When women give me an ultimatum,
"Who're you gonna choose, me, or your friend?"
I say, "I'm gonna choose my friend." That's it.
Why-- Why do you have to do this?
You dumped me. You chose somebody over me.
-MARTY FUNKHOUSER: I didn't dump anyone! -Okay.
I'm trying to say goodbye and end this.
-Okay. Goodbye. -See ya. See ya, Leon.
-All right. Get out! -MARTY: Don't keep talking!
-You're standing there! -I'm leaving.
-(LARRY SCOFFS) Well, go! -Okay. I'm gonna leave...
-LARRY DAVID: I'm waiting-- -We're not playing "Last Word."
-No, I-- -One, two, three.
-MARTY: Bye. -LARRY: Bye.
(SIGHS) One, two, three...
-LARRY: Bye. -MARTY: Bye.
-I-- -No, don't do that.
BOTH: Goodbye.
(POTTERY CLATTERING)
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