White House Adult Day Care Center, Harvey Weinstein Is Fired

-Well, here´s what people are talking about, a big story here.
Vice President Mike Pence left the Colts game yesterday
after some of the 49ers kneeled during the national anthem.
Yeah.
Also ´cause he heard the phrase "man-on-man"
and got really uncomfortable.
"Let´s go. Let´s get out of here."
Do you believe that, though?
He left before the game even started.
Then Giants fans were like, "So? We´ve been doing that all year."
-Oh! Hey!
Oh! Hey!
-I read that the cost of Pence´s trip to the game was $200,000,
if you factor in the flight, security, and hotel rooms,
plus the ice cream in a helmet Trump asked him to bring back.
[ As Trump ] I got to have that little ice cream.
Two scoops. I asked for no nuts.
[ Normal voice ] Got to go back and get him another one.
Hey, you guys, today is Columbus Day.
And I read that some cities
are observing Indigenous Peoples Day instead.
While most people said, "Call it whatever you want,
as long as we get a mattress for 30% off.
That´s all we really..."
Yeah, and get this.
In his speech today, Trump called
Christopher Columbus a skilled navigator.
[ Laughter ]
Then, at his Comic-Con speech,
he called Darth Vader a good dad.
What is he...
Did you see this?
During an interview with Mike Huckabee,
Trump seemed to give himself credit
for coming up with a word.
Take a look at this.
-The media is -- Really, the word --
I think one of the greatest of all terms
I´ve come up with is "fake."
I guess other people have used it, perhaps, over the years,
but I´ve never noticed it.
-Fake? Fake?
Yeah. What better way to celebrate Columbus Day
than pretending you discovered something.
You invented the word "fake"?
[ As Trump ] I guess people are saying the word fake now.
I don´t know. It just came up to me.
I just invented "fake."
[ Normal voice ] Over the weekend, President Trump
got into a Twitter fight
with Republican Senator Bob Corker.
And check out his tweet that Corker sent.
He said...
Now, a lot of people don´t know this,
but The White House actually does
have an adult daycare center.
And we have the director, Wendy Walker,
here to talk about it.
Are you there, Wendy?
-Yeah, I´m -- I´m here, Jimmy. Uh, thanks for having me.
Hey, Donald, take that crayon out of your mouth!
-All right, thank you for being here.
Can you tell me a little bit about
this White House adult daycare center?
-Well, uh, first of all, while these guys
are technically classified as adults,
they´re still working on a lot of basic skills.
Yeah. Hey, Kellyanne, get that crayon out of your mouth.
You know where that was with Donald.
-All right, now, look...
Sorry. Is everything okay over there?
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It´s fine.
We just had snacks, so everybody´s a little wound up.
Oh, geez. Why am I wet?
-What kind of activities do you guys do?
-Well, we just did a fun art project,
where everyone put handprints on pieces of paper.
Here´s Jared Kushner´s. -That´s cool.
-Here is Sarah Huckabee Sanders. -Yeah.
-And here´s President Trump´s. -Okay. Thank you.
Wendy Walker, everybody. Thank you very much, Wendy.
-Donald, don´t jam that crayon up there!
-That´s nice. They do art projects.
-The tiny hands.
-Another big story -- Harvey Weinstein was fired
by his company yesterday
for being accused of sexual harassment.
Not good.
They said if he keeps it up,
he´ll wind up with his own show on Fox News.
-[ Laughs ]
-Finally, you won´t even believe this study.
-What´s that?
-A new study finds that playing outside
may help kids´s eyesight.
-Oh. -Yeah.
-Kids were like, "Cool,"
and then just took their iPads outside.
We have a great show tonight.
Give it up for The Roots, everybody.
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