Halloween Special: Ellen’s Show Me More Show

[music playing]
Every year for Halloween I send my executive producer, Andy,
to a haunted house.
[laughter and cheering]
[applause]
He gets so scared that I have to send someone to hold his hand.
And this year one of my viewers suggested
that I send Sarah Paulson.
I don't know if you remember, but I scared Sarah Paulson not
one, not two, but three times.
[laughter]
Since she was so brave, I sent her and Andy
to the Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights
American Horror Story Maze.
[music playing]
Hi, Ellen.
HI, Ellen.
Sarah Paulson.
Hi.
You know her.
We love her.
Ridiculously talented actress.
I'm not sure what love means to you people.
So here we are--
Just keep talking for a long time,
because then we don't have to go in.
We are at the American Horror Story Haunted House,
so you're obviously familiar with what's going to happen.
And so, you're going to take the lead.
No, I'm not.
[laughter]
No, I'm not.
Here's my advice--
[laughs] You're giving me advice?
You're the worst.
[laughter]
I know what's gonna happen, you're jump, and squeal,
and you're going to make noises like me grandma.
OK so now we just stay calm.
I really don't want--
How much far into it does it start?
[laughs]
[inaudible]
I need you to be strong one!
All right, well, you've picked the wrong girl!
Just try and toughen up.
I'm going to puke--
Listen, if you're the tough one--
[laughs] it makes for better TV.
[laughs]
OK.
I'll try to do that because I definitely
want to be good television.
[laughter]
OK.
Wait, is something going to happen right away?
No, no, no.
They never hit you right away.
How do you know?
Because I've done these every year.
[screaming pig]
AAH!
I don't like you!
I need you to be stronger.
No, no, no come on, come on.
OK.
So that's it.
They're spreading it our.
Not real.
You're not real, you're not Kathy Bates.
[scream]
[bleep] you!
God [bleep].
I hate you so much.
That is-- [screams] What is that?
Did she spit?
Stop!
That wasn't bad.
This was really bad so far to me.
I didn't expect that second on to be real.
Aaah!
Stop, you need to be calmer.
I really, I though there was something.
OK.
No.
They're not doing paintings this year.
Painting.
Real.
[screaming] They are doing paintings this year!
You are the meanest person.
OK.
Oh, cute.
Wait, I don't like it.
It's like your show.
[screaming pig]
Aaah!
[screams]
Hi.
I got you.
Oh you got me?
You have me nothing.
What was that?
I really am not a fan.
RECORDING: Two months ago to begin research on my new book.
See the sound sometimes throws you off.
[screaming] [bleep]
[whimpering] I don't eat pork.
OK, I'm back.
See how I stood by you?
Yeah you [bleep] [bleep].
Sometimes you have to retreat.
Wait you guys.
OK, table.
[screams]
[whimpering] Who is it?
Who is it?
[inaudible] they never do it twice.
Now we know, to the right.
They never do it twice.
I feel [stammering] unaccompanied.
I'm here!
I don't feel you are.
[laughing]
But they won't do it again they never do it twice.
[roaring scream]
Aah!
You don't do it twice!
Andy--
They knew.
If you're going to lie to me this is not going to go well.
That's no supposed to be that way.
I'm going to talk to supervisors.
[screams]
Aaah!
No!
OK.
Good.
Fine.
Come this way.
I don't think I should follow you anymore.
Do you want to leave?
OK, I fee like we can all--
[screams]
What is there!
With the [bleep] pig!
What is that?
Andy.
Oh my god.
Is there more?
No.
That's fine.
Clock radio, nothing.
Not a clock radio.
[laughing]
Clock radio.
[laughing] Also know as old-timey painting.
[laughing] Something's gonna happen.
[whimpering]
Painting.
Real.
[screams] Real!
[screaming]
Not real!
Not real!
It's the same lady from before.
Come on.
The sooner we're done.
This is guy who works here, this guy works here.
He's our safety.
Look at my hair.
Why.
Look how serious he is.
Oh, there's no fun with this one.
You shouldn't be scared.
Why?
Why?
I'm spitting a little.
I have a really dry throat.
I'm not into these.
No.
I'm not into these.
Because you don't know what's coming.
[pig grunting] Watch, see that hole?
Wait, just--
Watch that hole.
Aaah!
No!
This is so-- [bleep] up.
It's so [bleep] right?
This is the worst [bleep] thing that ever [bleep]
happened to me.
OK.
Is this almost--
Aah!
Are you-- kidding me?
Back.
OK, just look for props.
Props are fine.
Just props.
A lot of times they try to distract you--
Aah!
Go away!
With the [bleep] pig!
Stop!
We're good.
We're almost done.
How do you know?
I like they--
I feel like we've been in here a week.
[laughs]
That's an ax!
Hey!
Stop it!
That is an axe and it's unacceptable.
And you go back.
[growling]
Aaah!
What the [bleep]!
No!
We gotta get in front!
Oh, sorry you're not getting your shot.
[laughter]
Stop it!
You came out here already!
Like five times!
[squealing pig] We made the ending!
Pig [bleep]!
[audience laughing] That's it.
Nailed it.
We did it!
I'm not going to say it gets to be more fun every year, Ellen,
but Sarah was a real trooper in there.
No I wasn't
You were terrible.
