Exclusive - How Badly Do You Want the Cubs to Win the World Series?: The Daily Show

(playful piano music)
- I'm outside Wrigley Field,
National League Championship Series, Cubs, Dodgers.
I wanna know from Cubs fans.
How bad do you want another World Series?
- How badly do you wanna win?
- How bad do you want the Cubs to win?
- More than anything.
- Cubs win again, but you can never
have sex for the rest of your life.
(laughs nervously)
And
no pornography.
- Sure.
- He said no sex and no pornography
for the rest of his life.
- You can have sex,
but it's really bad sex.
- Oh, good God.
- I'll take that.
- Okay, Cubs win,
but your new job is to give Mitch McConnell sponge baths.
(laughs)
- Not the whole body, just the chin part.
(laughs)
I can do that, I can do that.
- Cubs win, but all dildos have a Trump head at the tip.
- Ohhh.
Mm-mm, no.
- Not so die-hard now, are we?
- No, no no. - Yeah.
- Cubs win, every time you ejaculate, spiders come out.
(laughs)
Cubs win.
- Oh my God!
- You're a liar!
You lie!
- Alright, Cubs win,
DJT goes a second term.
(music stops)
(laughs)
(upbeat hip-hop music)
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Exclusive - How Badly Do You Want the Cubs to Win the World Series?: The Daily Show

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