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Umm..
There's some there's some pretty good ones
Especially you know one of the crazy things when you do this live Q&A is some of them are very silly so we got one
Mark are the allegations true that you're secretly a lizard
I'm gonna have to go with no on that. I am NOT a lizard
But you know keep the high quality comments coming in
Well where where where where where where where well
Mr.. Sucker dunked yourself into a hole
mr. Sucker
Not a lizard people
he said
We've been seeing Mark Zuckerberg act strange for a long time a long time now from from the infamous or famous meme
Nice job team new face filters on Instagram today
This is my favorite one so far nice job team new face filter an Instagram today
This is my favorite one so far
Nice job team something is clearly off with Mark Zuckerberg
Antics before where what is it? Why is the man?
leading a social media network so incapable of
social
This I just want to warn you guys what I'm about to show you next
Might shock you it might
suck
To watch especially for you mark if you're watching. I know you are I know you're watching Martin well
I know you're sweating or can you sweat mark are you capable of human?
things
Or do you just shed your skin?
You kind of need to remind yourself that you need to focus and and try not to let stuff bother you as much as possible
But it is gonna bother you because you're human and and I was human I am human still
Yeah, let's keep watching but um
Put it, but I was just referring to myself in the past um
Not that I was not human. I was just referring to myself in
Now that sort of thing doesn't just slip out of your tongue, okay mark
All right, I was human that just doesn't happen
Normally, okay? You just don't you just don't simply say stuff that you're not supposed to say like
horrific offensive words that are genuinely frowned upon by the entirety of
Humankind accept them okay, all right. Well. It just doesn't happen mark I
Need answers, but it is gonna bother you because you're human and I was human. I am human still
But they cut away to the audience. You know they they have his drone sitting in the back. Oh God
Oh God we got a cold right over here. What is it that you're hiding from us a market suck
Why is your laptop webcam taped over with your microphone? Is it so that during your shedding period
People won't find out
well, I know because from one reptile to another I mean from one part I
I know, okay. I just know I have sources. I have a reliable source assist. That's telling me that you're a wreck time
Okay, this is a really great channel that analyzes body language. Let's see what they have to say about the suck so
for me
The thing that I was really fascinated by it it always have been is
People right and how people work um you notice we're gonna go back
I didn't expect it to cut off from his body you see how he's sitting straight up
Hands on his knees head up chin level. Where as opposed to this guy who's mirroring mark?
He slightly angled down in the face, so he's submitting to mark. He's covering. He's open. He's dominating the space and he is
Purposely doing this and we'll I'll show you how I know is
People right and how people work
In orders in college. I studied psychology and computer
very long
intense eye contact
He's purposely doing it looks away shortly purposely doing that as well thoughts come through it gives a break
But is to dominate and you know one of the things that you learn when you study psychology is
That there are all these parts of the brain
Which are geared say how long he's holding that eye contact now normally when you have someone who's submitting to you
And you're still continuously dominating them in the fashion that he's doing right now with his body posture his intense eye contact
You're going to give them a break and relax your body so that they can relax and be relaxed as well
so it's a relaxed atmosphere it really feels like I'm I'm
We're breaking down and it's some sort of alien life-form here. Okay. That's been trained to mimic human behavior a
lot of stuff along the way, I think
You know there were real learning points and turning and now we see the sweat, and that's one of the few things
It's really hard to control. No no he doesn't sweat. He doesn't he doesn't sweat come on. Let's get rid of him
What's the holeczek thing well he's talking about oral sex
Good morning Jarvis good morning mark. It's Saturday
So you only have five meetings room temperature is set to a cool
68 degrees
Earlier this year, I started building a simple AI to help run our home
I talked to Jarvis using this app I built it uses artificial intelligence to understand me and figure out what to do
Max woke up a few minutes ago. I'm entertaining her all right. Let's go check on her
Practice our man
Jarvis your Mandarin is so soothing future Jarvis. Also. Helps me get ready in the morning fresh shirt Byron and whole
Hell yeah and Jarvis can play all of our favourite music hey play some good Nickelback songs. I'm sorry mark. I'm afraid
I can't do that
There are no good Nickelback song
Good that was actually a test all Nickelback sucks. Am I right everyone
Yeah, nickel bags is worst. Oh
Nickelback sucks
I hate them because everyone else hate them. Have you heard of my Crocs? Haha?
For myself
Anyway, I talked to Jarvis using this app
I built it uses artificial intelligence to understand and figure out what to do Joris also
Helps me get ready in the morning fresh shirt fire in the hole
And Jarvis can play all of our favorite music okay, how about just play some songs that our whole family likes
And if I don't want to talk I could just text Jarvis through a messenger bot that I built
My bad
I think my favorite part of mark is sense of humor. It's truly
It's something
Hey welcome to f8
We're gathered here at the second biggest event called f8 this week and
You know we probably should have seen this one coming out there
Probably should've seen this coming after Fast and Furious 7
didn't
It's our bad
Now while we don't have the rock here today. We do have the tech equivalent David the rock Marcus
And while we may not live our lives a quarter mile at a time
Did you feel that that invokes some something in me man, what?
Again while we may not live our lives a quarter mile at a time
And we may not live our lives one quarter life at a time man I
Know at least some guy here lived their lives one quarterly earnings at a time all right
All right bear with me. I got one more one more for you. No no no Zach
I can't I can't well fast and furious tagline is never give up on family. Oh here. It comes, or is it similar
Never give up on the family of apps
Not as catchy not as gadget. Oh my god
That has to be an inside joke please at least let that be an inside joke oh my god
That's what progress in science is so fast you
might even call it
fast and furious
What's with the fast and furious integration it's clearly sponsored is
suck himself hashtags spawn without hashtag spawn mark
You you you gotta you got a hashtag spawn or hashtag add at least I mean youth servers
We're just bombarded by this shit, and and all the shame and everything that comes with it
Oh you had a promo and you didn't disclose it with at least 48 hashtag ad so look at the screen
Blasted with giant symbols and the theme song of this is Paul said this is sponsored
I'm getting paid for this what it what is happening here, okay?
But what what what kind of world dominating plot? Are they working on they're clearly doing in this at the Oscar?
Hey play some good Nickelback songs Nickelback
Music is satanic one like equals one prayer type payment in the comments if you scroll down and ignore you hate Jesus good
That was actually a test. Okay, how about just play some songs that our whole family like?
They like you're watching and remember one like equals one suck
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