Who Killed Markiplier?

Detective: Who did this?
Certainly wasn't me. No no, somebody, not me, must have moved it between the time
I was the last person alone with the body in the room and then stepped out for a few minutes to take care of some
Personal business now you don't need to know about
Could have been anybody except me
Butler: What the hell happened here?
Detective: the body's been moved
Butler: on its own?
Detective: No of course not unless it did in which case we've got way bigger problems than a simple murder (AYYY THE BUTLER he is the best)
Chef: what the hell happened here?
Butler: The body moved
Chef: On its own?
Detective: We haven't quite ruled that out. Just yet, but let's not forget. We've got a murderer
Colonel: Quite a storm out there a chaps. What are you doing huddled in here in fear?
Chef: we have a zombie problem?
Colonel: Ah
Hold on closest the most dangerous game well
Someone needs to put the old lad down again. I'm well up for the privilege
Detective: What do you mean by again, and what do you mean by privilege?
Colonel: I'm just saying. I've got plenty of
experience on the matter.
Chef: so do I
Detective: yeah that just raises more questions well
Colonel: Well I'm off to the grounds to see if I can catch a whiff of the old bag of bones aye
Butler: Weren't you and Mark the same age?
[laughs like crazy then coughs]
Detective: All right, I don't trust him then again. I don't trust anyone
All right lock this place down secure the front gate
I don't want anyone in or out of this place until we get to the bottom of this
Butler: Locks won't keep people from getting out sir
Chef: locks won't but chef will
Detective: look you're a real smart son of a bitch handsome, too
Beautiful even, but we don't have time for this
I think we forgot the most important question of all during our a rousing game of whodunit
Why?
Why?
Come walk with me
Why did he invite us all here? Why tonight?
He said we were celebrating something, but he never specified what someone says if this whole shindig of a hootenanny was just a ruse
Mark was my friend had been for years then he went quiet. I knew something was wrong. I just never figured out what?
Now I guess I never will
Look I'm gonna level with you. You're my new partner. I've been working with them for years
Now I've been doing this for a long time, and I know something is wrong. There is a murderer
Here among us we need to find it, but you look like a trustworthy
Somebody I know we just met, but I am an excellent judge of character
Excellent like a fox
I smiled and fed him a line of bullshit. The truth was I couldn't trust them any more than the other skuz around here
But like my late partner once said right before he died best to keep your enemies close wait quick
You don't look like you have a reason to kill him, and if you do
Best to keep your enemies close a wink wink
So the real question we should be asking is
Who stood to gain the most from Mark's death? now in my thorough analysis of the corpses anal cavity
I discovered that in addition to being stabbed 37 times
He was also poised, beaten, strangled, drowned, and shot in that order. now if you asked me
That's a lot of trouble to go through the knock off one guy and it sure is shit is no accident. No
No, my friend. There's gonna be no simple candlestick in the library solution to this whole puzzle
So we're gonna have to do the detectively thing and go through the victims most private in personal possessions
Well after you
Oh
looks rough, but I don't think he was killed here. Take a look around and see if you find anything, but be careful
I've lost three partners before 2-bedroom booby traps
Make sure you don't tamper with any evidence
let me know if you find anything
You find a clue?
Colonel: You're quite on the case aren't you say detective
May, I borrow your friend here.
Detective: Yeah sure
Don't worry partner. I'll handle it from here
Take a walk with me. I thought that it was about time that we got to
know each other
someplace far far away from the prying eyes of
anyone else
come with me
Now correct me if I'm wrong, but you and the mayor know each other, right?
He's a good man that one. We've been fast friends for as long as I can remember
now there came a time when I could say the same thing about mark but
Well best not to speak ill of a dead oh the pool hasn't age a day
GERONIMO!
Damien: Have you seen the Colonel?
I thought I heard him
I need to speak with him. I may have been a little short at a last encounter
Well if you do see him, let me know .
Colonel: Oh Life needs a bit of madness aye chap? now What were we talking about?
Oh Yes, the grisly business inside well
I'm sure I'm not the first to say that our hosts had a great deal of enemies as of late
My prying eye might suspect that the people who worked for him might have reason to stab him in the back
God knows he's a tough son of a bitch to work for
Oh The old golf course, I'll fetch my clubs.
Damien: Colonel?
Damn, I thought I heard him, no matter would you accompany me?
There's something in that I would but I must like to discuss with you now. I know you've been assisting our
intrepid detective with his investigation, but I
Have to bring some concerns of mine to the forefront
If we look at this situation logically we can only assume that the killer who struck down our dear friend mark
Was with us last night
And while I would stake my life on the innocence of the colonel or yourself
Can we really say the same of our beloved detective?
Or worse yet
Mayhaps are counting skills on as good as we assume them to be and mayhaps
In the shadows of this Manor unseen to any of us lay hidden a
Murder
Dectetetive: I don't know what you're playing at but you better lower your weapon you murderer.
Colonel: I probably will not, you're the one that assaulted me for all I know you could be the murderer.
Chef: What the fu-Ooh
Detective: Let's chance drop your weapon
Butler: Masters favorite vase!
Damien: Everyone please I know we're all on edge, but can't we resolve this amicably?
Detective: on edge? this psycho tried to shoot me
Colonel: That's a bold-faced lie. I was maybe doing some light target practice
Butler: Inside???
Colonel: Well yes, I couldn't go on the grounds now with that bloody chef in my way could I?
Chef: Damn right you should've remember that private
besides you're not my boss anymore
It's Colonel, you know.
Enough of this horseshit, you knew I was onto you and you were trying to whack me off before I could finger you....
as the murderer!
Do not call me the murderer...In my own home!!
Stop!!
[eery cliffhanger music]
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