The GOP Is 'Toast' Says The GOP

( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP ALSO TOOK A SHOT AT
ARIZONA SENATOR AND NUMBER FOUR REALTOR IN THE TRI-COUNTY AREA,
JEFF FLAKE.
FLAKE WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA DISSING HIS OWN PARTY.
>> IF WE BECOME THE PARTY OF ROY MOORE AND DONALD TRUMP, WE ARE
TOAST.
>> STEPHEN: SENATOR FLAKE, THAT'S A LITTLE TOO HARD ON
TOAST.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
MAY I REMIND YOU, SIR -- TOAST DOESN'T CRUISE THE MALL
LOOKING FOR DOUGH THAT HASN'T RISEN YET.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) ( PIANO RIFF )
>> Jon: OH!
OH!
>> Stephen: FINE, FINE.
TRUMP THEN FIRED BACK.
"SENATOR JEF JEFF FLAKE-Y."
IF THAT'S HOW THIS IS STARTING, I DON'T THINK I CAN GET THROUGH
THIS ONE.
YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN "FLAKE-Y."
SENATOR DANDRUFF.
FLAKE NEWS.
SENATOR FLAKE AN ORGASM.
( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S TOO FAR?
WE FOUND THE LINE?
( LAUGHTER ) WE FOUND THE LINE?
IT'S IMPLYING THAT A SITTING UNITED STATES SENATOR FROM
ARIZONA WOULD FAKE AN ORGASM?
HE GOES ON.
"WHO IS UNELECTABLE IN THE GREAT STATE OF ARIZONA-- QUIT RACE,
ANEMIC POLLS-- WAS CAUGHT-- PURPOSELY-- ON MIKE."
( LAUGHTER ) OKAY, I'M GOING TO STOP THERE
AGAIN.
EITHER HE MISSPELLED THE ABBREVIATION FOR MICROPHONE OR
-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
-- OR HE'S IMPLYING THAT SENATOR FLAKE WAS CAUGHT "ON MIKE,"
WHICH DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMETHING
VICE PRESIDENT PENCE WOULD BE INTO, BUT, IF SO, GOOD FOR YOU.
LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHO YOU LOVE IS NONE OF MY
BUSINESS.
TRUMP IS NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT FLAKE-Y.
"SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT."
( LAUGHTER ) WHAT?
FLAKE SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT GROVER CLEVELAND?
HE'S OUR ONLY NON-CONSECUTIVE TWO-TERM PRESIDENT.
( CHEERING ) YEAH, THANK YOU.
YOU GOT A CLEVELAND HEAD IN THE HOUSE?
THERE'S MORE, BUT I DON'T WANT TO READ IT.
( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW ONE SUBJECT DONALD
TRUMP DIDN'T TWEET ABOUT?
ALABAMA SENATE CANDIDATE AND OLDEST TRICK-OR-TREATER ON THE
BLOCK, ROY MOORE.
SEVERAL WOMEN HAVE ACCUSED MOORE OF MOLESTING THEM WHEN THEY WERE
AS YOUNG AS 14.
THIS WEEKEND, ALL THE MAJOR ALABAMA NEWSPAPERS ENDORSED HIS
OPPONENT, BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO OVERLOOK THE
ALLEGATIONS.
LIKE ONE ALABAMA PASTOR WHO CALLED THE MOORE CONTROVERSY A
"WAR ON MEN" BECAUSE "MORE WOMEN ARE SEXUAL PREDATORS THAN MEN.
WOMEN ARE CHASING YOUNG BOYS UP AND DOWN THE ROAD, BUT WE DON'T
HEAR ABOUT THAT BECAUSE IT'S NOT P.C."
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) SIR, WHERE ARE THESE ROADS THAT
WOMEN ARE CHASING THE BOYS UP AND DOWN?
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERING )
( PIANO RIFF ) DRIVING IN ALABAMA SOUNDS REALLY
DANGEROUS.
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