VINCE: Everyone’s sneezing!
HHH: It’s OK, nobody can get us in here.
We’ve got the best WWE security on the door to stop the infected getting in.
It’s just me and you, Vince.
We’re quarantined.
SHANE: Hey big brother-in-law.
I’ve got the sniffles!
HHH: Oh for God’s sake.
VINCE: WWE Quarantine.
HHH: We’re not using that pay-per-view name.
VINCE: OH TRIPS, we’ve lost Roman Reigns!
The son I never had.
SHANE: I feel woozy!
HHH: We need to find a replacement for TLC.
Samoa Joe?
VINCE: A Samoan called Joe?
He’ll never get over.
Shane can wrestle.
SHANE: I’m in so much pain!
HHH: I don’t think Shane’s the best idea right no-…
KURT ANGLE: How about Kurt Angle?
HHH: How’d you get in here?
KURT ANGLE: Security opened the door.
VINCE: Kurt Angle’s past it.
He doesn’t wrestle any more.
The Undertaker!
HHH: Retired.
VINCE: John Cena!
HHH: Shooting a movie.
VINCE: Roman Reigns!
HHH: He’s the guy we’re trying to replace.
KURT ANGLE: Olympic Hero Kurt Angle?
VINCE: Too old.
KURT ANGLE: Wrestling Machine Kurt Angle?
VINCE: We need a Sports Entertainment Machine.
HHH: OK, here it goes.
How about calling up an NXT superstar, build the match around them, and Roman could turn
heel on the Shield for replacing him on his return?
VINCE: Trips...that’s brilliant!-LY STUPID.
Serious suggestions only.
I need like for like.
KURT ANGLE: Shield-dressed Kurt Angle?
VINCE: Finally someone’s talking sense!
Trips, get this man a greasy wig!
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