Kathryn Hahn Started Celebrating Christmas In May

WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW" ON THIS CRISP THURSDAY NIGHT!
MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM "TRANSPARENT" AND "BAD
MOMS."
SHE NOW STARS IN THE SEQUEL, "A BAD MOM'S CHRISTMAS."
>> I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OF IT, BUT, UM, I'M KIND OF
ON A FIRST DATE WITH ONE OF THE SANTAS.
>> SHUT UP!
YES.
WHICH ONE?
SANTA NUMBER TWO.
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>> HOW DID YOU -- BACK IN THE (BLEEP).
SOME GUYS CRY, SOME GUYS ACT REAL TOUGH.
BUT WITH TY, HE'S SO CALM, IT'S ALMOST LIKE (BLEEP) WITH THE
DALI LAMA.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> HI, GUYS!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WOW.
THANK YOU.
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS MESSAGE.
>> THANK YOU!
>> Stephen: BACKIN WAXING THE (B OF THE DAL DALAI LAMA.
>> THE CIRCADIAN RHYTHM, I HAVE HOLIDAY CIRCADIAN RHYTHMS.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I HAVE BEEN CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS SINCE MAY, BASICALLY.
>> Stephen: IS THAT WHEN YOU SHOT THE MOVIE?
>> WE SHOT THE MOVIE IN ATLANTA IN MAY FOR A CHICAGO CHRISTMAS.
>> Stephen: IT'S HOT IN ATLANTA.
>> VERY HOT.
>.AND THERE'S A LOT OF FAKE HAIR GOING ON IN THIS PART.
>> Stephen: AND I IMAGINE A LOT OF WARM CLOTHING.
>> IT'S AMAZING.
MY POOR HUSBAND WHO IS JEWISH AND JUST FEELS LIKE CHRISTMAS IS
GETTING EARLIER AND EARLIER EVERY YEAR, IT'S, LIKE, ARE YOU
KIDDING ME?
IT'S A LITTLE BIT LIKE BANANAS.
>> Stephen: WE JUST PASSED HALLOWEEN OFFICIALLY.
YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT TO CHRISTMAS AFTER HALLOWEEN.
>> ALL I SMELL IS DOUGLAS FUR.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU A BIG DECORATOR?
DO YOU DO THE YARD?
>> EVERYONE WHEN WE MOVED IN, THEY WERE, LIKE, IT'S BANANAS,
THOUSANDS OF KIDS, THE WALKING DEAD, SO MANY CHILDREN, PILES
AFTER PILES OF KIDS.
SO WE SPENT -- WE GOT IT DECK RAID, SPENT THE MONEY WITH THE
STYROFOAM TOMB STONES.
>> Stephen: TURNED YOUR FRONT YARD INTO A GRAVEYARD.
>> YES.
SO THE NIGHT BEFORE HALLOWEEN IS THE BAD MOM'S PREMIERE.
MY DAUGHTER RUNS INTO, SCREAMING.
I'M COVERED WITH CRUSTY BABY IS NOSNOT ALL OVER THIS VELVET DRES
I SAID, WHAT'S A MATTER?
APPARENTLY OUR DOG WAS CHASING A BABY AS I RECALL UP A TREE AND
IT FELL INTO OUR DOG'S MOUTH IN FRONT OF HER AND SHE WAS CRYING.
I THINK IT DIED ON THE WAY DOWN SO I DON'T THINK IT WAS OUR DOG.
SHE WAS CRYING AND I SAID, MAYBE WE CAN HAVE A LITTLE FUNERAL FOR
IT.
AS SHE WAS CRYING, SHE WAS, LIKE, "AND WE CAN USE ONE OF OUR
TOMB STONES!
STONES."
SHE NAMED THE BABY SQUIRREL PALM TRUSTEE.
>> Stephen: YOU TRIED TO CONVINCE ME AND YOURSELF THAT
THE SQUIRREL DIED IN MID FLIGHT ON THE WAY TO THE DOG'S MOUTH.
( LAUGHTER ) I'M A 53-YEAR-OLD MAN.
I CAN TAKE IT.
YOUR DOG MURDERED THAT SQUIRREL.
>> NO, NO, NO!
ITS HEART EXPLODED.
>> Stephen: IS YOUR HUSBAND HOME?
WAKE UP YOUR CHILD.
IT'S TIME SHE LEARNED.
>> NO PUNCTURE WOUNDS!
