Morgan Freeman Is Stephen's Late Show Sidekick

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> STEPHEN: WE'RE BACK WITH
MORGAN FREEMAN.
I LOVE HAVING YOU ON.
WE DON'T HAVE YOU ON ENOUGH.
WE HAVE A WONDERFUL BAND, BUT I DON'T HAVE --
>> YOU DO.
>> Stephen: -- BUT I DON'T HAVE A CO-HOST, I DON'T HAVE
ANYBODY SITTING WITH ME TO JAW WITH ALL THE TIME AND I WAS
WONDERING WHETHER I COULD ASK YOU TO SAY A FEW PLIENS WE COULD
ROLL INTO THE SHOW ON NIGHTS I WISH I HAD SOMEBODY ELSE UP HERE
WITH ME AND I DON'T.
WOULD YOU MIND RECORDING A FEW THINGS WE COULD BANK AND HAVE
ROLLED IN LATER?
>> I'LL DO IT, STEPHEN, BUT I'M REALLY NOT THE SIDEKICK TYPE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: MIND SITTING OVER THERE FOR IT?
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: CAN WE BRING THAT OVER HERE?
ALL RIGHT.
I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO GO OVER THESE.
SO LET'S JUST DO YOUR BEST.
WHAT YOU IMAGINE IS I'M EITHER DOING MY MONOLOGUE OVER THERE OR
TALKING TO A CAMERA OR A GUEST AND YOU'RE JUST THERE ALL THE
TIME AND THIS IS FOR ALL SUBSEQUENT SHOWS AFTER THIS,
OKAY?
>> LAUGH AT THE APPROPRIATE TIMES AND ALL THAT.
>> Stephen: ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF.
YOU CAN READ IT OFF OF HERE OR THERE.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: THE FIRST ONE.
THIS ONE IS, ALL RIGHT, MORGAN, THIS IS IF I'M DOING THE
MONOLOGUE AND I MAKE A REALLY GOOD JOKE AND THE AUDIENCE
ENJOYS IT AND THE CAMERA CUTS TO YOU AND YOU SAY --
>> HAH.
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, STEPHEN!
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.
I LIKE IT.
THIS IS FEELING GOOD.
THIS IS FEELING GOOD.
THE NEXT ONE IS, THIS WOULD HELP US WITH FUTURE EDITS IF WE HAVE
TO EDIT SOMETHING AND THE CAMERA WOULD CUT TO YOU AND YOU SAY --
>> WOW!
I DON'T THINK WE CAN SHOW THAT ON CBS.
( LAUGHTER ) GOOD THING YOU CUT TO ME.
MORGAN FREEMAN.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
NOW, WE NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE SO LET'S TO
THIS AS A SAFETY HERE, MORGAN.
>> LOVE THAT NEW MUSTACHE, STEPHEN!
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: AND THIS ONE IS JUST TO COVER OUR BASES.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> HEY, STEPHEN, I WISH YOU HADN'T SHAVED BECAUSE YOU LOOKED
WAY BETTER WITH THAT MUSTACHE!
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: NICE.
( APPLAUSE ) YOUR JOB IS ALSO TO BACK ME UP
IN CELEBRITY INTERVIEWS IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: SO LET'S TRY THIS ONE.
>> COME ON, STEPHEN, ARE YOU JUST GOING TO SIT THERE AND TAKE
THAT FROM ANDREW GARFIELD?
( LAUGHTER ) THROW A PUNCH!
>> Stephen: THAT'S GOOD.
WE'VE GOT TO GET ANDREW GARFIELD ON NOW.
( LAUGHTER ) HERE ARE JUST A COUPLE OF RANDOM
LINES THAT WE DON'T KNOW IF WE'LL EVER USE THEM BUT GOOD TO
HAVE.
OKAY?
>> I LOVE GRAVY!
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: OKAY.
>> LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS!
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: FINALLY, THE LAST
LINE FROM "NOT MY SIDEKICK MORGAN FREEMAN."
>> SOUNDS LIKE YOU LEARNED THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS!
>> Stephen: MORGAN FREEMAN, EVERYBODY!
"MADAM SECRETARY" RETURNS THIS SUNDAY AT 10:00 ON CBS, AND YOU
CAN ALSO SEE HIM EVERY NIGHT HERE ON THE "LATE SHOW."
MORGAN FREEMAN, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH GRACE GUMMER.
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Morgan Freeman Is Stephen's Late Show Sidekick

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