAL PROCEDURE FOR MY 10 YEAR OLD DAUGTHER WILLOW TO
RESTORE HER HEARING. SHE HAS 90% HEARING LOSS IN BOTH
EARS. SORRY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WOW.
THAT'S A VERY WORTHY CAUSE. GOOD LUCK, GRETCHEN.
>> I -- I -- BARRY, I SHOULD MENTION THAT I WILL BE DONATING
SOME OF MY JACKETS AND JEANS TO THE CHARITY, CARS FOR KIDS.
>> PRETTY SURE THEY WANT CARS, BUT YOU DO YOU, MAN.
ALL RIGHT, PAUL, YOU ARE UP FIRST.
PICK A CATEGORY. >> LET'S GO WITH WHIZ KID.
>> ALL RIGHT. THIS CATEGORY IS ABOUT THAT
FAMOUS BOY WIZARD, HARRY POTTER. PAUL, YOU CAN PLAY OR PASS TO
GRETCHEN. >> WELL, I FEEL A LITTLE BAD
ABOUT THE WAY I CELEBRATED WHEN I TOOK YOUR BAG OF MONEY, SO
I'LL PASS TO GRETCHEN, GIVE HER A SHOT.
>> ALL RIGHT. GRETCHEN.
HOW DO YOU FEEL? ARE YOU A POTTER HEAD?
>> NO, NO, WHEN HARRY POTTER GOT BIG I WAS SERVING FOUR TOURS OF
DUTY IN IRAQ AND I JUST KIND OF MISSED IT.
>> SHE'S A VETERAN? >> SHE IS.
AND GRETCHEN, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.
SO IT'S THE MILITARY VETERAN VERSUS THE -- I'M SORRY.
WHAT DO YOU DO, PAUL? >> I DO ONLINE ADVERTISING FOR
MARLBORO CIGARETTES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> VERSUS PAUL. >> FIRST QUESTION.
GRETCHEN, NAME THE AUTHOR OF THE HARRY POTTER SERIES.
>> OH, BOY. >> COME ON, YOU KNOW THIS.
>> J., OH, I HEARD HIS NAME BEFORE.
>> HER NAME. >> JAKE -- JAKE ROWLING.
>> OH, NO. IT'S J.K. ROWLING.
BIG TOBACCO GETS THE STEAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> PLEASE DON'T CALL ME THAT. I'M SO SORRY.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT. BEFORE WE CONTINUE, GRETCHEN, I
UNDERSTAND YOUR FAMILY IS HERE TODAY.
>> YES, TWO OF THEM ARE, YES, MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER, WILLOW AND
MY HANDSOME HUSBAND, JOSH. >> WE'RE PROUD OF YOU MOMMY.
EVEN IF YOU DON'T WIN WE WILL FIND A WAY TO PAY FOR WILLOW'S
SURGERY AND WE ARE GOING TO FINDS A WAY TO REPLACE
EVERYTHING THOSE BURGLARS STOLE FROM US.
>> THEIR HOUSE GOT ROBBED? >> SURE DID.
AND WHO IS CHEERING YOU ON TODAY, PAUL?
>> MY ROOMMATE, PAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS SHIRT. I DIDN'T KNOW WE WOULD BE NEXT
TO A LITTLE GIRL. PAUL TOLD ME IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THEIR STUFF.
I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IT'S
DIFFICULT FOR AN IMMIGRANT LIKE ME TO NAVIGATE THIS COUNTRY'S
CULTURE. I GREW UP IN PAKISTAN.
AND LIFE THERE IS VERY HARD. >> YEAH, IT IS.
I SPENT TWO YEARS STATIONED IN KARACHI.
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU CAME TO THE U.S.?
>> 14 WEEKS OLD. >> WOW.
SO GRETCHEN SPENT MORE TIME IN PAKISTAN THAN YOU DID.
THAT'S CRAZY. WELL, PAUL, PICK A CATEGORY.
>> LET'S GO WITH PICKERS AND PLUCKERS.
>> AND YOU FOUND THE BANK BREAKER.
PAUL, ANSWER THE QUESTION RIGHT, AND YOU TAKE ALL OF GRETCHEN'S
MONEY. BUT GET IT WRONG, AND SHE TAKES
ALL OF YOURS. QUESTIONS IN THIS CATEGORY ARE
ABOUT COUNTRY MUSIC. >> OH, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT COUNTRY MUSIC. I'LL PLAY, BARRY.
>> ALL RIGHT, OKAY. DARIUS RUCKER SCORED A 2011 HIT
WITH THIS SONG ABOUT A BREAK UP. >> OH, I GOT NOTHING.
I DON'T LISTEN -- >> THAT IS CORRECT.
"I GOT NOTHING" IS THE TITLE OF THAT SONG.
WAY TO GET GRETCHEN'S HOPES UP, MAN.
YOU ARE BRUTAL. >> NO, NO, NO, I WAS TRYING TO
LOSE. I SWEAR IT.
>> LET'S GET ROBBY THE ROBBER OUT HERE TO HELP PAUL STEAL
GRETCHEN'S CASH. >> NO, PLEASE DON'T BRING OUT
THE ROBBER GUY. PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
>> SORRY, GRETCHEN, LOOKS LIKE THIS MONEY IS FOR JACKETS AND
JEANS. NOT SURGERIES.
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA. >> WOW, PAUL TAKES A HUGE LEAD
AND HE'S HEADED INTO ROUND TWO WITH ALL OF GRETCHEN'S CASH.
>> I DON'T WANT THIS. >> BANK BREAKERS WILL BE RIGHT
BACK. ♪♪♪
[ APPLAUSE ]
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