Trump Surpasses Pope Francis' Twitter Followers, Classic Trix Returns

-Here´s what people are talking about.
I read that President Trump just overtook Pope Francis
as the most followed world leader on Twitter.
Pope couldn´t believe it.
He said, "We both have more than Beyoncé?
That can´t be right. That just doesn´t feel right."
[ Cheers and applause ]
I guess they could tell Trump passed the Pope
when a plume of orange smoke came out of the White House.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
Trump has more Twitter followers than Pope Francis,
but the Pope doesn´t mind.
He said, "My boss only had 12 followers,
and he´s still pretty popular."
[ Cheers and applause ]
I saw that Twitter executives have agreed to testify
under oath in Congress about Russia´s role in the election.
They actually had a preliminary hearing,
and we got the transcript... -Really?!
-...at "The Tonight Show," yes. -Wow.
-And Twitter had a pretty interesting way of responding.
Take a look at this. First, the senators asked,
"Do you think Twitter was the victim
of Russian hacking during the election?"
And Twitter replied with this.
[ Laughter ]
Then the senators asked, "What do you think
of Trump´s claim that Russia´s involvement is fake news?"
Twitter replied with this.
[ Laughter ]
Finally, the senators asked,
"How would you feel if we had the Secret Service
grab Trump´s phone and delete the Twitter app?"
And Twitter replied with this.
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Congress. Wow.
-Hey, did you see this?
O.J. Simpson said
that during the nine years he´s been in prison,
he hasn´t really changed at all.
[ Laughter ]
Then his parole officer said, "O-kay, I...
guess you´re going back to prison."
Like, that´s how prison works.
Listen to this. I saw that Trix cereal --
You hear about this?
They were going to bring back artificial colors
after they were removed to make the cereal healthier.
I guess they finally realized
that no one´s buying Trix for health benefits.
[ Laughter ]
-Gotta lose them.
-People wanted the chemicals back?
-Yeah, yeah.
They have whole-wheat Trix. -Oh, man.
I guess after customers complained,
Trix cereal is bringing back their artificial colors,
and they´re calling it "Classic Trix."
Well, other cereals want customers to know
their recipes haven´t changed,
so they´ve added special labels, as well.
I´ll show you what I mean.
For example, on Froot Loops, they wrote...
-Yeah! Yoinks!
-Next up, on Cheerios, they wrote...
-Aww. -Still here.
Next, on Cracklin´ Oat Bran, they wrote...
That´s nice. -That´s their logo?
-And finally, on Fiber One, they wrote...
[ Laughter ]
What?
-Who´s "Pa"? -Like Pa always said.
This is pretty cool.
Google just released a pair of headphones
that can translate 40 languages instantly.
They say it´s a great way to travel to a new country
and find out everyone´s making fun of you.
"But I like my fanny pack!"
And finally, I saw that a man from Italy
just set a Guinness World Record
by putting on 13 pairs of underwear in 30 seconds.
On the downside, he´s now banned from Victoria´s Secret.
We have a great show tonight. Give it up for The Roots.
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