I really do. I want to go --
-I love being here. [ Laughter ]
I saw the 15-minute segment you did...
[ Laughter ]
-What are you talking about?
-...making fun of my damn album cover.
-I didn't make -- I'm not making fun of it.
-Can you try to help me sell records for once?
Can you do something that promotes me?
-What is the situation?
Are you, like, thinking about what to do with the boat?
[ Laughter ]
Like, what -- what -- what are you thinking here?
About memories of where you are?
Is this Texoma Shore?
-Right now, I'm -- I'm thinking about wishing I was there.
[ Laughter ] -I know, I know!
But are you here now? Is this photo of Texoma Shore?
-Of course it is. That's the Texoma Shore.
-But what are you thinking about?
Some other place? [ Laughter ]
Or memories of growing up, Texoma Shore,
young little Blakey? [ Laughter ]
Running around with his short-shorts on.
[ Laughter ]
"Ma, pa, I'm here!
Am I late for dinner?"
"Naw, don't worry about it, Blake.
We're having the same thing we have every night."
[ Laughter ]
"Get over here, Blake. Get in here.
And get me a whiskey!"
"What's your problem, Dad? You never loved me."
[ Laughter ]
"Yeah, I do! I love you right now.
Get over here, son."
"Come here, Blakey."
"I love you, Ma. I love you, Dad."
[ Laughter ]
Like, that type of thing. Is that the type of...
[ Laughter and applause ]
...situation. [ Laughing ]
Texoma Shore is a real place.
I did not know that.
-It's Lake Texoma in Oklahoma.
Come on, man. -[ Woman cheers ]
-Yeah, see?
-Two people cheered. [ Laughter ]
-What are you talking about? -What am I talking about.
I never -- I really never heard of this.
This is -- -Lake Texoma.
So, it's the border of Oklahoma and Texas --
Lake Tex...oma.
-Well, I get it now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I thought maybe you made it up
and made up a word or something. [ Laughter ]
You're an artist.
-That's true. -You do things like that.
You know, you make up words and stuff like that.
-Would you interview me, for God sakes?
[ Laughter ]
-Let's talk about this. You're going on a tour.
-Thank God. -Yeah, all right.
You're going on tour. -Let's talk about it.
-Yeah. Brett Eldridge.
I love Brett Eldridge. Trace Adkins.
-You know, Trace Adkins? -That's my dude.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-He's taller than you, huh?
-Little bit. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-And Carly Pearce.
-Carly Pearce is a new -- -Shorter than you.
-New girl coming out in country music.
-Yeah. -Got a huge hit out there.
-Now, you can go to BlakeShelton.com,
which I do every day. -Of course.
[ Laughter ]
-I just click refresh on my computer
just to see what you're up to, man.
-You do? [ Laughter ]
-Yeah, BlakeShelton.com.
So you write recipes and stuff like that.
-Yeah. -You know, Pinterest pages.
How to decorate your dorm room and stuff.
[ Laughter ] I love your website.
I'm always on your website.
I know that you have a restaurant called Old Red.
-Mm-hmm. -You do, for real.
You opened a restaurant. -That's --
-Yeah. -You're teeing me up here now.
[ Laughter ] -No, I've never been there.
-You don't ask a question like a normal interviewer.
Ask me a question.
You just say it, and I didn't even get a chance to say it.
-Old Red is the name of the restaurant.
-Old Red is the name of the new restaurant in --
-The new restaurant is called Old Red.
-This is unbelievable. Even the band --
-Well, it's just an ironic name for a new restaurant.
"Here it is -- Old --
Here's an old new restaurant." [ Laughter ]
Already my mind is boggled.
I go in. I don't know what to expect.
What do I go in when I go into Old Red?
-Old Red is the new restaurant/bar music venue
that is in Tishomingo, Oklahoma.
I know you've heard of -- No.
I know you've heard of Tishomingo.
-I don't know if you're trying to catch me or something.
-I've talked about it on this show.
-Yeah. I've always listened. -This show.
-Yeah, I always listen to you. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-Tishomingo. That's where you live.
-Yes. -You have a house there.
And do you have a boat? [ Laughter ]
Just setting you up, because Texoma Shore...
How far away are you from the shore?
[ Laughter ]
How far away are you from --
-I'm not going to give you the location of my damn house.
[ Laughter ] -Just have the Google digits.
-Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
-What do you know about running a restaurant?
Why would you do something like this?
[ Laughter ]
-What do you know about having a restaurant?
-I would never run a restaurant.
-You never had a restaurant. -No. No.
I think I might have maybe almost invested in one and...
-Just didn't.
-Well, it's a bad investment. I mean, they -- it's --
[ Laughter ] I'm just saying --
No, I mean, it's really hard to run and maintain restaurants.
I mean, I don't know why you would do this.
[ Laughter ]
But I hope it's a hit. I mean, in a --
[ Laughter ]
People -- Everyone in Tishiwanga should go to, uh...
[ Laughter ]
...Old Red. You know?
You go in, you go, "I want the usual."
[ Laughter ]
Is it burgers and stuff and wings?
[ Laughter ]
I go into Old Red, right? -Yeah.
-I've never been there before. What do I see?
I walk in. What do I see?
-You see tables. You see a bar.
-Uh-huh. You see a --
There's a stage back there.
-Is there, really? -Yeah.
-Live music? -Of course.
-Well, that's fantastic. -Yeah.
-I didn't know that. I thought it was a restaurant.
