Alt-Right White Supremacists Have Claimed Papa John's

>> STEPHEN: MEANWHILE, IN LIGHTER NEWS, ANOTHER MEMBER
OF THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IS IN TROUBLE FOR TIES TO RUSSIA.
THIS TIME, IT'S FORMER TRUMP NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER AND
GUY WHO JUST CAN'T GET THOSE REPORTERS OFF HIS LAWN, MICHAEL
FLYNN.
( LAUGHTER ) REPORTEDLY, SPECIAL PROSECUTOR
ROBERT MUELLER NOW HAS ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO BRING CHARGES
AGAINST FLYNN.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HONESTLY, HE SHOULD'VE SEEN THIS
COMING.
I MEAN, WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT FLYNN SAID ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON
AT THE R.N.C. LAST YEAR.
>> IF I -- A GUY WHO KNOWS THIS BUSINESS -- IF I DID A TENTH, A
TENTH OF WHAT SHE DID, I WOULD BE IN JAIL TODAY.
>> STEPHEN: HE JUST GOT THE DATE WRONG.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ABOUT 14, 15 MONTHS OFF.
NOW, THE MUELLER INVESTIGATION HASN'T JUST ENSNARED MICHAEL
FLYNN.
THE NOOSE IS ALSO TIGHTENING AROUND FLYNN'S SON AND HIP HOP
FAN WHO HAS NEVER LISTENED TO THE LYRICS, MICHAEL FLYNN, JR.
AFTER IT CAME OUT THAT MUELLER COULD CHARGE HIM AND HIS DAD,
THIS WEEKEND FLYNN, JR. TWEETED, THE
SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS ARE OUT IN FULL THIS MORNING.
THE DISAPPOINTMENT ON YOUR FACES WHEN I DON'T GO TO JAIL
WILL BE WORTH ALL YOUR HARASSMENT."
AH, GOOD OLD UNCHECKED HUBRIS, THAT ALWAYS WORKS OUT.
IT'S LIKE THE OLD STORY OF ICARUS: HE AND HIS FATHER FLEW
TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN...
AND THEN JUST KEPT ON FLYING WITH THEIR COOL NEW SUN TANS.
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS HAD A BAD WEEK?
PAPA JOHN'S C.E.O. AND OSMOND BROTHER WHO CAN'T SING, JOHN
SCHNATTER.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
LAST WEEK, DADDY SCHNATTER BLAMED HIS COMPANY'S DECLINING
SALES ON THE N.F.L.'S NATIONAL ANTHEM PROTESTS, SAYING THE
CONTROVERSY IS POLARIZING THE CUSTOMER, POLARIZING THE
COUNTRY.
THE N.F.L. HAS HURT PAPA JOHN'S SHAREHOLDERS.
( LAUGHTER ) YEAH.
PEOPLE STARTED THROWING PIZZA SHADE AT
SCHNATTER, INCLUDING DIGIORNO'S, WHICH
POSTED TWEETS LIKE, US: @PAPA JOHN'S LET US KNOW WHEN
YOU HAVE NEW PIZZA, AND PIZZA SLICE, UPWARDS CHART.
THEM: PIZZA SLICE, DOWNWARDS CHART.
DAMN!
OH!
THAT TWEET'S NOT DELIVERY, IT'S DUHEVASTATING!
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF ) >> Jon: I LIKE THAT!
YEAH!
>> Stephen: BY THE WAY, THIS CHART RIGHT HERE, THIS IS HOW
THEY EXPLAIN ECONOMICS TO DONALD TRUMP RIGHT THERE.
( LAUGHTER ) THERE HASN'T BEEN A DIGIORNO
BURN THAT BAD SINCE EVERY TIME A STONER FORGOT THEY PUT ONE IN
THE OVEN.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT THERE IS ONE GROWTH
DEMOGRAPHIC FOR PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA SALES:
ALT-RIGHT WHITE SUPREMACISTS!
WHO HAVE CLAIMED PAPA JOHN'S AS THEIR OFFICIAL PIZZA.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) I'M SURPRISED.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE UNCLE ADOLF'S MASTER RACE PIZZA.
"YOU WILL 'NAZI' A BETTER SLICE."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )
( PIANO RIFF ) DELICIOUS.
BUT PAPA JOHN DOESN'T WANT THAT KIND OF SUPPORT, SAYING, "WE
CONDEMN RACISM IN ALL FORMS AND ANY AND ALL HATE GROUPS THAT
SUPPORT IT.
WE DO NOT WANT THESE INDIVIDUALS OR GROUPS TO BUY OUR PIZZA."
ALL RIGHT.
NO, PIZZA FOR YOU, RACISTS.
GARLIC CHEDDAR KNOTS, HOWEVER, ARE UP FOR GRABS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOSH GAD.
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Alt-Right White Supremacists Have Claimed Papa John's

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