Side Effects May Include: Hot Brunch Spots

>> James: OKAY, ANYBODY HERE THINKING OF WAITING IN LINE FOR
THE HOTTEST BRUNCH PLACE IN TOWN?
YEAH, ANYONE?
IF YOU ARE THINKING OF WAITING IN LINE FOR THE HOTTEST BRUNCH
PLACE IN TOWN YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AND THOSE
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE, EVERY TEN MINUTES ASKING HOW MUCH
LONGER THE WAIT IS GOING TO BE.
SPENDING THE NEXT THREE HOURS SAYING IT MUST BE WORTH IT,
RIGHT?
IT'S WORTH IT, RIGHT?
IS IT WORTH IT?
IT'S WORTH IT, ISN'T IT, IT'S WORTH T RIGHT, IT'S WORTH IT.
REALIZING YOU COULD JUST SAVE A LOT OF TIME AND MONEY BY JUST
PUTTING AN AVOCADO ON TOAST YOURSELF.
AT THE STROKE OF 1 P.M. SHOUTING GREAT, NOW IT'S LUNCH.
AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF WAITING IN LINE FOR THE HOTTEST
BRUNCH PLACE IN TOWN IS EATING DINNER AT THE HOTTEST BRUNCH
PLACE IN TOWN.
ANYBODY HERE, ANYBODY HERE THINKING OF BEING AN ACTUAL BULL
IN AN ACTUAL CHINA SHOP?
YEAH?
IF YOU ARE THINKING OF BEING AN ACTUAL BULL IN AN ACTUAL CHINA
SHOP YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AN THOSE SIDE
EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE THINKING DON'T BE A CLICHE, DON'T BE A
CLICHE, DON'T BE A CLICHE.
THE MANAGER OF THE SHOP NERVOUSLY STAIRING YOU AT YOU
THE ENTIRE TIME.
BUYING THE MOST FRAGILE THING THERE WITHOUT INCIDENT JUST TO
CHALLENGE THE CASHIER'S PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS.
ON YOUR WAY OUT MAKING A GRAND SPEECH TO EVERYONE IN THE STORE
ABOUT THE DANGER OF STER WHY TYPES AND HOW THEY SHOULD ALL BE
ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES.
AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF BEING AN ACTUAL BULL IN AN
ACTUAL CHINA SHOP IS RIGHT AS YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXIT TRIPPING
AND FALLING AND BREAKING EVERYTHING IN THE STORE.
(LAUGHTER) ANYONE HERE THINKING OF BEING
SEATED NEXT TO A PERSON ON A FLIGHT WHO TAKES OFF THEIR
SOCKS?
ANYONE?
ANYONE?
IF YOU-- WHO HERE TAKES THEIR SOCKS OFF ON A PLANE?
NO YOU DON'T.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
WHY?
>> GOT TO GET COMFORTABLE.
>> James: YOU'VE GOT TO GET COMFORTABLE.
YEAH.
[BLEEP] EVERYONE ELSE.
I GOT TO GET COMFORTABLE.
(LAUGHTER) DO YOU REALLY?
DOES ANYONE EVER SAY TO YOU.
>> NO.
>> James: THEY'RE NOT OKAY, IF YOU ARE ARE BEING SEATED MEX TO
A PERSON ON A FLIGHT WHO TAKES THEIR SOCKS OFF YOU SHOULD KNOW
THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AND THOSE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE
IMMEDIATELY REGRETTING SAYING DOESN'T BOTHER ME AFTER THAT
PERSON ASKED YOU, MIND IF I LET MY TOOTSIES OUT FOR A SPIN
DURING THE FLIGHT.
ORDERING THE IN FLIGHT ANCHOVY SALAD IN A MISGUIDED ATTEMPT TO
COMBAT THE SMELL.
TRYING TO MAKE THAT LITTLE OXYGEN MASK DROP DOWN JUST SO
YOU CAN GET A BREATHE.
PERIODICALLY STICKING YOUR HEAD IN THE OVERHEAD COMPARTMENT TO
GET A BREATHE OF THAT FRESH CARRY-ON AIR.
TAKING OFF YOUR SHIRT AND SAYING YOUR MOVE, CREEP.
(LAUGHTER) AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF
BEING SEATED NEXT TO A PERSON ON A FLIGHT WHO TAKES OFF THEIR
SOCKS IS LONG STORY SHORT, WALKING OUT OF THE PRI ON GATE
27 YEARS LATER AND THINKING IT WAS ALL TOTALLY WORTH IT THAT
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Side Effects May Include: Hot Brunch Spots

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