Do Not Play: Slap Up Breakfast, Jessica's Song

-♫ Do not play, do not play ♫
♫ Do not play these songs, these songs ♫
-Now, before we start, I just want you to know
that every artist and song
that I´m about to play you is 100% real.
Questlove doesn´t believe me. I sw-- These are actual bands.
-You guys make them up backstage, man.
-No, I do not make them up at all.
These are real bands, actual songs.
You can download them on iTunes or however you get music.
-Right, sure. -Stream them on Amazon.
-Yeah. -Go to your Zune.
-Get ´em on your Zune, man. -Bluetooth it.
-Bing ´em. You can Bing them.
-Bing them as much as you can.
Whatever you got to do, you do it.
These are real songs. Quest, get ready.
This installment is...
-I don´t believe you. -...fantastic.
Let´s see what´s on my "Do Not Play List."
Our first one is an Australian singer.
Anyone from Australia here tonight?
-Whoo! -Someone almost is from --
Yeah, someone was almost from Australia.
Like, "Yeah!" -"I´ve seen it on a map!"
-[ Laughs ] "A-huh?!"
It´s an Australian singer named Kirin J. Callinan.
And the song is called "Big Enough."
-Wow.
-There´s Kirin hanging out in the snow, looking tough.
I didn´t even realize it snowed in Australia.
But I could be wrong.
Anyway, let´s listen to "Big Enough."
-♫ This town might be big enough ♫
♫ Big enough, big enough, big enough ♫
♫ For both of us ♫
♫ Ahhhhhhh ♫
♫ Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ♫
♫ Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ♫
♫ Ah-ee-ah-ee-ahhhh ♫
♫ AHHHHHHHH! ♫
-Yeah! -All right. Stop. Stop it.
That´s -- -You sang that, didn´t you?
No, it´s not me doing that. The scream.
Man, he really just kept going higher and higher.
-Big enough synth? -Yeah.
This next song is a ballad. -Ooh, I love ballads.
-Right? -I so love them.
-Yeah. Don´t you love it? This is an artist.
His name is GBB.
-GBB. -GBB.
-Not Jibibi. -Not Jibibi?
-No, it´s not --
-She´s on tomorrow, right? Jibibi Hadad?
-No, it´s not Jibibi. That´s Gigi Hadid.
-Oh, I´m sorry. I thought it was Gigi Hadid.
-No. This is GBB.
-GBB. -Here he is.
-Yeah! -Just chillin´.
-This is the photo. -Let ´er roll!
-This is the photo he wanted for the album cover.
He´s just chillin´ on the hood of his red Saturn.
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah! -Let´s take a listen to a song
he wrote to win his ex-girlfriend back.
-Oh. -Here´s "Jessica´s Song."
-Hey, yo, this song goes out
to my ex-girlfriend named Jessica Savoie.
Listen up, babe. This song is all for you.
♫ And I will always love ya, now here´s the chorus ♫
♫ Listen up, Jessica, this is for ya ♫
[ Off-key ] ♫ There´s no words that can describe ♫
-Oh-kay.
-♫ How much I miss ya ♫
♫ How much I want you back, Jessica ♫
-Stop, stop, stop. Stop it. Stop.
-Ohh! I know what happened.
I know what happened. -You know what happened?
-He tuned his auto, instead of using auto-tune.
-Auto-tune. Oh, that´s the problem.
-It´s right there. His car´s there.
-I´m gonna go out on a limb and say he only did one take.
-Really? -Yeah, I think so.
-Here´s the good news. They´re now married.
-Aww.
-The bad news is he sang at their wedding.
-♫ I love ya ♫
-Oh, you know what song I have stuck in my head?
Remember we did one of these with, uh --
Do you remember "Moustache"?
-Of course I remember "Moustache."
-♫ Moustache ♫
That´s that guy who just keeps laughing.
Ha-ha-ha!
Fred, do you have "Moustache"?
♫ Vas-y mets ta moustache! ♫
♫ Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha ♫
♫ Ah-ha, ha, ha-ha-ho ♫
♫ Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha ♫
♫ Oh-ho, ho, ho-ha ♫
♫ Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha ♫
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That´s good. That´s good. That´s good. Okay, that´s good.
Next up is a British duo.
-Oh, I love them. -Right?
I´m always ready for another British invasion.
Who do you love -- What British bands do you enjoy?
-I love Chad and Jeremy.
-Yep. You like the Beatles, maybe?
-Beatles. -The Kinks.
-Kinks. The Stones. -The Stones.
This is a new British duo. -Oh, my gosh. Love it.
-They´re called Billy Chyldish and Sexton Ming.
The album is called "Dung Beetle Rolls Again."
[ Laughter ]
-"Dung Beetle Rolls Again."
-Yeah. Yeah. -Dung beetle.
-Yeah, so, this might be a bad idea,
but let´s listen to a track off here.
Let´s just start with --
This one´s called "Slap Up Breakfast."
-[ Laughing ] Wait.
♫ Slap up breakfast ♫
♫ For me, for me ♫
♫ Slap up breakfast ♫
♫ For me, for me ♫
♫ Bacon, sausages, black pudding ♫
♫ Eggs, chips, beans ♫
♫ Toast, tea, or coffee ♫
♫ Slap up breakfast ♫ -Come on, man. Come on!
Come on! -Okay. Stop.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-One of them is getting away with a lot.
-Dude, I have no idea.
-What are y´all doing in the writers´ room, man?
-No, I did not -- I did not --
-Who do you think is playing the rubber band -- Billy or Sexton?
-That´s one broken rubber band away from not being a song.
-Yeah. -Yeah. It´s fantastic.
-♫ Slap up breakfast ♫
♫ More for me ♫ -♫ Slap up breakfast! ♫
♫ Bacon! ♫
-♫ Blood sausages! ♫
♫ Dung beetles! ♫
-♫ Biscuits and gravy! ♫
-[ Laughs ]
♫ LEGO´s! ♫
-♫ Egg McMuffin! ♫
-♫ Bacon ♫
-Uh, gosh.
"Slap Up Breakfast." -I love slap up breakfast.
That´s gonna be my new ringtone.
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Do Not Play: Slap Up Breakfast, Jessica's Song

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