Trump Hates Everyone in the White House, Parents Pick Favorites

-Here´s what people are talking about.
First, let´s talk about this. It´s a big story right now.
There´s this Vanity Fair article about the White House.
They say that Trump´s becoming unhinged.
[ Laughter ]
-Now? -Now, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
He´s currently becoming unhinged.
They said that he´s recently --
He walks around the White House, and he shouted,
"I hate everyone in the White House."
[ Laughter ]
But later, he clarified his remarks,
saying, "Except for me. I still like me a lot."
[ Cheers and applause ]
"When I´m here -- When I´m here, I´m family."
That´s what he said. -That´s what he said?
-"When I´m here, I´m family." -Wow.
That´s the Olive Garden slogan, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-"Breadsticks."
-"Unlimited breadsticks."
It´s like, "What are you doing?"
Apparently, yeah, he had an outburst and yelled,
"I hate everyone in the White House."
Like, he just said it. Outburst.
Mike Pence tried to calm him down.
Trump said, "Go way! You´re not even my real dad."
[ Laughter and applause ]
-No. -"Are you?"
[ Laughter ]
The article also said that Trump
and Chief of Staff John Kelly,
have gotten into a lot of shouting matches.
[ Audience "Oohs" ]
One time, Trump got so angry,
he punched the tiniest hole in the wall.
-Really? [ Laughter and applause ]
Bink! Bink.
-He actually used it to look at the eclipse.
He saw the -- [ Laughter ]
He was -- He was mad. -How mad is he?
[ Laughter ]
-"Unlimited breadsticks."
[ Laughter ]
A lot of insiders are saying
that Trump seemed very distracted lately.
It might be true. Check him out today.
He´s at the White House -- This is a real video.
We didn´t do anything to this.
He is signing an executive order on healthcare.
Watch this video.
-Appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you.
[ Applause ]
Thank you very much.
Thank you, everybody.
[ Laughter ]
-The most important thing.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-"Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that´s right."
Forgot to sign what he was signing.
He didn´t sign --
He just started wandering around.
[ Laughter ]
He´s like a Roomba that got stuck in a corner,
and you have to, like, pick it up and aim it....
You´re supposed to do the job.
[ Cheers and applause ]
But, hey, this is cool, guys.
I saw that Ikea´s teaming up with Amazon
to sell its furniture online.
[ Cheering ]
They say it´s perfect for the couples
who want to argue in the comfort of their own home.
[ Laughter ] "No, I want the flugen."
"Honey, I think we should get the glugen."
[ Laughter ]
"I think the glugen will work perfect in the living room."
[ Laughter ]
Finally, a new study finds that parents
do actually have a favorite child.
[ Audience murmurs ]
The survey also finds that if you have to ask, it ain´t you.
We have a great show tonight. Give it up for The Roots!
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