[screams]
Oh god--
[inaudible]
I'm not happy with you.
What do you want to say to Ellen?
Ellen?
Who the [bleep] is Ellen.
[laughter] Also, I'm coming for you.
We're coming for you.
[audience cheering]
Thank you, Andy.
Thank you, Sarah.
Tell everybody what you are.
Daft Pumpkin!
Daft pumpkin.
[audience cheering]
[scream] Oh, my God!
What the [bleep]?
[cat mimicking human "no"]
[music playing]
There is nothing cuter than a kid in costume.
There really is nothing cuter than a little kid in costume.
[audience cheering]
Tell everybody who you are.
Daft pumpkin!
Daft pumpkin.
[audience clapping]
Oh!
Yes!
Daft pumpkin.
[audience clapping]
[audience laughing]
[audience cheering]
[audience laughing]
Hi, what's your name?
Ethan.
What are you?
Uhh-- Doh.
Forgot.
[audience laughing] You're a bachelor in paradise.
Yeah
Yeah.
All right.
[laughter]
[audience laughing]
What are you?
I am Steve Harvin's mustache.
Steven Harvin's mustache.
Yeah.
What are you?
A piece of cake.
You're a piece of cake?
And grande cup.
You're a grande coffee.
OK.
I'm going to make you more current.
You're Ariana Grande, now.
All right?
And, you are cake by the ocean.
And you're a magician right?
Right.
All right.
But, show everyone what else you can be.
[audience laughing]
[audience cheering]
See now you're Magic Mike.
See?
Who are you?
Ryan Lochte.
That's right.
Ryan, lock, tea.
[audience clapping]
Woah.
[audience laughing]
[audience cheering]
[music playing]
I'm Snooki's poof.
That's Snooki down there.
Oh!
[laughing] What is wrong with this show?
[music playing]
All right, let's get real!
Oh you're gonna real tired of being really--
real.
I'm Dr. Phil.
[audience clapping]
Sabrina.
My evil twin sister.
Looks like I'll be hosting your Halloween show, Sissy.
[evil laugh]
[music playing]
I'm J-Lo.
[audience cheering]
I'm Jennifer Lopez.
I'm Jenny from the block, and by the way, I am not pregnant.
I'm not.
[music playing]
I'm dressed as O Magazine.
This is what we do we hang out.
We just push each other on swings
and sometimes we play in her bouncy castle.
And it's Oprah, it's a real castle.
It's not bouncy.
In case you don't know, I'm Snooki's poof.
That's Snooki down there.
OK.
I was almost late for the show, because I
didn't take into account how long it takes to gym, tan,
and laundry everybody.
I'm Sophie Grace, and I can't do this
without my cousin, my hype-girl.
Come on out here, Rosie.
Boom ba doom boom boom ba doom doom You got that super bass.
That boom-ba-doom-- I'm just going to do it to her
all show long, because this is so uncomfortable for her.
My name is Sophia Vergara.
[audience cheering]
Your ass looks huge.
[laughter]
Of course I'm Nicki Minaj.
[audience cheering]
Nicki was on the show a few weeks ago,
and her shirt was not.
Here are my boom booms.
And here's my super bass.
[audience cheering]
[music - "here comes the bride"]
You can probably tell who I am.
I'm Amal the luckiest woman in the world.
Mrs George Clooney.
[audience cheering]
I got to use a carpool lane, today.
So, that's good.
I'm Sia, and the problem is I can't really see ya.
Please welcome, my Maddie for the day, Heidi Klum.
[audience cheering]
[music playing]
I do pretend-- [screams]
Trick or treat.
Aaah!
Aaah!
[cat mimicking human "no"]
[music - rem, "everybody hurts"]
(SINGING) When your day is long [scream] And the night.
When you're sure you've had enough.
[scream] [scream]
You son-of-a
(SINGING) Don't let yourself go.
[scream]
What if it was like a really--
A cute little white mouse?
Yeah.
Aah!
[scream]
Oh my god!
I'm going to.
Be Elsa.
[scream] Oh, my god!
(SINGING) Everybody hurts--
[scream] Oh, my god!
(SINGING) sometimes.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
[MUSIC - OUTASIGHT, "THE BOOGIE"]
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Do Believe in ghosts?
Yeah, sure.
[scream] Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
(SINGING) Now two steps back.
Do a 360.
I-- [scream] Oh, my god!
What the [bleep]?
Where's that guy?
Bring him back.
--at that age.
Where you're actually--
[scream] [screams] [laughing]
[audience clapping]
[wrestling sounds]
Finally!
Finally!
[inaudible]
OK.
[screams] Oh, god that was so--
Why do you guys do that?
You have a little something in your--
Where?
[screams] No, I don't like it.
[screams]
[screams]
[beep] you!
Trick or treat.
Aaah!
Aaah!
I don't know what it should be but--
[yelling] [scream]
Oh, my god!
[yelling]
That's great.
Yeah, I mean-- [yells] Oh, Jesus [bleep]
Oh!
[laughter] What is wrong with this show?
[music playing]
[music playing]
[MUSIC - EDVARD GRIEG, "IN THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING"]
[cat meows]
[laughter]
[laughter]
[hiss noise]
[laughter]
[laughter]
[hissing]
[hissing]
[laughter]
[cat mimicking human "no"]
[music playing]
[no sound]
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