I thought it was like an Olive Garden.
[ Laughter ]
-Because you're opening another one, I hear.
-Another Old Red, yes. In Nashville.
-In Nashville.
Old Red -- When you're here, you're family.
[ Laughter ]
-You made up a slogan for us. -Yeah.
-I like it. -Where are you gonna open it?
-In Nashville, Tennessee. [ Laughter ]
-Yeah. I'd like to check it out.
-Did I say that wrong? Did I say Nashville --
-No, I've heard of Nashville. It's great.
I'm sure I've heard of the other location.
[ Laughter ]
But I'm excited for you.
And I can tell that you're excited.
-Can we play a game or something?
-No, no, Blake, no, this -- [ Laughter and applause ]
-Can we do karaoke? -Let's talk about -- No.
-What about karaoke?
-Let's talk about "Texoma Shore."
"Texoma Shore" -- This is out this Friday.
So you can preorder it now. You go to BlakeShelton.com.
Or you go to probably Apple.
[ Laughter ]
Apple probably has it. iTunes has it.
You know what?
I want to talk about "The Voice."
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
'Cause this is an interview, and I am doing a --
-You did a great job. -Thank you very much.
-Great job. [ Laughter ]
Who's a special guest coming up? Kelly Clarkson.
-Kelly Clarkson, who's gonna be a coach next season.
-I love Kelly Clarkson. She's great.
-Me too. I do, too.
She's been a friend for a long time.
-Is that right? -Yeah.
I think I met her, like, right after she won "American Idol."
-Did you really?
-She knows a thing or two about those singing shows.
So she'd be great -- a great, uh...
-She'll be fun to beat.
[ Laughter ]
-So you're going up against her?
-Yeah, when she's a coach next season,
I'm gonna be going up against her.
-Oh, no.
-Do you hear anything I say to you?
-No. -No?
-I have a clip. [ Laughter ]
Here's Blake Shelton and Kelly Clarkson
in an early look at next Monday's episode of "The Voice."
-You've been drinking already, haven't you?
-Check this out. -A little bit.
So, before you beat me next year,
will you help me this year?
-Yeah. -Okay.
-I don't think you're gonna beat me.
-Are you serious? -Here's why.
I think you're going to pass out during the blind auditions
'cause you can't stop talking...
-Yeah. -...long enough to breathe.
-This is a -- -So you'll be in
the middle of a pitch, literally face first on your buzzer.
-Nope. -Is it possible
that you talk more than Miley?
-[ Laughing ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-She's coming on the show...
Let's talk about "Texoma Shore." -Sure.
-These are some of the songs on here.
-Okay.
-What are you -- ""You're Turning Me On."
[ Laughter ]
-That's a song on there, yes. -Yes.
[ Laughter ]
-You think I was just saying that?
[ Laughter ]
"Turning Me On" is there.
You got "Money." You got...
"At The House" you're doing today.
-Yes.
-That's the song you're doing tonight.
-Doing that tonight, right here, on your show.
-"At The House."
And we're psyched that you're doing that.
-"At The House." -I love that.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That's one of my favorite songs on the album.
-Is it? -I love that.
-What else do you like?
♪ At the house in the middle of the street ♪
♪ The house ♪
♪ In the middle of the creek ♪
♪ The house ♪
♪ In the middle of the creek ♪
♪ At Texoma Shore, that was where we used to meet ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Great song.
It feels almost like I've heard it before.
That's how much I enjoyed the song.
-I feel like Super Dave when I'm on this show.
You make me feel like Super Dave Osborne
when I'm on this damn show.
-That's a good thing. Yeah, like a superhero.
Uh, yeah.
No, I like that. I like --
"I'll Name the Dogs" is a big hit.
I like that song.
-Will you sing a little bit of that for us?
[ Laughter ]
♪ I'll name the dog ♪
♪ I'll name him Spotty and Rex ♪
♪ I have never had sex ♪
Something like that. -Yeah.
-That's a good song. That's a Blake Shelton song.
-Mm-hmm. [ Laughter ]
I do -- I do like you.
I'm actually a big fan of yours, though.
For real. I love "I'll Name The Dogs."
I really do. -Thank you -- Thank you, Jimmy.
-Yeah. -Thank you.
-Let me show you how much I love it.
Quest?
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪ Girl, it's high time, I tell ya ♪
♪ No more messin' around ♪
♪ Time to lay these cards on the table ♪
♪ And just throw it on out ♪
♪ I'm talkin' you and me ♪
♪ With the same street name, same last name ♪
♪ Same everything ♪
♪ It's a real thing, a how I feel thing ♪
♪ Now I'mma go on and take a swing ♪
♪ You find the spot, and I'll find the money ♪
♪ You be the pretty, and I'll be the funny ♪
♪ You plant the flowers, I'll plant the kisses ♪
♪ Baby, let's get right down to business ♪
♪ You hang the pictures, and I'll hang the stars ♪
♪ You pick the paint, I'll pick a guitar ♪
♪ Sing you a song out there with the crickets and the frogs ♪
♪ You name the babies, and I'll name the dogs ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I love your stuff.
When I hear that, it makes me just want to kick back
and go, like, back to Texoma Shore.
-Yeah. You look good in that hat, by the way.
Don't y'all think he looks good in that hat?
You look good in that hat. [ Cheers and applause ]
-I look like somebody.
Who do I look like?
-You look a little like Woody from "Toy Story."
[ Cheers and applause ]
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