>> Stephen: DOESN'T HAVE TO BE.
SWALLOWED IT WHOLE.
>> IT SWALLOWED IT WHOLE!
POOR PALM TREE!
>> YOU WERE RAISED CATHOLIC.
, TOO.
>> Stephen: YEAH, STILL HANGING THERE, SKIN OF MY TEETH,
MY FRIEND.
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: OKAY, SO THE KIDS ARE JEWISH, CATH ARE LICK?
>> A LITTLE IN BETWEEN.
WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WOULD BE THE MOST INCLUSIVE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF THIS AND THAT.
SO MY SON, HE GOES TO HEBREW CLASS, WHICH ALWAYS ENDS UP WITH
SOME SORT OF NERF WAR.
WE'RE, LIKE, WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS CLASS?
HE WENT WITH ME TO A FILM SET ONCE IN A CHURCH.
I'M, LIKE, IF YOU'RE NOT USED TO THAT, IT'S INTERSECTION JESUS ON
THE CROSS, IT'S AN INTENSE IMAGE IF YOU'RE NOT BROUGHT UP WITH
IT.
>> Stephen: IT'S MEANT TO BE AN INTENSE IMAGE.
>> YES, IT IS.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
HE WASN'T HANGING OUT.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
DRIVING HOME A POINT.
>> RIGHT, VISUALS.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
O HE WAS LOOKING AT IT.
I WAS TALKING TO SOMEBODY AND HE WAS, LIKE, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY.
I SAID, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
HE SAID, WHY IS THAT NATIVE AMERICAN NAILED TO THAT CROSS?
>> Stephen: NATIVE AMERICAN?
THAT'S PROGRESSIVE L.A.
EDUCATION.
>> Stephen: CALLED IT A NATIVE AMERICAN AND NOT INDIAN.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: VERY NICE.
I SAID, WE HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO.
IT'S A CONFUSING TIME, GUYS.
>> Stephen: YEP.
AND WHAT DID YOU ANSWER?
WE WANTED THEIR LAND!
( LAUGHTER ) >> I WAS, LIKE, BE GOOD OR SANTA
WON'T -- IT'S A MESS.
SECULAR, NON-SECULAR, WHAT DO WE DO?
>> Stephen: GO SEE "A BAD MOM'S CHRISTMAS."
>> YES!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: IT'S A SEQUEL TO
"BAD MOMS."
HOW LONG AGO WAS "BAD MOMS"?
>> WE WERE JOKING, I WAS TAKING OFF MY EYE MAKEUP WHEN THE
TRAILER FOR THIS ONE CAME OUT.
>> Stephen: YOU MADE IT FOR 1.25 AND IT MADE $400 MILLION OR
SOMETHING.
QUICK, QUICK, ANOTHER ONE!
ANOTHER ONE!
( LAUGHTER ) HOW BAD TO THE MOMS GET?
OBVIOUSLY (BLEEP) WAXING, WE'VE SEEN THAT.
>> WE'RE NOT NEGLIGENT MOTHERS, FOR SURE.
BUT WE GET TO SEE OUR MOMS IN.
THIS SUSAN SARANDON PLAYS MY MOM WHICH IS SO AWESOME.
>> Stephen: LOVELY.
HE'S INCREDIBLE.
AND CHERYL HEINZ, CHRISTINE BARANSKI, IT'S AN AMAZING GROUP
OF WOMEN.
IT'S THE NUTTIEST TIME OF THE YEAR FOR A MOM.
YOU'RE JUST SO BUSY TRYING TO MAKE MAGIC HAPPEN FOR EVERYBODY
ELSE, IT'S A SWEET LESSON OF JUST LIKE LETTING GO OF
EXPECTATIONS AND TRYING TO JUST BE IN THE MOMENT WITH YOUR
FAMILY AND NOT WORRY ABOUT, LIKE, THE PERFECTION.
>> Stephen: YEAH, AND THAT'S THE REAL MESSAGE OF THE SEASON
WHICH IS GO ON A FIRST DATE WITH THE MAN WHOSE (BLEEP) HIS MOM
JUST WAXED.
>> OH, MY GOODNESS!
>> Stephen: "A BAD MOM'S CHRISTMAS" IS IN THEATERS NOW,
KATHRYN HAHN, EVERYONE!
THE SQUIRREL'S MOM.
BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY COURTNEY BARNETT AND KURT VILE!
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Kathryn Hahn Started Celebrating Christmas In May

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