Like Puberty, Stephen's #PuberMe Brings More Surprises

FOLKS, WE HAVE BEEN HAVING FUN FOR THE LAST WEEK WITH THIS
LITTLE THING WE'RE DOING ON TWITTER CALLED #PUBERME.
WE'RE RAISING MONEY FOR PUERTO RICO HURRICANE RELIEF THROUGH
SOMETHING CALLED ONEAMERICANAPPEAL SET UP TO HELP
PEOPLE OF TEXAS AND FLORIDA AND PUERTO RICO.
AND YOU CAN MAKE YOUR DONATIONS IF YOU WANT BY GOING TO
ONEAMERICAAPPEAL.ORG, AND GIVE GENEROUSLY TO THE
HURRICANE-RAVAGED AREAS OF THE UNITED STATES INCLUDING OUR
FRIENDS, OUR NEIGHBORS, OUR FELLOW AMERICANS DOWN IN PUERTO
RICO.
ONE OF THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED WAS LAST WEEK WITH THE PUBER ME
THING IS NICK KROLL WAS ON HERE WITH HIS SHOW, TALKING ABOUT HIS
SHOW "BIG MOUTH," WHICH IS ON NETFLIX ABOUT GOING THROUGH
PUBERTY.
AND HE ASKED ME TO PUT UP A PICTURE OF MYSELF WHEN I WAS
GOING-- WHEN I WAS GOING THROUGH PUBERTY.
( LAUGHTER ) I'M NOT SURE IF I'M GOING
THROUGH PUBERTY HERE, BUT MY NECK TIE IS.
THE NECK TIE LOOKS LIKE IT'S ON VIAGRA.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON THERE.
I SAID LET'S GET SOME CELEBRITIES TO JOIN IN AND DO
THIS TOO.
AND FOR EVERY CELEBRITY THAT TWEETS THEMSELVES WITH #PUBEME,
FOR PUERTO RICO RELIEF, WE WILL GIVE $1,000 FROM MY AMERICONE
ICE CREAM FUND TO ONEAMERICAAPPEAL.
AND WE HAVE AMAZING OFFERS.
WHO DO WE HAVE GOING ON HERE?
THIS ONE I LOVE.
WE JUST GOT THIS ONE YESTERDAY, I THINK.
THIS IS ONE CELEBRITY OUT THERE.
THIS IS?
WILLIAM SHATNER.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AS A 12-YEAR-OLD.
HEAR ADOLESCENT CAPTAIN KIRK LOOKS LIKE HE JUST BATTLED A
PUBESCENT GORN.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK IT UP.
( LAUGHTER ) LET'S SEE.
I LOVE THIS.
GUESS IF YOU CAN SEE WHO IS THIS?
ANYBODY?
ALANA GLAZER RIGHT THERE.
AND HERE SHE'S SAYING, "YES, TWEEN!"
THIS ONE, THIS ONE'S PRETTY EXCITED EXOOITING.
SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO THIS IS, JON?
>> Jon: AAAAH!
>> Stephen: THAT'S OUR FRIEND, JON BATISTE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: YES!
I KNOW THAT KID.
>> Stephen: THIS IS WHAT JON LOOKED LIKE.
THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOKED LIKE ON OUR VERY FIRST SHOW.
>> Jon: YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: DOING 200 SHOWS A YEAR TAKES ITS TOLL.
>> Jon: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: THIS ONE I JUST-- THIS ONE LITERALLY JUST CAME IN,
LIKE, AN HOUR AGO OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
THIS WAS JUST THIS AFTERNOON.
OKAY, THIS IS WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON RIGHT THERE.
LOOKING PRETTY COOL, LEANING UP AGAINST THE CAR.
CAN YOU GET IN CLOSER THAN THAT?
CAN YOU GET EVEN CLOSER TO THAT, SHOW THAT?
THAT'S EITHER BILL CLINTON OR FAT BABY ELVIS.
NOT SURE.
EITHER ONE.
IT'S AN HONOR.
EITHER ONE OF THOSE, IT'S AN HONOR.
AND THE LAST ONE I HAVE HERE, THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY A CELEBRITY,
BUT I WANT TO SHOW THIS ONE BECAUSE IT SAYS HERE, "I'M NOT A
CELEBRITY, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD I'M STEPHEN COLBERT'S LONG-LOST
SISTER.
DOES THAT COUNT?" LET'S ATTACK A CLOSE ENOUGH
SHOT.
YES.
I DON'T THINK-- HER NAME IS VERONICA, AND I
DON'T THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE MY SISTER.
I THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S MY ME.
VERONICA, CONGRATULATIONS ON LOOKING LOOK A CELEBRITY, AND
CONDOLENCES ON THAT CELEBRITY BEING ME.
SO ANYWAY, IF YOU WANT TO GO OUT THERE AND HELP, PLEASE GO TO
A1AMERICAAPPEAL.ORG.
THERE IS STILL TIME TO MAKE DONATIONS.
UNFORTUNATELY THERE WILL BE A LONG TIME TO MAKE THOSE
DONATIONS.
WE'RE GETTING CLOSE TO A TOTAL.
TOMORROW WE WILL HAVE THE TOILGT NUMBER OF CELEBRITIES GIVING
$1,000.
AND WE'RE IN THE HUNDREDS AT THIS POINT, RIGHT?
WE'RE IN THE HUNDREDS OF CELEBRITIES.
( APPLAUSE ) IT'S A LOT OF ICE CREAM.
THAT'S A LOT OF ICE CREAM.
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