Themyscira

♪♪♪ >>> YOUR POWER GROWS EACH DAY.
>> I WAS BORN TO FIGHT TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM ARES.
>> AND YOU WILL. >> DIANA.
WE HAVE SPOKEN OF THIS. I DO NOT WISH TO YOU FIGHT.
>> I MUST BE PREPARED, MOTHER. FOR THEMYSCIRA IS A SANCTUARY OF
SISTERHOOD. WE MUST KNOW HOW TO PROTECT
OURSELVES. >> HERE, HERE.
INTO HELLO -- >> HELLO.
HELLO. OH, MAN.
OH, WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, PERMISSION TO DOCK, LADIES?
>> YES, PERMISSION TO DOCK. >> I HAVE GOT TO SAY WE HAVE
BEEN FLOATING AROUND WATCHING YOU GUYS KICK ASS.
AND I WAS LIKE, "MEGAN PADDLE THATAWAY."
I DID. >> HOW DID YOU FIND THEMYSCIRA?
>> WELL, WE WENT OUT ON OUR SCHOONER.
WE GOT CAUGHT IN SOME KIND OF VORTEX.
>> YES. WE HAVE BEEN PADDLING OUT THERE
FOR WEEKS, YOU KNOW, LOOKING FOR SOME SIGNS OF LIFE.
>> YEAH, WE WERE THINKING WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET HOME SO WE
STARTED LOOKING FOR MORE OF OUR KIND.
>> YEAH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND A WHOLE ISLAND OF US.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, WELCOME.
>> THANK YOU. >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> OKAY, SO, CUT TO THE CHASE. SHOW OF HANDS, WHO ALL HERE IS A
LESBIAN? IS IT EVERYONE OR DO WE HAVE A
COUPLE OF ALLIES. >> BECAUSE SO FAR IT'S MEGAN AND
DRE. AND WHO ELSE?
WE'VE GOT TWO. WE WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT HAND
GO UP, DIANE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
Z >> I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND. >> WELL WE ARE ON IT.
SO FAR HANDS, WE HAVE, WE GOT, MEGAN AND DRE.
GOT TO BE MORE. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS.
WHAT IS THIS? >> YEAH, MAYBE SOMEBODY IN THE
BACK? HOW ABOUT YOU WITH THE FROSTED
TIPS? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> >> OKAY, SO NOBODY BUT JUST I
GUESS THE THREE OF US. >> I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T RAISE MY
HAND. >> THIS IS A HUGE LETDOWN FOR
US. >> JUST BECAUSE THE WHOLE THING
SEEMED SO SUPER GAY. >> YOU SHOULD BE A COUPLE.
>> YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE CUTE TOGETHER.
>> WELL, WE TRY. >> WE TRY.
>> IT WAS NOT A FIT. >> WE SPENT ABOUT HALF AN HOUR
WORKING VERY HARD ON EACH OTHER. AND THEN I FINALLY SAID, "ARE
YOU AS MISERABLE AS I AM?" >> AND I NODDED.
>> I'M SORRY, BUT YOU ARE TAKING THIS THE WRONG WAY.
>> DIANA IS RIGHT. YOUR HAIR SMELLS LIKE JASMINE.
[ GIGGLES ] >> THAT BURNS.
WHAT IS THAT? THAT'S SUCH A WASTE.
>> THAT EASILY COULD TRANSITION INTO SUCH A COOL NIGHT.
>> I LOVE ALL MY SISTERS. BUT WHEN I LOOK AT THEIR BODIES
ALL I SEE IS STRENGTH AND POWER. >> YEAH, YEAH.
WE SEE THE SAME THING, BUT WE SEE IT ON TOP OF US SQUIRMING
AROUND, FOLLOWED BY A LONG DISCUSSION ABOUT OUR ANXIETIES
AND OUR AGING PARENTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I VEXTED YOU AGAIN. >> HER THIGHS ARE TOO TOO
STRONG. IT'S LIKE WE ARE IN A PORN, BUT
THE PLUMMER IS JUST GENUINELY THERE TO FIX THE PIPES.
>> DAMN IT. DAMN IT.
NO ONE IS WRONG HERE. IT'S JUST -- IT'S UNFORTUNATE.
>> LISTEN, WILL IT HELP FOR ME TO COMFORT YOU?
FOR WE ARE ALL SISTERS. LAY YOUR HEADS ON MY TITS.
>> OH, OH, OKAY. YOU SEE WHY THIS SUCKS FOR US?
>> SEE THIS MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE.
WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> YEAH. >> NO.
I REALLY WANT TO UNDERSTAND. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST TRY AND KISS
ONE OF YOU AND SEE IF I FEEL SOMETHING.
>> OKAY. >> AND I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THAT
GAME BECAUSE I GET TOO EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED.
>> YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> HONEY, WE ARE NOT GUINEA PIGS, OKAY?
WE ARE NOT HERE FOR YOU TO EXPERIMENT ON.
UNLESS YOU FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT IT.
>> YEAH, I MEAN, I GUESS YOU ARE AN AMAZON AND YOU COULD
OVERPOWER US. >> YES, IT'S USELESS FOR US TO
TRY TO FIGHT YOU. SO I GUESS JUST PICK ONE OF US.
I MEAN, I'LL DO IT. OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> VERY WELL.
>> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. ♪♪♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I'M SORRY.
I FEEL NOTHING. >> AND I FELT NOTHING WATCHING
IT. >> OKAY.
>> NO, ME EITHER. ZERO.
I FELT ZERO FROM THAT. NOW WE KNOW.
GOOD TO KNOW. SO, LET'S GET IN THE BOAT.
THIS IS TOO SAD. >> OKAY.
WHERE ARE WE GOING? >> AWAY FROM HERE.
>> OKAY. ♪♪♪
>> LAND HO! >> BE COOL.
>> LADIES AHOY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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